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They're a shark scientist
Something American I've noticed: how come at every event there's always a shark coochie board. Every party. Every departmental get-together at my college (there is also, without fail, the dreaded "cheese tower" that no one ever touches so it's fully intact at the end). Why is it traditional to have a tray of suspicious cheeses and crackers and meats at the function
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No, that's a misconception. It's actually smoother than silk. It's sleek.
Something American I've noticed: how come at every event there's always a shark coochie board. Every party. Every departmental get-together at my college (there is also, without fail, the dreaded "cheese tower" that no one ever touches so it's fully intact at the end). Why is it traditional to have a tray of suspicious cheeses and crackers and meats at the function
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god fell out of heaven yesterday and we all started making fun of him bc the corpse is only like 5'3''
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Elektra in Mycenae, Casey J. King
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It genuinely blows my fucking mind how so many people in the first world have little to no solidarity with the workers who by and large prop up their standards of living. I have a sinking feeling my blog is going to be a timeline of someone who was slowly converted into a third-worldist by the sheer willingness of the first eorld to side with fascism if but to prolong access to their treats. This is not a goood feeling, btw. Far, far from it.
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happy you look at the place where the wall meets the floor and you realize you didn't paint it very well wednesday
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soooo much of the modern conception of gender is based around products and consumerism that people can’t even identify actual misogyny anymore. People reply to posts “It’s sexist to hate on something so many women enjoy” and that something would be a Stanley cup
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Drain the pool, Arjan Van Helmond
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i read CS Lewis’ A Grief Observed one time years ago and i’m still not recovered from it
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The craziest thing about the Wild West is that many of the prominent figures who spent their prime years crossing between both sides of the law, rustling cattle, shooting people in broad daylight, bounty hunting, robbing stagecoaches, gambling, scamming and swindling etc. just got out of the game and died peacefully in their own bed at age 80. It was the same with pirates in the golden age of piracy. If you didn’t die violently, you just retired and started living like a normal civilian. Imagine your 75 year old grandma telling you about how she used to seduce and rob lone men on the Oregon trail. Your grandpa calculating how many people he killed in bar fights and coming to the conclusion it was upwards of 30. The law was not equipped to investigate and prosecute every criminal in the west so if you left the game, there was often this uneasy truce.
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Up The Wolves by The Mountain Goats // Minotauro by Jordi Garriga Mora
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temporary vows, caroline bird
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things fall apart 😂 the centre cannot hold 😂😂 and what rough beast, its hour come round at last, slouches towards Bethlehem to be born 😂😂😂🤣🤣
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