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I know I just did theory time but I like writing these so:

Ghostbur, huh? Everybody loves him, everybody loves ‘Casper the Friendly Ghost’. He’s always happy and sweet. Except when that happy filter masks ‘non-lore’ jokes as exactly that — non-lore. But I’m thinking about one specific conversation. Ghostbur said he pretends he never did anything bad, that he only remembers happy things. I think almost everybody passed it off as a joke. What if it wasn’t? What if Wilbur is pretending to be Ghostbur, and we’ve known all along? This isn’t even hiding in plain sight for the other characters, he took it to another freaking level. If I’m right, Wilbur has been hiding in plain sight from US, the VIEWERS, for MONTHS! He TOLD US and we didn’t listen. Outright TOLD US and we didn’t even realize. This ties in with other weirdly sadistic things he’s said, supposedly non-lore things. (ex. Apparently I once blew up a nation and killed everyone!) It’s always been Wilbur, we were just too oblivious to see it.

#dream smp #dream smp theory #dsmp wilbur #dsmp ghostbur #it’s theory time!

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IT’S SLEEP-DEPRIVED THEORY TIME

It is 3 AM and my brain cells are working at a MOLECULAR LEVEL (I don’t know what that means either) sooooo here we go

WHAT IF and hear me out Wilbur and Techno are connected somehow. I know it sounds insane but I have stuff to back this up. Wilbur chose anarchy right before he died, Techno’s whole brand is practically anarchy. They both helped blow up L’manburg the day Wilbur died. Lastly, there’s a possibility they’re both connected to the Egg. Techno is canonically ‘The Blood God’, whether it’s a title or it means he’s actually a god. Blood god, blood vines...something’s going on there. Ghostbur, who everybody seems to think is actually Wilbur, said he liked red while looking at the blood vines. Going out on a limb, but I think that counts for something. SO maybe Wilbur is Harpocrates. He is technically an anarchist. I don’t know HOW Wilbur and Techno would be connected, I just think they ARE. At the same time, villain duo arc my beloved so I might be biased.

#dream smp #dream smp theory #dsmp techno #dsmp wilbur #dsmp egg #blood vines #its 3 in the morning #why am i awake #doing this no less #i just really want villain duo arc #please can i have that thank you #im so insanely sleep deprived #what the fuck am i doing

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It’s THEORY TIME!!

Ok so I have this dsmp theory and I need to share because it’s driving me crazy

I got this idea originally from somebody on here I just don’t remember who it was but the post was about how George uses :] and calls people silly sometimes which I noticed as well I just didn’t make the connection

I don’t know who to credit honestly so sorry about that

Disclaimer: I’m not trying the invalidate how awful manipulation is I just really want this

Alright it’s theory time people

The books in the InBetween said, like, ‘Don’t be silly :]��, and the text on the screen said ‘It can’t follow you through the portal.’ My theory is that George is actually in cahoots with ‘it’. I say this because Ranboo and Dream basically confirmed that there will be George lore. But -- it gets better! The book said ‘We’ll make sure you don’t stray from the path’ or something along those lines. ‘We’ implies that there’s more than one person or thing involved with this. Who can say how many things it is? It doesn’t matter for what I’m about to say. A while ago, Dream tweeted an image that looked like the InBetween with the caption ‘Dream SMP if Tommy had remained in exile’. I’m assuming that means after Tommy allied with Tubbo again. Whatever ‘it’ is can’t leave the InBetween, but what if it can corrupt time travelers? Like, convince them to work for it? What I’m getting at is that something Tommy did between getting out of exile and now prevented the InBetween from taking over Dream SMP. It was probably a domino effect type thing. Here we get to the good part. Who was trying to keep Tommy in exile? Dream. Dream wanted Tommy to stay in exile because he wanted to ‘control him’, but what if it was more than that? What if Dream and George are actually working together? I know I’m going out on a limb right now, but I think I might be onto something. George is the last person anybody would expect to be working with Dream, given that Dream manipulated him. But what if it was all an act? I sound like a crazy person right now, but who cares? Karl is the only other one who knows about the InBetween, as far as I know. What if Dream revoked George’s crown because something wasn’t going the way they wanted? I’m not saying I really want and Dream and George villain duo arc, but I really really want a Dream and George villain duo arc. It’s plausible! I’m not crazy. Between George calling people silly and using :], and Dream’s tweet and him trying to keep Tommy in exile and confirming George lore and more intense lore, I think it’s possible.

#dream smp #dream smp theory #inbetween #dreamwastaken #georgenotfound #maybe im biased #please i want a villain duo arc #i was listening to music and heat waves came on #now i feel like this is a ship thing #its not i promise #im probably not crazy #im not trying to invalidate how bad manipulation is #i just really want villain duo arc #it could be like team rocket #theyd make such good villains i need this #theyre really doing lore on twitter now #im waiting for the tumblr lore come on #its dream smp anything can happen #dream cant be the only villain forever that would be a terrible plot #the egg cult doesnt count #theyre not villains theyre just psychopaths

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I was thinking about The Pit TFTSMP and I just remembered my reaction to Ran getting killed the first time

WHY DIDN’T RAN DROP COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF MILK WHEN HE DIED???? NEVER BEFORE HAVE I SEEN ONE OF RANBOO’S CHARACTERS NOT DROP COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF MILK????? HE DROPPED ALL SORTS OF OTHER STUFF BUT THERE WAS NO MILK WHAT THE FUCK RANBOO WHAT ABOUT YOUR TFTSMP BRANDING?????

#tftsmp #dream smp #ranboo #ran my beloved #copious amounts of milk my beloved

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A TFTSMP Appreciation Post (specifically The Pit) Because it’s Deserved

Karl, Techno, and Hannah talking about how women are equal to men

Almost everybody being so supportive to each other even when fighting

Techno slipping up and calling Tubbo Tubbo instead of Jackie and nobody calling him out on it

THE AMOUNT OF EFFORT PUT INTO THESE WITH THE EDITING AND EVERYTHING

Karl shaking the trigger warning in the middle of the screen to make sure everybody in chat saw it

Chat clapping for the InBetween scene

The way the InBetween scene was shot like a horror movie and actually scared me

The fact that the InBetween scene had to have been recorded and edited before the stream

The Pit stream was actually so perfect I stg I can’t even write it in here

#tftsmp #dream smp #karl jacobs #appreciation

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I’m assuming y’all know about the Gangnam Style thing Tubbo did (OH MY GOD HE’S DEAD? NO! *Gangnam Style starts playing*)

Anyway I was messing around and I “died dramatically” on my brother’s floor and THIS KID STARTED SINGING GANGNAM STYLE SO I ASKED HIM IF IT WAS A REFERENCE AND HE SAID NO AND I SHOWED HIM THE CLIP AND HE HAD NO IDEA IT WAS EVEN A THING I STG WHAT DO I DO WITH THIS KID

#mcyt #tubbo #gangnam style

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In Sapnap’s most recent video he said Dream was 1 of 4 pillars of Minecraft, and that he was the speedrun god. Who are the other pillars and what are they the ‘gods’ of? Debate this, I’m BEGGING

#mcyt #sapnap #dreamwastaken #speedrun

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My science teacher has this white board with boxes on it right

Each teacher has 4 different classes each day so they’re separated by letter (ABCD) and my science teacher has numbers next to hers that correspond to periods

It also said TEST in big letters since today was a test day so I would have thought random letters were normal but like

It says DNF WITH THE SMILEY FACE LIKE THE DREAM ONE ABOVE IT IN AN EMPTY BOX

IM NOT SURE IF SHE WROTE THAT OR A STUDENT DID BUT WHY THE FUCK DOES MY SCIENCE TEACHER’S WHITEBOARD SAY DNF WITH THE DREAM SMILEY FACE ABOVE IT WHAT THE FUCK

#dnf #mcyt #wtf is happening

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LMFAO IM IN ONLINE CLASS RIGHT NOW AND MY TEACHER SAID THERE ARE NEW RULES BECAUSE KIDS ARE USING PICTURES OF RANDOM PEOPLE’S FACES WHO HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THE STUDENT

The pictures in question are the following:

To the kids with the audacity to use mcyt pfps on your school accounts: You guys are awesome keep doing what you’re doing

#mcyters #mcyt stans