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I wish age gap discourse hadn't spiraled the way it has because I want there to be a safe space to say "Men in their 40s who date 25 year olds aren't predators, they're just fucking losers"

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My cats have this meow that means "please come with me to fix this" after which they'll lead me to the problem in question, usually a empty (or 'empty') food bowl or a closed door they want open. They look at the 'problem', they look back at me, clear message.

What fascinates me is how this illustrates what they percieve as being in the realm of my 'power.' I control the food, I control the door, sure, but my cats love to sit on the balcony in the sun, and it has happened plenty of times that on a rainy day they come get me, go to the balcony and show me... the rain. "Please fix this" they say. "Please get rid of the wet"

"Silly kitty," I say, "I can't control the rain." I then walk into the shower and turn on the rain.

#oh I miss my boy

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he is me, I am him

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I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought “why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff,” so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It’s alright if you can’t because apparently I fuckin couldn’t either

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An au where Bernard becomes a supervillain/anti hero purely to see Tim more, because between WE work and Batman pushing more and more hours on Tim, and conflicting work shifts. even though they try their best, they're seeing less of each other actually awake. (Best they've been getting is cuddles but they're asleep for those)

So Bernard looks at the old BatSpotter threads and finds a pattern- Batman and Catwoman? Met up when Bats was on patrol, frequently. For romantic rendesvous and... other things. Batman and Thalia Al Ghul? Also met when on patrol, with Thalia on business doing assassin things. Clearly, Bernard needed to become an antihero, villain, or other criminal, so that he and Tim can have dates. And as Damian exists, clearly dating a criminal is not bad, according to Batman, so there'd no way he'll stop Tim, because they can just point out he's a hypocrite!

Bernard then proceeds to be a chef by day and villain by night, messing up random shit and causing (solvable, non stressful- on tim-) chaos, in order to flirt with his boyfriend.

#bernard #tim #timbern

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BELDAM IS NOW TRANSPHOBIC IN THE ENGLISH LOCALIZATION

THIS MEANS VIVIAN'S TRANSNESS IS CANON IN ENGLISH FOR THE FIRST TIME

WE WON

#paper mario #reblog #paper mario the thousand year door #vivian #we get to beat up a terf

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a story in 2 parts

#the artist said 'no <3'

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Redraw of one of the, if not the funniest panel in TD:R in my style. Tim bi panic because of topless Bernard will never not be funny 😂

#dc #tim drake #bernard dowd #timbern

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Tim comes out to the world by posting a picture of Bernard on his insta tagged #boyfriend that immediately goes viral, but not because of the reasons Tim thought about, but because is such a good picture of Bernard every single comment is asking for his @

Tim regrets everything.

#dc #tim drake #bernard dowd #timbern

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a few weeks ago I had a dream DC was releasing a Tim Drake special in september written by Meghan Fitzmartin and I'm still mourning the fact it's not real

#bernard dowd #tim drake #batfam #timber #batfamily #timbern #dc comics #dc #Yeeesss me want #batman

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Put salt in your baked goods. Put salt in your desserts. Just do it. Please. Salt isn't just for savory, it's literally a flavor enhancer so even a pinch can take a meh recipe to one people can't stop eating. Listen to me. Your cookies and cheesecake bars are bland and uninteresting. I'm taking your hand. I'm guiding you with a gentle touch to the back. We can do this together. Trust me.

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I'll tidy it up, I dont mind picking up after us - Clean by Noah Floersch

#timbern

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I'll tidy it up, I dont mind picking up after us - Clean by Noah Floersch

#hey yo this is amazing #dc #Tim #bernard

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#tim #robin 1993 #very very very funny plot point to me #tim drake