I just ❤️ the greetings at the start of the #normalnotnormalpodcast with Oliver and James Phelps so much. I made a poster. #hireme.
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“There’s no Hogwarts without you, Hagrid.”
R.I.P. Robbie Coltrane (March 30, 1950 - October 14, 2022)
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i would not be able to cast a patronus
not because im sad or anything
i just cant remember shit
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Hermione: I’m Harry Potter’s emergency contact.
Officer: So you’re here to pick him up?
Hermione: I’m here to remove myself as his emergency contact.
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Every Potterhead on September 1st:
We will keep trying...always ⚡🦉
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https://instagram.com/p/CiAWnAhrIGW/
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Oliver: I would say my coaching style is centered around the fundamentals.
George: With an emphasis on the "fun"!
Fred: And a second emphasis on the "mental."
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I love long hair James Phelps.
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Gryffindor: That doesn't make any sense!
Ravenclaw: It would if you were smarter
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Y/N: What time is it?
Fred: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out
Fred: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*
George: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING
Fred: It’s 2 am
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Lee: Can I be frank with you guys?
Fred: Sure, but I don't see how changing your name is going to help.
George: Can I still be George?
Fred: Shhh, let Frank speak.
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Fred: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Y/N: Wasn't George with you?
George: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
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Kidnapper: I have one of your children.
Molly: Which one, I have seven.
Kidnapper: The loud, annoying, rowdy kid who never shuts up.
Molly: Which one, I have seven.
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Oliver from the latest podcast 🥲💗
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