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The Bureau when you ask them to watch your drink at a party.

Ripley: Would guard it, unless she doesn't like you then it's getting tossed.

Ingrid: Comes equipped with a side-eye for everyone who tries to steal it.

Jack: Watches it badly bc he's too busy partying, may "accidentally" take a drink out of it.

Carmen: Guards it with her life and will actively fight anyone who tries to take it.

Michelle: Guards it with her life and will verbally scare everyone who tries to take it.

Grace: Watches it, very polite to anyone who tries to take it. (passive-aggressive type of polite)

Angela: Would watch it, but she might decide you've had too much and go mama mode.

Lars: Watches it, but forgets after two minutes and chugs it.

Elliot: Depends on whether or not he's on his phone. If he's on it, he'll agree but then wonder like two minutes later why he's being used as a cup holder. Either way, as soon as you're gone, he's drinking it.

Marina: Has anti-stealing items already and gives you one while also watching your drink.

Jonah: Also guards it with his life. Uses scary man privilege to keep people away.

Dupont: Watches it with a big old smile on his face. He's always happy to help.

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[nobodyisneurotypicalinthebureau]

Hi, I spiralled and made the entire Bureau as Funko Pops.

Enjoy!

Yes, I am aware of the inaccuracies, but I was working with limited options.

Also, yes, I did add Newton along with Grace as well as accidentally making Dupont look like the KFC man.

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[nobodyisneurotypicalinthebureau]

Hi I came up with a headcanon based off a comment someone left on my Elliot guitar post (on my main aka @turtlethebean for reference)

Elliot didn't have many personal possessions when he came into the Bureau. His office was painstakingly plain, and when Lars saw this he was like "Let's change that". He gave Elliot one of his old guitars for decorations, as well as a few posters of bands he thought the kid would like.

Also one of them is definitely a Triple Helix poster. Lars has to get his band's merch out there somehow.

Bonus: Elliot did not like some of the bands, but ended up discovering/growing to like them because of the posters.

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Because for some ungodly reason, the wiki says that Carmen has wavy hair, but Michelle has wavy hair; I'm gonna drop my hair types headcanon for these two.

Carmen's hair type (my hc): 3a or 3b (loose-medium curls)

Michelle's hair type (again, my hc): 2c (deep waves)

Here's a chart for comparison:

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[nobodyisneurotypicalinthebureau]

No but you don’t underSTAND

I love these characters.

All of these little weirdos.

All of ‘em.

#and I have an entire blog dedicated to them :)

[nobodyisneurotypicalinthebureau]

I read your post about Crimina Case season 3 actor au.

Can you make behind the scene of the au ?

It's not my original idea, I just had a couple of ideas and wrote them out for fun.

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[nobodyisneurotypicalinthebureau]

Bureau team vs spicy food (spicy noodle challenge)

*Wendigoon voice* ohohoho this is a bad idea.

Ingrid: Can handle mild spice, breaks down if it gets too much.

Jack: Says he can handle it, cannot handle it for the life of him.

Carmen: Says she can handle it, can actually handle it.

Michelle: Can also handle it, but she has more of a lower limit than Carmen.

Grace: Starts coughing after, like...a jalapeno.

Angela: Pretty good spice tolerance, but would eventually start chugging milk.

Lars: Thought he could handle it, cried.

Elliot: Also thought he could handle it, passed out.

Jonah: Handled it pretty well...until near the end.

Marina: Handled it better than Jonah. Nobody knows how.

Dupont: Straight up noped out of it. Didn't even try. He knows his tolerance is basically non-existent.

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I'm in the mood for a wee headcanon dump so... (Some spoilers ahead)

I've mentioned my half-Japanese Elliot headcanon before, but he also taught himself about Japanese culture.

Elliot took the middle name "Armand" to honour Dupont after his death.

Carmen's food standards have been majorly changed since she came back to America. She constantly gets disappointed about how greasy and sugary American food is.

Natasha got full custody of Marina and basically gaslit her into thinking her father didn't want her as a child. Marina later met up with her father and has a great relationship with him.

Elliot has very quiet footsteps, and about 50% of screams in the Bureau come from him accidentally sneaking up on people.

After the Bureau split, Marina opened up a psychiatric facility dedicated to undoing Sombra's brainwashing.

Jonah's lab door is ridiculously heavy, but, being the dumb muscle he is, he insists it's fine.

Elliot enjoys fixing old pieces of tech.

Carmen tried to visit Elliot sometime after the Bureau split, and she somehow got lost on the wrong side of London.

Elliot has bad rejection-sensitive dysphoria.

Giving Elliot any painkillers stronger than ibuprofen turns him into a little chaos gremlin.

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[nobodyisneurotypicalinthebureau]

I have a fic idea:

A au where Jack is the mole but he didn't kill Lavinia cuz he didn't wanna betray Bureau so he gets killed instead of Lavinia

Whaddya think?

Definitely an interesting idea, but I think any idea that involves the mole dying before they discover who it was fascinating.

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[nobodyisneurotypicalinthebureau]

SO I MADE MARINA WITH SHORT HAIR AND LOOK!

HOW THE HELL DID I MAKE HER HOTTER?

(I'm actually really proud of this sprite edit.

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[nobodyisneurotypicalinthebureau]

hey i noticed on your mythical creatures thing you didn't put ripley, you think she believes in any of them??

About me excluding Ripley, there are so many members of the Bureau that it's hard for me to remember to include all of them. I usually exclude her because of her actions and the fact that it's just one less person for me to worry about. I personally have a love-hate relationship with her as a character, but I can see the appeal of her.

To answer your main question, tho, I can see her as a bigfoot believer.

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[nobodyisneurotypicalinthebureau]

Elliot and Benjamin dating headcanons?

Anon, you have no clue how long I've been waiting to talk about this ship. I love them so much.

Spoiler warning and TW for trauma

It took Elliot a long time to tell Benjamin about what happened with the Bureau and Sombra and everything else, especially his kidnapping.

Elliot fucks up on so many house chores, it's laughable. Benjamin usually has to cover for him.

Benjamin has a bunch of pet names for Elliot, and he can and will get increasingly embarrassing for the shits and giggles.

They got together just after the last case of the Sahara region when Benjamin stayed the night with Elliot before his flight home.

Every time Elliot lets Benjamin pick the Halloween costumes, he ends up regretting it.

They moved in together in London after the events of season 3, mostly so Benjamin wouldn't have to move far and Elliot wouldn't have to return to Cheltenham.

Elliot has no clue about sports, so when he met Benjamin's cricket friends, it was all, "How do you do, fellow sports fans?"

They have a white fluffy cat that Elliot named Dupont.

Benjamin has to fucking drag Elliot to the hospital/doctor whenever he's sick.

Fun fact to go with this question: I had a dream once that someone said they hated this ship because a fanart of them had one of those Skibili toilets in it.

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[nobodyisneurotypicalinthebureau]

“mythical creature you think/believe is real?” For all of them ^^

Ingrid: A difficult one, gnomes maybe.

Jack: Leprechauns

Carmen: Chupacabra

Michelle: Fairies

Grace: Bigfoot

Angela: Also fairies

Lars: Also leprechauns

Elliot: At least one SCP

Dupont: Loch Ness Monster

Jonah: Sirens

Marina: Vampires

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[nobodyisneurotypicalinthebureau]

“an anxious compulsion you do everyday?” for all of them!

Note: some of these may be interpreted as SH. Read at your own discretion.

Ingrid: Fidgeting with her necklace.

Jack: Fiddling with his watch.

Carmen: Pulling her hair.

Michelle: Cracking her knuckles

Grace: Cutting into things (usually inanimate objects)

Angela: Flicking at her medical gloves.

Lars: Scratching his arms.

Elliot: Running his fingers through his hair. (More of a stim than anything, imo)

Jonah: Feeling/picking at his scar.

Marina: Twirling her hair.

Dupont: fidgeting with his moustache.

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[nobodyisneurotypicalinthebureau]

“what animal do you look forward to seeing when you visit an aquarium?” For Carmen, Lars, Angela, Elliot and Michelle?

Carmen: sting rays

Michelle: Seahorses

Lars: Jellyfish

Angela: Octopi

Elliot: Sharks (I had a low-energy crack hc of him being a shark autistic)

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anything from your childhood you’ve held on to? - ALL OF THEM

Slight spoilers ahead!

Ingrid: Not necessarily something from her childhood, but she keeps a teddy bear she bought for Eduardo.

Jack: His watch, which he inherited from his father.

Carmen: A little friendship bracelet her sister made for her. (her sister has a matching one)

Michelle: A magnet that her father bought her as a gift while he was deployed.

Angela: A locket with an image of her with her parents just before they died.

Lars: A guitar pick from when he first started playing guitar.

Grace: Her first inhaler, as a reminder of how far she's come.

Elliot: A small stuffed rabbit.

Jonah: A small collar with a bell on it from a cat he had as a kid.

Marina: A doll that her mother bought her.

Dupont: A ton of books and pocket watches. He collects both of them.

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[nobodyisneurotypicalinthebureau]

chipotle order?- ALL OF THEM

Ingrid: Bowl, brown rice, black beans, sofritas, veggies, and salsa. (I hc her as vegetarian bc I also hc her as Swedish, and vegetarianism is popular in Sweden (IIRC))

Jack: Burrito, white rice, barbacoa, cheese, guacamole, and sour cream. (with a side of nachos and queso)

Carmen: Bowl, brown rice, chicken al pastor, veggies, salsa, and red tomatillo.

Michelle: Bowl, white rice, garlic steak, veggies, cheese, sour cream, and salsa.

Angela: Tacos, brown rice, chicken, veggies, cheese, guacamole, and honey vinaigrette.

Grace: Burrito, brown rice, pollo asado, pinto beans, cheese, guacamole and sour cream.

Lars: Burrito, white rice, garlic steak, black beans, cheese, salsa, guacamole, and sour cream.

Elliot: Burrito, white rice, sofritas, veggies, and vinaigrette.

Jonah: Bowl, brown rice, chicken al pastor, pinto beans, veggies, and salsa.

Marina: Bowl, brown rice, garlic steak, veggies, cheese, sour cream, and vinaigrette.

Dupont: Bowl, brown rice, steak, black beans, veggies, cheese, sour cream, and guacamole.

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