I totaled my car today, here's the song I was listening to.
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Customized the cards and background on my solitaire app.
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People who don't like danger days are people who haven't gotten it stuck in the cd player of a 2002 Honda civic, with no ac during a record breaking heat wave. This was me and my siblings on our way to walmart.
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Me when I'm sick.
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I'll pay my medical bills when someone with a college degree can tell me why I'm being charged for an appointment that was canceled because I was 10 minutes late.
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Do you ever just. Do you ever. Aaahhhahahahxyxjegdjdjsk
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I need a scientific study to be done to see if house flies act like this when unsupervised. You're telling me I'm the size of the empire state building to this thing and it just accidentally flies directly into my eye??
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The news but the broadcasting delay gets progressively longer until you're just watching the reporter stair into space.
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Being gay (owning reptiles and buying band merchandise) is really expensive.
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That's me in the corner
That's me in the spot light
Making bad decisions
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I need to stop putting myself in situations.
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"You're so quite" "you're so shy"
I'm trying not to say fuck.
This is a professional environment.
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When you finally conjure up the executive function and mental and emotional state to do something and chronic pain and fatigue hits you like a fucking train.
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Neurotypical people will show you what they think is the funniest video on the internet and it's just people yelling at each other.
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I hate algorithms on the internet, every once in a while this thing will go "hey check this out isn't this cool" and its puss coming out of someone's ear.
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