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Not my friend casually ruining my night with her mha theories

#my hero academia #izuku midoriya #bnha deku #katsuki bakugo mha #mha theory

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real

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NO CAUSE SOMETHING IS GONNA HAPPEN TO MIKEY I CAN FEEL IT. THE FORESHADOWING IS ALL THERE

Yeah, this is all I’m thinking about today

#mutant mayhem

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"When in doubt, Pinterest it out." -my friend

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Just leaving this here

#hes a fruity little fucker #Leo #Rottmnt

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Rottmnt incorrect quotes 2-

Casey, in mall jail: l'm not entirely sure how I ended up in this situation

Raph: you actively chose to hang out with Leo and Mikey instead of Donnie and April like I advised you to do

Leo: but Casey likes us

Mikey: yeah we're fun

Raph: your idea of fun is convincing Casey to swim in the fountain and collect as many coins as he could?

Casey: it was great, they gave me a time limit and everything

Casey:

Casey: I understand why there was a time limit now

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Raph: Today at 7 am, Leo poured a Monster energy drink into his coffee, said "I'm going to die" and then preceded to drink the whole thing.

April: No shit, I watched Donnie brew his coffee with Monster instead of water. Three cups in two hours. I think he ascended into the astral realm.

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Mikey, on the phone: Raph? I need your help! I-

Raph: Is the lair on Fire?

Mikey: ...no?

Raph: then it's not an emergency *hangs up*

Donnie: well? what did he say? what do we do about the man who's holding Nardo hostage?

Mikey: apparently it's not an emergency

Leo, being strangled by some random villain: HOW THE FUCK IS THIS NOT AN EMERGENCY7?

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Raph, knocking on the lab door: Donnie...

Donnie: Who is it?

Leo: It's us, we just wanna talk

Donnie: How many af you are outside my door?

Mikey: Just us three

Donnie: Then talk to each other.

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Random Villain, approaching the turtles: Who's in charge here?

Mikey, looking between Raph and Leo: Usually whoever yells the loudest.

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Raph: *sees someone doing semething stupid*

Raph: What an idiot.

Raph: *realizes It's Leo*

Raph: Wait, that's MY idiot!

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Mikey: I'm bored.

Leo: Me too. Wanna do something...?

-10 mins later-

Raph, shivering: What is this sudden feeling of danger?

Splinter, muttering: Oh dear God..

April, rushing in: I have this strange feeling I just can't put aside...

*somehwere deep within the sewers*

Donnie: FUCK

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Raph: Someone will die-

Donnie: Dammit Nardo!

Mikey:

Leo:

Raph:

Raph: Don, I was talking about if we don't catch this guy in time...

Donnie:

Donnie: Sorry. I hear 'die" and I immediately think of Leo

Leo, under his breath: It was one time...

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Raph: Donnie and me will go to the crash site and check it out, Mikey and Leo, you go-

Mikey: Who's Leo?

Leo: seriously, Mikey? this is childish.

Mikey: is there an annoying fly around here? does anybody hear that buzzing?

Raph: alright, what's this all about?

Donnie: Leo won at cards.

Mikey: HE CHEATED

Leo: I DID NOT

Donnie: ENOUGH

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Mikey: Name one way to be nice to others

Donnie: Don't kill them

Leo:

Mikey:

Raph:

Raph: That's progress. Believe it or not, that's progress

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Leo and Donnie: Raph, you love us, right?

Raph: normally i would say yes without hesitation, but i feel like this is going somewhere I wont ike

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Mikey: okay, who got hurt?

Donnie: what?

April: you're smiling like you just saw Leo trip over his own two feet.

Donnie, giggling: actually- he just sipped- cracked his right hip- and- and broke his wrist.

Raph, gasping: oh my god, where is he?

Donnie, laughing: I need-i need to get him to the lair, he needs- he needs medical attention.

Donnie, walking away and laughing: HE CRACKED HIS HIP. WHAT A FUCKING DUMBASS-

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Donnie: Michael, we have been trying to find this coffee place for over three hours.

Mikey: well maybe the real treasure was the friends we made along the way

Donnie: I want my fucking coffee, Mikey

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April: i have a problem

Donnie: kill it

April: can you chill for like five seconds?

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(Loud, thudding noise)

Raph, sighing and pinching the bridge of his nose: What was that?

Donnie: A box fell

Raph: That sounded a lot louder than just a box.

Mikey: Leo was in it!

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Raph: I'm... I'm at a loss for words!

Leo, narrating: despite being at a loss for words, he proceeded to yell at me for the next twenty minutes

#incorrect quotes #rottmnt #leo #donnie #mikey #raph

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Disaster Twins incorrect quotes-

Donnie: We all have our demons.

Donnie, grabbing Leo: This one's mine,

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Leo: I don't half ass anything. I fuck it all the way up.

Donnie: We've noticed.

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Donnie: I've come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck (Don 24/7)

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Donnie: Why am I the bad guy?

Leo: I don't know, why am I the pretty one? We all have our thing.

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Mikey: I don't think Donnie is very happy with you

Leo: why do you say that?

Mikey, reading a message: "My dear twin, I hope this message finds you before i do-"

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Leo: Did you know that it takes a plastic bag 20 to 100 years to break down, yet it takes me approximately one minor inconvenience??

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Leo: I was arrested once for being way too handsome.

Donnie: The charges were imediately dropped due to insufficient evidence.

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Leo: guess what

Donnie: bitch with the way you live i have no fucking idea

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Leo: sometimes brb stands for 'be ready bitch' so you have to be careful.

Donnie:

Donnie: When has it EVER-

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Leo: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.

Donnie: Nardo, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.

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Donnie: Before I do anything l ask myself, "Would Leo do that?"

Leo: Thanks-

Donnie: And if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing.

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Donnie: You're pretty stupid

Leo: Thank you.

Donnie: I just insulted you...

Leo: All I heard was "you're pretty." Im focusing on the positive things in life

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Donnie: God, give me patience

Leo: Isn't it "god give me strength?"

Donnie: If god gave me strength you'd be fucking dead

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Leo: *crying*

Donnie: It's okay, let it out. We all need to cry sometimes

April: What happened?

Donnie: I hit him

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Leo, speaking to a villain: I'm not the greatest at math, but I know when shit don't add up

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Leo: can I bother you for a second?

Donnie: you always bother me but go ahead.

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Leo: I didn't do it

Donnie: Was it Casper, Leonardo? Was it Casper the fucking friendly ghost?

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Leo: I think you and I are a little more similar than you think.

Donnie: If you ever disrespect me like this again i will kill you.

#Disaster Twins™ >>> #incorrect quotes #rottmnt #leo #Donnie #disaster Twins incorrect quotes #theyre such chaotic little things I love them

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Rottmnt incorrect quotes-

(After April introduced them to card games)

Mikey: *sets down a card* Ace of spades

Donnie: *pulls out an Uno card* +4

Leo: *pulls out a Pokémon card* Jolteon, I choose you

Raph: *trembles* What game are we playing?

Leo: My life is a joke.

Raph: That's not true.

Leo: You're right..

Raph: *smiles*

Leo: jokes have meaning.

Raph: *frowns*

(Mikey knocking on Leo's door at two in the morning)

Leo: What are you doing here?

Mikey: Running away from my problems.

Leo: ...understandable, come in

Leo: Hey, sorry l'm late. I broke down on the way here.

April: Oh no! Is the turtle tank okay?

Leo: Turtle Tank?

Leo: Would you please stop doing that?

Donnie: To quote Hamlet, Act III, Scene Ill, line 87...No.

Raph: Don, what's on your shirt?

Donnie: Oh it's just blood

Raph: Just blood?

Donnie: Don't freak out! it's not my blood

Raph: What do you mean IT'S NOT YOUR BLOOD?!

Mikey: Do you support gay rights?

Leo: Not only do I support gay rights, I support gays wrongs

Raph: Leo, what did you do?

*microwave explodes in the lair's kitchen*

Donnie: You need a high-three.

Leo: ...

Donnie: In the face.

Leo: ...donnie, don't-

Donnie: With a chair. *picks up a chair*

Leo: RAPH!

Raph, from another room: Donnie, Whatever you're doing now, stop.

#i can literally hear these in their voice #rottmnt #donnie #Leo #Raph #Mikey #incorrect quotes

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Nobody:

Absolutely nobody:

My dad:

#the last of us #billtlou #franktlou

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Love how Eat Your Young hasn't even been out for a whole 24 hours and already it is all I am seeing on tumblr. Post after post is people losing their minds over this song and I- Hozier that's the power you have.

#hozier #eat your young

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If they make the last of us part 2 a show...i don't wanna see *that* Joel scene

#crying cos they better not #The last of us #The last of us part 2 #Joel pls don't die on screen

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//TOH SPOILERS

I will never get over the way Hunter voiced how he liked the Thanks to Them version of himself and then Belos had the AUDACITY to posess him and cause Flapjack's death which caused Hunter to be miserable, angry and just generally unhappy in For the Future like- LET THE BOY HE HAPPY PLEASE😭😭

#the owl house #thanks to them #for the future #hunter #hunter toh #dana pls stop torturing him I beg you #let him be happy with Willow

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Criminal Minds as things my class and I have said part 1/?

Hotch: Any plans for the holidays?

Reid: Depression

Emily: Woohoo!!

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Morgan: We're talking about how to get girls clothes off.

Reid(already having a mental breakdown): ...what?

Emily: (turns Reid around and pushes them to JJ.) JJ, take the asexual.

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JJ: singing. Cause after all this time...im still into you...

Emily: Into your mum!

#criminal minds #Criminal minds incorrect quotes #Incorrect quotes #Reid #Hotch #Morgan #Emily #jj #I headcanon reid as asexual

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Obsessing over Hunter's "For the Future" hair

#its making my trans ass jealous #the owl house #toh hunter #hunter noceda #tohseason3 #forthefuture

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Oh look it's literally me

Shit Post : Liam Dunbar

#liam dunbar #teen wolf #yeah I'm short too #don't worry liam #i know #my friends suck #they always hold stuff above my head #like fuck off I know Im short #dont rub it in #Theo would definitely do that to Liam #lol I can see it now #It would end in angry wolf Liam

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Being bisexual is so stupid. Like oh, the male protagonist is cute. The female protagonist is cute. Everyone is cute. HELP...

#watching a movie #is so frustrating #as a #bisexual #pansexual #etc #like plssss #send help #my mum made me watch #romeo and juliet #i struggled

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I thought this was a really good idea so for anyone it helps, here's a reblog<33

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