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neosexual 2 years
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renjun: i was busy
donghyuck: doing what?
renjun: catching up sleep because i apparently lack sleep for the past seven years
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neosexual 2 years
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Yangyang: Don't ask about my problems! No! I won't say anything to you! I'm shutting my mouth lalalala.
The psychologist:
Yangyang:
Kun: I'm sorry, I didn't know he's deteriorating.
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neosexual 2 years
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Xiaojun, trying a pick-up line: Are you a thief?
Hendery: Yes, before.
Xiaojun: No, you say "why". Dude, I'm trying-
Xiaojun: Wait - are you like serious? You were a thief?
Hendery:
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neosexual 2 years
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renjun: *bumps into donghyuck
renjun: i'm sorry, i didn't saw you. you were just too irrelevant.
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neosexual 2 years
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kun: keep an eye on him
ten: oh gosh no i can barely glance at him
ten: *looks at yangyang
yangyang: *dancing with the tube man in a Barney costume
ten, shivers: oh creepy
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neosexual 2 years
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chenle: i'm hungry
renjun: eat some shards of glass
chenle: but i'll die??
renjun: you won't be hungry then.
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neosexual 2 years
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[Hendery passed out]
Xiaojun: *trying to find his pulse
Xiaojun: Oh my gosh! He has no pulse! He's dead! Help-
Xiaojun: Wait I think he does, I just don't know how to find it.
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neosexual 2 years
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xiaojun: *tells a joke
hendery:
hendery: your humor is like my grandma.
hendery: it's dead.
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neosexual 2 years
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Yangyang: Can I go out with the guys today?
Kun: Yeah, sure. It's not like you'll rob a bank or something.
Yangyang: Of course, not. It's a factory actually.
Kun:
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neosexual 2 years
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ten: i think my lifestyle is kinda boring.
jisung: no one cares.
ten: well, that's rude. you can just also say "it's okay" you know?
jisung: alright. it's okay, hyung.
jisung: no one cares.
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neosexual 2 years
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Kun as a dentist: Okay, open up.
Yangyang: Oh, um alright.
Yangyang: So, it's controversial and I really do trust you in this. What happened is my friend recommended cat food to me after having it as breakfast for a week. So I tried it and yes it's 11/10 would do it again-
Kun: I mean your mouth, you idiot.
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neosexual 2 years
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[Mark and Donghyuck breaking up]:
Mark: You're one of the most beautiful dream for me and I guess it's time for me to wake up.
Donghyuck: Why don't you sleep again? It's not that hard.
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neosexual 2 years
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[Yangyang and renjun breaking up]:
Yangyang: The ink for our story has ran out and so it ends here. Goodbye.
Renjun: Then buy another one, idiot!
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neosexual 2 years
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Yangyang: Look at me when I speak to you!
Yangyang: Don't you close your eyes on me, young man!
The newborn baby:
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neosexual 2 years
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hendery: our quote of the day is: "choose the choice that scares you the most."
hendery: alright
a few moments later
hendery, standing at the edge of a cliff: am i doing this right?
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neosexual 2 years
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Yuta: You won't tell anybody, right?
Hendery: Of course, I won't.
Hendery: But I mean like I'd tell myself sometimes but don't worry I won't believe it.
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neosexual 2 years
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[singing]
Ten: Why can't you hit the note?
Xiaojun: I'm not a fan of violence.
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