Kun: You filed for child support?!
Ten: It's not fair you buy Winwin and Xiaojun everything what about Yangyang and Hendery.
Kun: First of all, all Hendery asks for is a single potato once in a while.
Hendery: I like to caress the potato.
Kun: We don't talk about what you do with the potato. But I give all the kids whatever they ask for. I'm not giving you money.
Ten: You bought Xiaojun new shoes and all you got Yangyang was a bag of chips.
Yangyang: They were family size, ruffled ketchup flavored chips imported from Canada. Best christmas present I got.
Kun: They like simpler things. They'd be happy with bubble wrap and an empty box.
Hendery: Ooh can we have bubble wrap?
Yangyang: And a box Louis took over our other one.
Kun: Sure of course. Meanwhile Prince Xiaojun refuses to drink water that isn't sparkling and comes in a glass bottle and he wanted a cartier bracelet for Christmas.
Xiaojun: It's what I deserve.
Kun: And Winwin is currently on a nine month cruise that I paid for with a middle age woman named Chantal. If you care so much you buy them fancy things.
Ten: No, they get peanut butter and syrup on everything. Nevermind I'll tell the lawyer not to go through with it.
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hii! can you make wayv possessive texts pls? i have seen the yangyang ones and i have thought about how the others would be (sorry if it is not well written, english is not my first language) 🫶🏻
OFCC AND DW, IRS NOT MINE EITHER BUE UR ENGLUSH IS GREAT!! HOPE U LIKE IR MWAH
wayv possessive texts !
pairing: bf!wayv x gn!reader
genre: idk..
warnings: stalking (?) idk but hendery followed y/n around
reqs r open !
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ten: old people at weddings always poke me and say "you're next"
ten: they say, it's a tradition
ten: so i started doing the same thing at funerals
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Hendery: Hello friends.
Wayv:
Hendery: You might be wondering why I'm taped to the ceiling.
Yangyang: *kicks roll of duct tape under the sofa while whistling*
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Kun: WinWin … How do i even begin to explain him ?
YangYang: WinWin is flawless.
Ten: I heard his hair is insured for £10,000.
Hendery: I heard he does car commercials… in Japan.
Xiaojun: One time he punched me in the face… it was awesome.
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Hendery: My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside.
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Kun, doing yoga: I am a calm happy tree
Yangyang: *screaming*
Ten: *screaming at yangyang*
Kun, taking a deep breath: I am a calm and happy tree
Hendery: *screams at Ten and Yangyang*
Kun: YOU ALL ARE MAKING IT VERY HARD TO BE A CALM HAPPY TREE
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Kun: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.
Yangyang: Mine just says "Yangyang no."
Kun: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.
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Jaehyun: Has anyone else thought about fucking a donut or just stacking a few on it.
Doyoung: Jaehyun some thoughts are not meant to be spoken where people can hear them.
Yuta: Thought about it? I've done it.
Jungwoo: Me too and had someone eat it off of it.
Taeyong: Or eat it off yourself.
Ten: It's a fun kind of late night snack.
Doyoung: Why do you all lack morals And decorum.
Johnny: They're water signs.
Doyoung: So is Winwin and he isn't like this.
Winwin: Not in public at least.
Doyoung: What?
Winwin: Nothing.
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heyy can u do jealous texts with winwin? thank u <3
of course !! im sorry i couldn’t make this longer, irs just that winwin is a sweetheart and i couldnt think of things to make the argument longer 😭
jealous winwin texts
pairing: bf!winwin x gn!reader
genre: a LITTLEEE bit of angst, fluff
warnings: none
reqs r open
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ten: does anyone have anything to eat?
johnny: i mean... i"m always a snack
ten: i"m hungry, johnny, not horny
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Xiaojun: You have £4000, Hendery needs £2000 and Yangyang needs £1000. How much money do you have left?
Winwin: £4000 and 2 unread messages.
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