Temporary fill in for my second part because the season finale absolutely went so hard and it is late and also I'm hopeless.
Azazel wasn't going to show up to the battle.
Originally, he would have stayed put in order to keep things structured.
Even after Lucifer entered the battle he felt no need to make a move.
Really, he's only showing if he is absolutely needed.
Azazel is incredibly logical and refuses to act recklessly. Lucifer is powerful and he believes in his father's capabilities.
When Azazel does join...
It has to be forced out of him.
Funnily enough, it wouldn't be because Lucifer is actually close to losing. But because Adam or the other exorcists dared to do something insulting enough during battle that Azazel felt the need to intervene.
Like something very underhanded that didn't show any degree of respect for Lucifer at all.
Immediately, Azazel is tearing everything up within seconds.
The exorcists? They are dropping like flies. Azazel is ripping heads, limbs, organs. He is walking through them as if it's a stroll through the park. He is using his black eyes trick to freeze and kill exorcists. Either by stopping them in their tracks and ripping out something vital or literally pulling them into a black hole with a stare.
Anything to get to Lucifer uninterrupted.
Oh, when he gets to Adam. The horror.
It is the biggest wake up call to the unfortunate that Azazel isn't like Charlie and Lucifer in regards to battle.
He. Is. Ruthless.
The expression he has on his face when he cuts between Adam and Lucifer would give the bravest man nightmares. It is pure rage that you wouldn't otherwise see on his stoic face.
In a flash, Azazel is at Adam's neck.
"Do you honestly believe you are worth even a drop of his blood? Using methods like these...On a man such as him...You're hardly worth more than the grime from the lowest crevices of this godforsaken pit. Chattering, worthless fucking ape!"
Azazel's words are ice cold and disturbingly calm as he thrashes Adam at every turn. Azazel's hair is on end and he's perpetually switching between forms.
Adam is a ragdoll. Especially when Azazel switches to a wolf and swats him with his paw.
Of course, Azazel is eventually going to have Lucifer and Charlie join in. But he is making good work of the angel far more than when the battle began.
Azazel gets Adam in some binding and is fully prepared to slowly torture him. Azazel's torture is simultaneously fast and agonizingly slowly when enrapturing Adam in darkness and making creative work out of his body parts.
Exorcists are quick to rain down on him and cut Adam free.
Azazel begins tearing through them again with impeccable speed to get to Adam.
Scary thing is, it's working. Boy is efficient.
"Holy shit! Your kid is fucking crazy! Someone's got to stop spiking his milk- ah, shit!" -Adam getting godsmacked out of the sky again after Azazel catches up.
Azazel gets close enough but unfortunately Adam is about ready to put a holy hole through him and grabs him by neck. We know Adam is a dick so he's giving Azazel a thrashing, too.
Yeah. No. Daddy's here. He's not pleased.
First his daughter, then his son? If he wasn't frying Adam before, he is now.
Not his babies. Fucking. Period.
Oof. The beat down. Imagine getting thrashed by Lucifer himself after daring to ruin his son's adorable face. Could not be me.
Now imagine that but the two other Morningstars are joining in. What was that about never making mistakes, Adam? You know, aside from being such an inadequate lover that being the literal first lovers ever went down in literal flames. Not a new record. Bitch, you are the records.
Niffty still gets the kill on Adam.
Only because Lucifer insisted on Azazel to heed Charlie's wishes. Azazel is very much not pleased but agrees for his sake.
Otherwise, Azazel would've given Adam quite the end.
Just for the sake of insulting Lucifer as an opponent by not playing fair.
Post battle, Lucifer is happy his baby boy is okay and squeezes him tight. Azazel apologizes for getting in Lucifer's way- but you know our duck boy isn't minding a word and showering him in cheek and forehead smooches.
Azazel doesn't acknowledge Charlie at all. Not a look or a word. He only feels glad Lucifer didn't have to mourn his first born.
Azazel gets swooped up in Lucifer's arms and is being cradled like a kitten with every step. Azazel just curls up like it's normal, neverminding being a teenager.
His expression is as blank as ever but he holds onto Lucifer's neck with his eyes closed as he purrs. Yes, Azazel purrs.
Azazel assists with rebuilding the Hazbin Hotel upon Lucifer's request. It made his father smile, so Azazel didn't mind it too much. Still not a word to Charlie.
Lucifer dotes on Azazel after everything, knowing his son puts his 1000% into everything and that with the battle and rebuilding the Hazbin Hotel, he'll run himself ragged.
"Father, stop doting on me."
Spoilers: He doesn't.
Lucifer is scheduling several Daddy-Son days after this without exception. He wants his boy to be well and relaxed.
And he will be giving him food in bed and making sure the physical toll of the battle isn't impairing him with daily check ups.
"Father. I regenerate." "Irrelevant."
Time to give my Lucifer's son headcanons because they've been stewing in my head for years and now having solid material for canon everything can be fresh and consistent. No. I don't have self control. Let's go.
He's shorter than Lucifer. Like just below his shoulder.
Right now, banking on his name being Azazel. (Can change, though.)
Azazel is far more stoic and stern than both Lucifer and Charlie.
Most people are terrified of him due to his unreadable expression and general quiet nature.
Plus this freakish thing he does with his eyes where they go all black and he stares coldly ahead. It makes people feel like their heart is being swallowed by a black hole. He's silent and frozen to the spot every time and so are the people who have the misfortune of seeing it.
Azazel has the "family red cheeks" and is the spitting image of Lucifer. People mistake him for his father all the time and can only tell the difference from the fact Azazel is smaller.
And the dark circles. Azazel constantly has dark circles under his eyes and wearing a frown. He is consistently stressed and overworked.
Azazel takes the duties to his family and Hell very seriously. He refuses to budge on it.
Azazel was the golden boy of the family.
Despite his moodiness, him and Lucifer have always gotten along.
Lucifer has been frightened of interacting with Azazel. Like he freaks out with Charlie. Surprise, surprise he's a mess. But it's more due to how strict he is.
Lucifer doted on Azazel since he was a baby and gave him a lot of attention. He had him on his lap to exhaustion. To the point he panicked and thought he lost his only son if he couldn't see him there.
Spoilers: He was either on Lucifer's back or with Lilith.
Lucifer showered Azazel with fatherly kisses whenever he "found" him.
Azazel kept Lucifer's first ever made duck and refused to go anywhere without it. Azazel still has it and keeps it on his person.
Fuck around and find out by trying to take it or damage it. Go ahead.
Azazel crafted himself a duck onesie to wear when he was younger and rushed to Lucifer to show him. Saying and I quote "This duckie you made was perfect".
Lucifer was deceased for like two weeks minimum. He couldn't function. He had to be moved manually. Calls to Lilith were either dead silence with Lucifer staring at the ceiling or Lucifer crying and squealing incoherently about it. Lilith's and Charlie's phone were blown up with countless photos of Azazel with edits of anything cutesy he could find.
Azazel spent most of it in his onesie and sitting on Lucifer's chest to make sure he wasn't dead.
Azazel struggles with depression and paranoia.
Lucifer took it upon himself to pacify him every time.
They had a close relationship but Lucifer had difficulty touching Azazel because he would freak out via violent demonic outbursts because of Azazel's difficulty with conceptualizing anyone approaching him for affection rather than danger. Lucifer going for a hug or any simple touch was an uphill battle of trial and error.
Lucifer had to craft things that trained Azazel's responses to understand the situation. Lucifer had little polkadotted bean bags in his hands and made them visible so Azazel understood he was going for a hug and there was no danger.
This was after countless times Lucifer had to just slowly inch towards Azazel before he got a positive response and Azazel came to hug him on his own accord.
Azazel had breakdowns bad enough to shake all of Hell. Most of them happened due to Charlie.
Lucifer was quick to go in the danger zone to sooth him after asking Charlie what she did that time.
"Whoa! That was close! Have you been practicing, sweetie? That's so great. Hahaha."- Lucifer, after dodging countless knives and angel spears Azazel aimed every which way at him, including his head.
Azazel always was in a ball crying his eyes out in Lucifer's arms after ages of him destroying everything.
Azazel hasn't cried since he was little.
Azazel can travel through dimensions and provides knowledge to humanity. It's a role he plays.
Azazel can shapeshift into anything. But he has a wolf form with a snake tail.
Lucifer has described Azazel as sweet as a puppy, both as a pun and because he genuinely finds his son to be a sweetheart. No one believes him. That boy has never cracked a smile in front of anyone.
Azazel genuinely wishes the best for his father and does everything he does because he's seen how the years have weighed on him.
Azazel is loyal to a fault and does everything within his power just to make Lucifer happy. That includes workload.
Lucifer regrets how some of his habits as a parent has made Azazel so overly disciplined and serious.
Azazel and Charlie have a strained relationship. Really strained.
Azazel believes the Hazbin Hotel is childish and shaming their family. While also giving Lucifer unnecessary stress. Azazel doesn't appreciate Charlie calling Lucifer to ramble about her playing in a sandbox.
Charlie, when asked about her younger brother, says he creeps her out. Majorly. Like- The Shining twins level of creeps her out.
Him possibly entering the Hazbin Hotel is her worst nightmare.
Basically, Azazel is like what people expected Lucifer to be like.
Azazel is highly polite in speech and mannerisms. But that is just more nerve wracking
There's always this air of "if you have one eyelash out of place, you're dead".
Charlie still has her people pleasing attitude with him. In fact, she doubles down.
Unfortunately, Azazel is never amused and sees through any attempts to pacify him. He's short and cold as ice.
Charlie can't comprehend why, despite them being siblings, Azazel feels like a stranger who couldn't care less is some random demon ate her or something. As long as it didn't inconvenience their father.
Azazel and Charlie never sat down for a conversation when they were younger.
Charlie has only seen Lucifer doting on him from afar.
Azazel resents Charlie for how she's treated him.
Azazel is a teen.
Azazel shares musical talent with his family.
Lucifer says he has a phenomenal voice and encourages him to actually get into singing and dancing. But Azazel always turned it down out of shame.
Lucifer always sung Azazel lullabies. Especially when he had nightmares and cried for him.
Lucifer still does. What? He wants his baby boy to get good sleep. He won't do it himself.
Azazel acquired his talent for singing through memorizing Lucifer's tones when he sung him to sleep.
Azazel hums his favorite lullaby from Lucifer to calm himself.
Azazel's favorite food is macarons and chocolate cakes. Though he doesn't eat them because they are unhealthy.
Lucifer spoiled him with them when he was small.
Azazel loves teas. So long as they are plain or natural without any sugars or added things.
Azazel believes Charlie is fake.
Azazel exclusively calls his sister Charlotte.
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