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Find a penny, pick it up

Bend it over, back it up

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Breaking news!

All my attempts at trying to emotionally distance myself from people who I thought were being emotionally distant to me has been for naught!

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Damn the way this boy spun me around the dance floor in a way I almost thought I could be straight again lmaoo

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#poll #pls answer my poll #send help #tumblr polls #mjoriginal #words

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I will never forget Kathleen saying she was going to come to my job interview with me and sit on their toilet a while. Lmao hands down most terrifying moment of my year

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To pack the vibrators or not to pack the vibratiors?

That is the question

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Avenger? I hardly know ‘er

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“This is very cringe to admit but you are my friend so be kind to me.”

- KT

#mjoriginal #words #kt #quote #def gonna need this disclaimer next time I black out and have to ask what happened the night before lmao

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Omg ghosthoney/tyler just liked my book review on goodreads

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This could be us but you playin’

#cheech and chong #up in smoke

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Okay so that actually turned out to be a great interview and my dream wasn’t lyin

Damn I had a vivid dream that I had my interview and it went well. I woke up chillin, thinkin I was already done with it, you know, before reality set in. But it was a great sleep, great while it lasted lol

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Damn I had a vivid dream that I had my interview and it went well. I woke up chillin, thinkin I was already done with it, you know, before reality set in. But it was a great sleep, great while it lasted lol

#MJOriginal #Dreams

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I had a dream I hit Emerald’s brother’s car in the parking lot of a church. When Emerald and her brother got out of the car though, her brother was now Emily Jones’ little brother, Alex, instead of Emerald’s little brother, Evan. I asked if he wanted my car insurance info. He said Idk let me check and see if there’s any damage to the car. Emerald and I walked into church while he was checking out the car situation. He came in the church and this time was an entirely different guy I didn’t even recognize. He was like “so how does this work?” I was like “I think you just call the number and tell them what happened.” He was like “when do I say the prayer?” and I realized he was standing in line for confession, not talking about the car insurance.

#dreams #mjoriginal #dream

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#…PussyFellOff? #mjoriginal #dicks: the musical

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#dicks: the musical #mjoriginal

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Apparently 2023 was the year of realizing so many people are fuckin obsessed with me no matter wtf I do or where the fuck I live, and I should def invite more people to come visit me in CO even if for no fuckin reason at all

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If no one else, I know at least Tepp loves me to the fucking death, especially when he’s drunk lmao drunk Tepp tfw

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