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When a coworker/almost-boss-but-not-at-all who looks after you, cuz you’re 18 and new, tries to recruit into an MLM and you’re just like: O-O

(I WORK IN A MIDDLE SCHOOL, WHY DOES THIS OLD-AHH TEACHER HAVE A SKETCHY SIDE HUSTLE???)

#mlm #pyramid scheme #amway #wtffff #first job #teachers #this person used to sub for classes I was in #that was not the summer job proposition I was prepared to get

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My plans are advancing. I’ve made two of the two hundred printing blocks required.

So far I’ve done a Fathers love, and Boatswains call.

Also made some paper prints of them.

And lovely @creektree is actually wanting to pay me for a print of Boatswain. (I fucking love you) 🥹

Anyway, I’m supposed to be studying for matriculation exams. Whoops.

I’m planning a project far too big again…

Anyways, a doodle of the Anglerfish episode

If all goes to plan, I’ll be making a bunch in the same vein… maybe like 199

And I might want to make a blanket, with, say, two hundred squares, with each having a picture on them.

I really hope I have the motivation to finish this project…

-Mischief out

#the magnus archive fanart #tma fanart #tma podcast #the magnus archives #printmaking #linoprint #linocarving #big project #:) yay

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See, now this is what I mean by being gender ehhhh, or genderfluid. Not whatever binary bullshit people got going on, but a list of cryptids that may or may not exist, just like my gender.

These are the official genders btw:

• black cat with 3+ eyes

• fresno nightcrawler

• mothman

• [redacted]

• not deer

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Okey something I realised when I got my eyebrow pierced:

Heavy got not one, but four eyebrow piercings. Which A, god damn he’s lucky to have the anatomy for that. And B, ow, like really ow.

I look like I’ve been poked in the eye with a branch, because eyebrow piercings are prone to bruising. And the bruises last for a good while too. It’s been like two weeks and I’ve still got a bruise. Granted I’ve managed to smack myself in the piercing like ten times, which probably doesn’t help, but still.

And I only got one. Heavy got fucking four. So he should look like someone beat him the hell up for like weeks after that. Because I do not believe he manages to not smack himself repeatedly in the brows, the bruises should REALLY show too. Cuz apparently I’m lucky according to one of my friends on how little I’m bruising.

Oh and another thing. Right after the piercing it took me like an hour and a half to actually manage to move my eyebrows, because I was subconsciously being careful of them.

Like Heavy should not be all smug in the car, he should be vaguely in pain and be trying to move his eyebrows, that are probably swollen. And Glam would probably be nagging him about touching them with his dirty hands. And then for a few weeks he’d have to use concealer on his eyelids, cuz those bruises spread and kinda move around.

Not to mention that he probably would not be healing the piercings with the ones Glam gave him, because usually piercings places give you extra large jewellery to accommodate the swelling.

Anyway.

-Mischief out

#metal family heavy #metal family #face piercings #eyebrow piercing #inaccurate #my boy would be grumpy #text post

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Made a little Eye Avatar doodle of Dee, because I’m obsessed with the most random of fandoms.

He’s all eyes and still real damn confused on how to play the guitar. The Watcher downloaded all possible musical theory possible into his brain, but unfortunately his fingers still seem confused on how to play E.

Just like me fr.

(Except I can’t even do theory lmao)

Anyways

-Mischief out

#metal family au #dee metal family #metal family fanart #metal family #the magnus archives #current fixation #doodlysketch #digitally enhanced #because I used too much marker and it was a little hard to see

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WHY DID I NOT SEE THE SECOND EPISODE THAT WAS RELEASED?????

I am never getting to eat dinner.

BUT THATS PERFECTLY FINE, WHO NEEDS FOOD ANYWAY!

Also, Gwen is giving me Sasha flashbacks and I swear to the bloody entities, if anything happens to her I am going to cry.

Makes me think if we’re going to get a Not-Them in this season…

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A live (ish) statement in the first episode???

Also a second mention of “odd symbols”…

Seems like a Flesh one, no? Could have a teeny bit of Spiral in it, but I’m going with Flesh.

#the magnus archives #the magnus protocol #totally normal about this

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… did the post seriously get a “mature” warning, because of a single curse????

Extremely confused.

Jon’s voice is so soothing to me. The spelunking is doing a deep clean to my brain.

Tho not having the usual tape recorder in the background is kinda weird. I do miss that.

Also 20 years ago??? In 2022??? We love time fuckery in different dimensions

Also funky entity box in the institute… 👀👀👀

Sidenote: The background music? In love.

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Jon’s voice is so soothing to me. The spelunking is doing a deep clean to my brain.

Tho not having the usual tape recorder in the background is kinda weird. I do miss that.

Also 20 years ago??? In 2022??? We love time fuckery in different dimensions

Also funky entity box in the institute… 👀👀👀

Sidenote: The background music? In love.

#the magnus archives #magnus protocol #jonathan sims #current fixation

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MAGNUS PROTOCOL LET’S GOOOOO

JUST HEARD MARTIN- I- AAKSJAKJSHDJAHSGA

OR NORRIS I SUPPOSE BUT AaaaaAAaaaAa

IM SORRY I-

I am totally normal about this and totally not skipping dinner to listen to it :)))))))

(AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)

#magnus protocol #the magnus archives #fixations be fixating #send help

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GOGOGOGOGOGO!!!!

Reblog to kill it faster

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I need

Crackfic Idea:

30-year-old Zuko gets randomly flung back in time to his 16-year-old self. For a couple of hours at a time. At the most random times imaginable. Imagine the potential.

Zuko assumes that it's a dream or a vision, but definitely not real. He tries not to freak everybody out too badly, but he's also fully enjoying himself and seeing all of his friends as their young selves.

ZUKO, as he and Aang circle each other at the South Pole: I've spent years preparing for this encounter. Training, meditating. You're just a [Spirit Shwoop Sound] ... baby Aang!

AANG, confused: Well, more like preteen Aang. How do you know my name?

ZUKO, looking around: Wait, where are we?

AANG: Um... this is the-

SOKKA: Don't answer him! He's trying to get information out of you. You can't give away our location!

KATARA: Sokka, he's standing in the middle of our village. I think he knows.

ZUKO: We're here? This is so weird. I was just here for the Annual Penguin Race.

AANG: THERE'S AN ANNUAL PENGUIN RACE?!

ZUKO: Well, yeah, it was your idea... you gave a whole speech about cross-cultural cooperation and friendship, but I know you just wanted to go penguin sledding with a bunch of people...

AANG: Well, I-

SOKKA: Stop giving him more information! He already knows about the penguins!

Everybody else is confused, bewildered and even befuddled except for Iroh, who assumes that it's Spirit Shenanigans™️ and just fully accepts that his nephew likes tea and hugs and Pai Sho sometimes while being his usual shouty surly traumaball self at others.

ZUKO, stepping into the cabin: Hi, Uncle. I brought you some ginseng. How about a game of Pai Sho?

IROH, tearing up a little: I would love that, my nephew.

ZUKO: I wish we could do this more often, but you live so far away...

IROH, mentally calculating that he lives exactly three doors away from Zuko, and nodding sagely: The rat-viper may never climb the mountain that a hog-monkey can, but the monkey does not know what lies underneath it.

ZUKO, sighing sadly: I know, Uncle. I do appreciate my position in life, even if it has disadvantages.

IROH: Hmm. Your move, nephew.

The crew of Zuko's ship is terrified by the fact that whenever it happens, Zuko is somehow even more hyper-competent, seems to be weirdly calm about everything, and most unnervingly of all, he's polite.

SOLDIER: Here is a report on the best teahouses within three days travel of our current location, Sir. And, uh, Commander Zhao sent a messenger hawk.

ZUKO: Excellent. Thank you very much, Sergeant. I think we can ignore whatever Zhao has to say. In reply, I want you to send him a list of the most famous officers in Fire Nation history, and point out that none of them had sideburns. I want to see if he shaves them.

SOLDIER, sweating nervously: O-of course, Sir.

As a matter of fact, the whole fic could just be Zuko trolling Zhao. It would be glorious.

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Post ittttt!!!

I mean…I’m totally normal about this and you can of-course decide to not post it :)

(Pleasepleaseplease)

Okay I can’t write for shit, but I reeeeeeally wish there was more family fluff in metal family fanfic.

Can you imagine a worried Glam? Scared for his kids well-being Glam? Squeezing his kid frantically to calm them and himself Glam???

I wish I could write and I wish there were more people in this godforsaken fandom. I want to be fixated on a fandom with a bigger fan base again. Pretty please?

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Okay I can’t write for shit, but I reeeeeeally wish there was more family fluff in metal family fanfic.

Can you imagine a worried Glam? Scared for his kids well-being Glam? Squeezing his kid frantically to calm them and himself Glam???

I wish I could write and I wish there were more people in this godforsaken fandom. I want to be fixated on a fandom with a bigger fan base again. Pretty please?

#metal family #dee metal family #metal family glam #metal family heavy #fanfic #i wish i could write #autism is autisming

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Why, god, why do people these days have an obsession with generations? Gen Z this, millennials that. Do we need to do that? And they’re (nearly) always used for insults too? Like “gen z think they’re so cool but *insert some random thing that maybe 5% of the whole age group does”. Like eating tide pods. No one really did that.

Because we can just say “it was weird that some kids ate tide pods” and not “it was weird when gen z ate tide pods”. Because most likely not even a whole percent of people belonging in that age group did that.

WHAT IS IT WITH THE GENERATION STUFF???

And yes yes. Of course some things can be talked about in a generational level. Like the fact that the generation of boomers holds most of the wealth. That is a correct statement, that does not refer to a teeeny tiny group of people as the whole worldwide age range.

Like please? I feel like most of the time it’s being used as a kind of jab anyway. Someone makes a post about their opinion, saying something like “millennial side parts” are cringe, and in retaliation some millennial insults something currently popular with a group of younger people and calls it “invented by millennials anyway”

Trends circulate. People have opinions. EVERYONE STOP BRINGING GENERATIONS IN TO THE CONVERSATION WHEN ITS NOT RELEVANT

It is nearly always a small group of people doing specific things, not millions of people. Generalising stuff is fine, but not to a worldwide group of people that includes everyone in a specific age range, when that is not relevant.

There are usually better ways to refer to a group of people that are both more accurate and doesn’t cause as much conflict as using generations.

I’m sick and tired so this post is a mess. Sorry about that. Anywho, point being. Can we just stop using generational labels as a way to cause discourse and be a little more specific with people who we are referring to? Pretty please.

But yeah, this is mostly about discourse and not things like jokes and experiences and other stuff that can, indeed be kind of specific to a generation.

Anywho,

-Mischief out

#generations #gen z #millennials #boomers #gen x #incorrect use of labels

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Random Metal Family au time.

Just a universe where there is a zombie apocalypse and the lifestyle of “just stay alive and otherwise fuck around” ends up fitting really well for Dee.

Like yeah, boo zombies, but high expectations and society are worse when you really think about it.

Dee is smart enough to figure out the essentials quickly. And the end result is a surprisingly, and maybe quite horrifyingly, cheery teenager.

He ends up living with some friends in a small little plot of land, while doing regular trips to the city to stock food and such. And he doesn’t even think those are all that bad.

Like maybe the rest of the fam could have been out of town or something and Dee left alone for the time and then the place gets quarantined. The fam thinks he’s dead and then when the zombies have rotted away and the quarantine is lifted, they end up finding each other. It’s all angst and shit, and the others are also really confused how Dee seems to have just lived his best life while the world was burning.

Sure this might go against is usual characterisation a bit, but I find it hilarious and no one can stop me. He can have a mental breakdown or something to explain the weirdness. That worked for Glam at least. Runs in the family I suppose.

-Mischief out

#metal family #autism is autisming #zombie apocolypse au #ooc chatter #dee metal family

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Mechanisms fixation once more. Already made one of my friends love it earlier and I made two more listen to it today.

Started with Laid in Blood and both loved it and will be listening to more. So I’m inflicting this upon absolutely anyone whom I possibly can.

#the mechanisms #current fixation #i have a lot of them