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IT’S TODAY GUYS I CANT BELIEVE IT I REMEMBER WHEN IT WAS FUCKING 2015<3

#im vibrating from excitement #picture me as one hyped up in caffeine bart allen #like is this a fictional event in a fictional series I haven’t seen in years? yes #does it make it any less cool? no #our boi barry allen dissapears tonight #like woah avengers endgame vibes #cuz of the future date #not because of the disappearance thing #anyways #I’ll probably be all day spamming with flash content #so beware (box ghost voice) #this is the only warning you are getting 😌 #flash #barry allen

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ahhh friendly reminder that tomorrow my boy flash vanishes during the crisis

#can’t believe tomorrow is April 25 #2024 #im so excited over a fictional event that I think in the series already happened #but whatever #i been waiting for that date like eight years #sue me #the flash #barry allen #arrowverse

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Jazz throwing off her father’s aim in Public Enemies will never not make me laugh because by doing so she did the opposite™, girl wanted to protect her brother and instead course corrected the blast.

Probably made Danny think their dad’s aim was improving.

#episode: public enemies #jazz fenton #we stan a good sister #but girl #be smooth please #danny fenton #danny phantom

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Okay im in dire need of fic recs where murder is Jason’s love language.

Like nothing says brotherly bonding more than going after the guy that hurt your brother in the first place.

#protective jason todd #just that and him making food are my hc love languages for him #like i just love him your honor #like he sees a brother hurt and automatically takes out a gun #just after he took care of them and made them comfort food #Y’know #jason todd #batbros #batsiblings

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Wine Aunt Fright Knight Au

Have me a Fright Knight mistaking bby ghost Jason for the halfa child and kidnapping him, leaving him alone for a moment only to find the bby ghost freed himself in seconds and hid to grab him from behind and backflip him so fast he send him crashing to the window of which the kid stole the black curtain of to hide the makeshift of a mess his robin suit was.

hearing as he gets his bearings “sorry guy i already filled my quota in being kidnapped by tall black and broody shadow cryptids.” and watching the little dude disappear in a dramatic cape (curtain) sweep.

having the child pull up sometimes to the place he kidnapped him to to, in his words, eye some books he saw the first time. threaten to pull out the big guns (his sword) and make the kid live his worst nightmare only to get as a reply how unoriginal he is, like been there done that dude, rip off a new one, scarecrow did it better

literally having a bby ghost dodge every single attempt you make at slashing them with your sword without ever having to rely on his ghost powers, the kid is just like part acrobat and martial artist and escape artist and knows to pinpoint every fear tactic he uses and is just snark personified except when he throws at the older ghost references of books he doesn’t have in his lair to make him have them the next time he comes by

Jason the first time he knocks the bucket head of the Fright Knight: i thought you were the black knight not the headless horse, what the fuck really, did your mom just put all the legends in a blender and called it a day??

just a newborn ghost that apparently doesn’t even know how to ghost (nothing can convince Fright Knight that that isn’t why he doesn’t use his powers) and that he always tell to scurrie off nevermind he reminds him of someone, the kid just got quiet the one time he didn’t answer with a grunt and asked who.

just a lil teenager reminiscent of the fighting, a kid so obviously made out to be a weapon that it slowly tears at the Fright Knight how clear it always was.

just a big scary knight of terror ghost at first frustrating over this menace of a child he doesn’t want to acknowledge he’s getting fond of so he continues to attempt to slash him with his sword knowing the second the kid disappeared he would bring him back, and to who he glowers to when he sits next to him to read a book and talk about it. infinitely confused on why the kid seeks out his presence like there’s something familiar of it. begrudgingly coming to the realization he doesn’t want the kid to hurt. hesitantly making peace that’s it’s just jason projecting a safe figure of his past on him.

#and boy is that something #the fright knight is all what the fuck kid I’m terror incarnate #jason: I’m just seeing a knight #and my dad was the dark knight so u remind me of him #the fright knight just sighs #he’s like okay I won’t hurt the child #but that’s it #okay #i won’t actively choose to protect the kid #oh no #nop #wine aunt fright knight au #just you wait until he hears jason remains unavenged #jason todd #danny phantom #dp x dc #ghost jason #fright knight #robin jason todd #dp x dc au

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Jason about Tim: I like him when he’s like that

Dick: he’s unconscious

Jason: yeah i know

#source: my older sis about our little bro #jason todd #tim drake #dick grayson

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Idea that Danny found himself in an alternate dimension and so when he goes to find his alternate self because this is around the area Amity Park should be and his house, he gets the wrong black haired blue eyed child.

Yep, he thinks he’s deceased Jason Todd, instead of neighbor kid Tim Drake.

Danny wonders wherever it’s his fate to die before he is old enough to drive.

#He stays for a little bit and sees this other kiddo trying to honor his alternate self’s legacy and decides to help #secretly of course #like in little nudges in the obviously downwards spiral that is Bruce #which #is his alternate dad he guesses #his chest squeezes unpleasantly because oh how he wishes his dad knew his son died #and not wish he could capture him and dissect him #(even if he doesn’t know Danny died) #wow #this turned angsty #anyways #tim absolutely knows there’s an invisible presence helping him #at first he thought it was alfred #tim absolutely does not talk to thin air to make the being more comfortable #no sir #(both are lonely genius children) (with no siblings) #(at the moment) #danny fenton #jason todd #danny phantom #tim drake #dp x dc #tim drake robin

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I think I have seen this in a fic but I just really love the idea of hopped-up-on-cuddle-pollen-for-the-first-time-since-returning-Jason seeing his schematics for breaking into titans tower and convincing himself he can speed run the whole thing. Like he’s severely underwhelmed by the need for human contact and technically beating on someone gets you that right. right?? yeah sure except it doesn’t like when you pull back the punches and lose touch, so Jason just sorta gets Tim into a head lock and stays like that.

The position

#i would like to think that it’s comfortable #it almost looks like they’re hugging #JSJ just Tim’s train of thought: #Tim: what the fuck #Tim: whatever it’s nice it’s almost like someone’s hugging me #Tim’s brain: except they’re not #Jason: I can if you promise not to keep hitting me with ur bō staff once I release you from this head lock #Tim: …. #jason todd #tim drake #titan tower au #robin tim drake #red hood

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Does this count as kidnapping???

A clockwork apprentice Danny that has to fake Jason’s death because he accidentally meddled in the event leading up to it and now he has to act fast because he literally can hear Batman’s running steps catching up to him so in spectacular fashion Danny panics, goes “shit shit shit” and puts Jason in the ghost version of a coma but like expert level pumps him up with so much ectoplasm the kid legit dies for a hot minute there.

…It makes Batman think his kid really is dead like he is supposed to so not all is bad, the timeline is back on track.

It’s just that now Danny can’t leave Jason to be be buried in the ground like he was meant to be originally, instead he waits until no one is looking to snatch the kid up and take him with him to the infinite realms.

Jason is legit convinced he was kidnapped.

Jason: who are you and why did you kidnap me???

Danny: what— kid I didn’t kidnapped you, I saved you

Jason: likely story

Danny: really kid I’m not kidding this is not a kidnapping

Jason: well then can I go home

Danny:

Danny: no

Jason: fucking figures

…

Danny: in my defense when I found you you were already kidnapped

Jason: so? kidnapping me from my kidnappers doesn’t make u better

Danny:

Danny: well it makes me the better kidnapper

#danny fenton #danny phantom #dp x dc #dp x dc prompt #jason todd #robin jason todd #batman #a death in the family #kidnapping is only good when the the person you are kidnapping someone from is the Joker #and i stand by it #but in this maybe jason has a bit of amnesia and doesn’t remember he was with the joker #just that he feels like a giant bruise and now he is in an a sorta alternate dimension #which he doesn’t know how to escape yet but god he will keep trying #his dad must be worried sick #!! #anyways not like they’re treating him bad here #no #no bad Jason don’t let yourself get Stockholm syndrome-d #meanwhile danny: trying to figure out how is he suppose to keep the timeline going like it’s suppose to #Jason is suppose to be brought from the dead in six months!! #this is really just long thought of shit shit shit from Danny #he really dropped the ball here #anyways that he doesn’t regret sucker punching that clown in the face #but all is good #all is perfect #my boy’s got time to figure out what to do with the timeline #in the mean time this boys in my head will be bonding #JSJ poor b though #he’s not having a good time

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omg im so excited i’m finally taking classes again, i mean after that one looong semester I lost it feels like I haven’t gone in a whole year ahhh which like summer vacations + winter ones it’s almost like

#like literally I am vibrating #a speedster only wishes #also it was the reason I was so nervous I couldn’t sleep last night #and was feeling sick in the morning ahhh #like it literally sucks I feel nauseous BECaUse I’m nervous #it only makes me MORE nervous #methoughtsphantom #not fandom

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Idea that Danny really wasn’t unconscious, but in a coma-like state where he was aware and could hear the discussions this people were having about him. That is to say, he’s more than a little mad when there’s only one—one guy in what hears to be a room of twenty, standing up for him and the idea that he would immediately lash out cause that’s inherent for his species. it seriously makes him want to cry because even when he’s clearly in human form in front of this people there’s still treating the part of him that’s a quote on quote “being from the Realm between Realms” a signed guarantee of death and destruction.

So when he is waken up by a Tim who clearly went behind everyone’s back, it’s not much of a stretch to have Danny not knowing how to manage all this feelings—like he may still be reeling over the fact that he was trapped over who knows long, his eyes are sprung with tears but his train of thought is all they were sure—sure I would destroy the world, whelp why not make it seem like I will? that’s bound to teach them, totally fail proof plan just imagine, when they realize how screwed they were i will come clean. maybe even do a whole speech about prejudices and how awful it feels to not be in control over what happens to you.

Danny is still crying though, Tim comforts him.

…….

(Also little headcannon that even before Danny puts in motion his plan the seal was acting as a power damper and that along with the fact that Danny was in human form make it so when he transforms the JDL senses such massive levels of death they freak the fuck out.)

While Tim was setting up the final touches to rig Ra's base to blow, he finds someone that could be his carbon copy in the dungeons. The guy is unconscious, chained to the wall with multiple chains, and branded.

Tim, obviously, grabs Pru for a last minute extraction and gets the prisoner the hell out of there.

He knows this isn't a clone, because the earlobes are different, as is the brow shape and hair thickness. This is just...someone that apparently looked enough like Tim that Ra's, unconfirmed but APPARENTLY, decided to use to take out his aggression. Probably whenever Tim didn't listen.

They get the doppleganger out, get him treated, and he still isn't waking up. Tim takes him back to Gotham. The dude doesn't wake up. Gets him secured in the Bunker with Alfred. Alfred reports that the under-fed teen isn't waking up.

They get Bruce back.

Bruce goes to take a look at the ex-prisoner once he's recovered. Bruce gets Zatanna.

Zatanna tells them that the brand is acting as a seal, and the only way to get the kid to wake up is to disrupt the seal. But warns them that said seal only works on Beings from the Realm between Realms, and that to unleash one that had been abused would surely lead to the destruction of their own.

Tim calls bullshit.

Or; Danny was tricked and trapped by Ra's, who was siphoning blood out of him to add to the Pits and increase their efficacy. Tim finds Danny, misreads the situation, and rescues him. Now, even though Danny would probably just roll over and go back to sleep, JLD is telling the Bats that if they break the seal then he'll destroy the world. Tim disagrees.

#which they deserve #they made my boy Danny cry #danny may be a little traumatized #that unhinged plan held up by a straw is his way of coping #tim is both extent of it and made aware of it #or maybe not #he doesn’t approve either way still Danny is a ghost and he has no way to stop him #would be way funnier if he does approve somehow and unites with Danny cause Tim is full of prime unhinged material #the chaos child #just an idea #tim drake #danny fenton

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aww this is so sweet, food pen pals 💜

And yeess Jason is very good at cooking so it’s not a stretch to think he would get all playfully frustrated he can’t seem to replicate any of the recipes, he can pinpoint ingredients and approximate amounts but not the procedure. Google is no help at all. Also I’m guessing the letters would start as a ‘guess who’ version of what he got right with the food and what not. It would absolutely light Danny up how hard Jason is going about it all (His crush is so extra) What makes it better is that I’m imagining all this goes along with the headcanon that Jason stress cooks and gives all the food to Crime Alley.

Dead on Main prompt where Danny as a form of courtship begins to go around and learn from ancient ghosts how to do recipes lost in time to entice the cute crime lord in his neighborhood.

#like yes my boy jason would absolutely takes this as a challenge #and he would be so excited to meet whoever is the one behind the cooking #in the letters it gives all the impression of a sweet mocking good guy #that once he realizes his recipes made it to the streets starts to make bigger portions of food and be more giving on his little tips and #hints on what would make the food better #ohh and Jason #Jason would be the one who’s all sappy I’m sure of it #also I think Danny would hoard the Fenton Fudge recipe like an overprotective family secret #like at some point he would make allusion of the best thing ever but would not say what it is

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Dead on Main prompt where Danny as a form of courtship begins to go around and learn from ancient ghosts how to do recipes lost in time to entice the cute crime lord in his neighborhood.

#jason keeps getting food in his safehouse and it freaks him out #but all the scans for poison come clean #so he smth eats it #like that scene in friends he keeps trying to recreate the recipe but can’t #dp x dc prompt #red hood #food as a love language #jason todd #danny fenton #danny phantom #dp x dc

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Cujo’s ears perked up, honing in the sound of a core starting, electricity crackling and a human screaming. The scent of corpse hung in the air, but the moisture frazzled his fur. The pounding started.

And soon the digging too.

#cujo hears when jason wakes up in his coffin #he sniffs for ectoplasm but there’s not much in the human as there is in the ambience air #despite that the core is strong #and it thumps with the want of safety and protection #to which cujo can give #because he is bestest boy #try having ​any league assassin snatching jason away now bitch #jason todd #cujo #danny phantom #dp x dc #dc

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DP x DC

not me thinking about imaginary scenarios of ten year old Tim Drake in the ghost zone (pariah’s castle)

where Tim thinks it’s strangely soothing that despite being the only one whose steps connect to the ground, there’s not that eerie silence that befell drake manor

strange blob creatures chitter softly and nip at his hair and swooshes and wisps of wind betray the presence of an invisible ghost

which after following he realizes it’s almost like he’s trailing after the black dark shadow that is batman again

which gives him the idea that, maybe, just this one time, he can play the part of robin

that in mind Tim makes out a game of sneaking to the side of ghosts that look like they’re brooding and if they can spot him he loses

most just grunt in response (very in character) while others fuss over him and ask questions which Tim uses to infodump

he also politely asks the ghost that always asks him how he’s doing to instead say the word “report”

(the ghost looks at him weirdly but humors him and besides the answer would be the same anyways)

Tim also(!!)

gets on the case of why the walls lack tangibility when he is the one leaning on them (he doesn’t live down the time he wanted to look cool only to fall through the wall)

hyperfixates on how gravity works in the ghost zone because he couldn’t do a skateboard trick he has pulled off many many times and he’s salty about it

tries to figure out where they are getting human food from (cause it’s hot enough to be homemade but also there’s no kitchen —so how could it be) (also he wants coffee)

finds out the dude that often gives him a side eye when he finds that Tim knows how to do something (math homework), is next in line for the throne and yet doesn’t have a single “mingle and talk people up” bone in his body. (despite it his networking is a solid 7/10)

gets a ghost horse to adopt him what

discovers pretty quickly that there are rooms to which he can’t phase through (a.k.a. he’s not allowed entry) to which he begrudgingly backs off even though that stands in his way of doing a very thorough layout™ of the place (robin would)

sulks over the lack of extreme sports in the place

(Danny takes him to the Far Frozen where they go tire sliding in the snow and where tim learns how to use a skateboard skate and also that ghost ice cream is just as good as normal ice cream)

sulks again cuz he caught a common cold

also because there’s no sun or moon poor Timmy’s already screwed sleep schedule gets more messed up to the point no one knows when or where he will fall asleep

(ghosts find him in the most unhinged of places with a signature purple cloak draped over him every. single. time.)

overall, be a menace

see-> the time he threatened to build ghost weapons he’d somehow memorized the blueprints of cause Danny wouldn’t let him visit the radium girls factory but yes the renaissance period

see-> that time he went through the whole ghost energy and how to work with it book section in the library and half an hour later had a prototype of a star wars laser beam made

(note: bribing only works for hot chocolate, not for letting him keep cool-looking guns)

just tim having the time of his life

clockwork being no help at all (the ghost loves being a cryptid)

and danny trying not to get attached while he progressively gets more concerned over this chaos child he emotionally adopted as his little brother

(to fit canon cause i want it to this would just be until Danny finds the dimension little Timmy is from, then they can safely yeet the child back to the moment he first went missing)

anyways before anyone knows it’s been three months

#tim drake #danny phantom #dp x dc au #batman #dc #dp x dc #danny fenton #like this little guy practiced with ghosts #which don’t breathe #tim comes back to gotham and can sneak up to batman better than an assassin #don’t make sound on the floor if they don’t want #and have heightened senses #you are gonna tell me that in all the bats career they never saw the little tiny child that followed them around with a camara?? #whelp now you got an explanation as to why #also upon realizing Danny didn’t know anything about how to mingle Tim who has been going to galas for years self appoints himself #to teach him don’t frett #little headcannons in my own au #this in my head is fic #it’s more extensive but it was getting long #i was going through some mental hoops to find the correlation between his hobby and tim this time deciding to be robin #instead of the shadow chasing AFTER Batman #but basically it’s because this time tim had someone to make of Batman #he’s not alone #and he’s a kid #he wants to play #and now that he can play With someone of course Timmy is gonna chose his hero

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but also just imagine, jason tragically never got anyone to appreciate his efforts as a big bro, so tim welcoming all the affection is as alarming (because well, jason still kidnapped him even if the guy doesn’t act like it) as it is surprising. the kid is a total chatterbox and also knows surprisingly much about the media jason likes, which,, well jason doesn’t know what to make from that besides the fact that tim has opinions about them that they discuss like this was book club and that always end up with a casual hair ruffle even after they get into a disagreement over it.

It… all actually makes jason ache with longing because this was all he wanted with damian when he daydreamed about them finally acting like brothers, breaking damian’s walls and being able to watch a movie together without getting belittled and threatened. he’s so caught up in the memories and longing jason doesn’t actually catch himself the first time he says “dami” instead of “timmy”.

Sibling Feud

After Dick came Jason... and after Jason came Damian.

Damian, the little brat who had been determined to maim and/or replace the son that still lived with his father. Damian, whose existence had proved to be the beginning of Jason’s downfall.

It wasn't enough to just try to kill him, no. Damian framed him, made Bruce distrust Jason and broke their relationship irreparably. The little demon was probably gloating when he received the news about Jason's misadventures as a runaway, what with him getting beat up and blown up by the Joker as a finale.

Probably didn't think that Jason would be brought back, by his own mother of all people.

Well, he'd been, and now Jason was going to get even with the demon, even if he now wore a repentant mask and he tried to act all tame and cute with the new kid, Tim.

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Absolutely. I actually think he would slip because Dick would make a reference from his time and well Jason’s just a bit younger, so he would just toe the line between getting it and not.

cue many 0.o because to rearrange the mental image they had of the Red Hood being Batman’s age to even younger than Dick—

man. Jason himself be mortified he let that slip. He would so beat himself up for not paying more attention when Dick talked back then.

okay so this is an idea I’ve seen brought up maybe once before, but maybe Jason (before the Bats find out who he is) accidentally lets something slip that makes them realize that he’s literally, like, a child (seventeen, sixteen, I’m not sure how old he is at that point exactly, but either works)

and Bruce “adoption addiction” Wayne promptly looks at this obviously traumatized teenager and decides that he should adopt Red Hood.

I just think Jason would be so confused (maybe a little pissed too)

I’ve touched on that a little bit in What you’re longing for (you claim to abhor)!

I think this trope is wayyy underrated. Like, Jason is still so, so young. Basically a child. Even if he died at sixteen and then spent two years with the league (even if we’re counting the time he spent dead as aging). He’s barely even legal when he returns to Gotham. Or if we’re being generous let’s say he’s nineteen.

Doesn’t matter, he’s barely out of his teens (maybe he’s still IN his teens if you bend the timeline of your fic a little) and he’s experienced horrors that would have most people become utterly unable to function. But Jason? That boy takes his trauma and channels it into anger. Which, not exactly healthy, but well.

Anyway, getting off topic:

YES. Jason is still basically a kid when he debuts as the Red Hood, and you know what else he is? A good boy who’s not gonna touch any alcohol until he’s officially 21.

“But why would he do that? He grew up in Crime Alley! Ain’t nobody got time for age limitations!”

Hear me out! Let’s assume he grew up in a household where his father, Willis Todd, drank quite a lot on the regular in addition to his mom’s addiction. Jason experienced the aftermath of this (perhaps domestic violence?) every time his dad returned from a job/jail and he grew to loathe any and all substances, including alcohol. Knowing Jason and his convictions it wouldn’t be too far fetched to assume he’d never touch a single drop of alcohol at all.

So that’s one way he could slip up while taking to his goons (and having the bats overhear) or even straight up talking to one of them where maybe Dick banters a bit and goes “Hey, perhaps you should chill out a bit. Have a drink maybe” and Jason just instinctively goes “Fuck you Dickwing, I’m seventeen/eighteen/nineteen! I’m not allowed to drink!”

And Dick just— bluescreens. And immediately goes to tell Bruce, obviously.

OR

The Bats assume Jason is this old guy (Bruce’s or Drathstroke’s age maybe) and consequently they keep alluding to things that happened way before Jason was ever even born and at first he’s so? Confused??? But eventually it just gets really annoying and eventually he just— snaps.

“How the fuck would I know which Nokia gen hit the market that year? I was born in fuckin’ XXXX, I’m an iPhone kid!”

“Stop referencing the Cold War dipshit, I’m fucking seventeen! I’m glad I remember my own damn birthday!”

“I don’t know, I was like— two back then.”

Bruce, obviously, would take .1 seconds to realize:

“Omg. That’s- that’s a whole child. That’s a whole damn TRAUMATIZED child, killing people and sawing off heads. Omg someone must have hurt him so bad. Don’t worry tho, son, Batman’s got you. You won’t have to hurt anybody ever again. We’re here for you. Would you like the room next to Tim’s or Dick’s?”

Meanwhile Jason: “what the fuck”

#JSJ also picturing Bruce trying to be all coaxing with the red hood has me rolling #he legit forgot for a second this child is not only a TRAUMATIZED child but also a very competent one #also I super believe Jason would at first not be at all enticed with the silver in a platter opportunity to go home #o-ho-no #Jason would deliberately make it seem like B now that he knows his age wants him to recruit him for his mission instead #jason: ​*very drama queen* don’t lie to me you don’t want me you never wanted me *pointing at tim* you just want more child soilders #he is simultaneously offended and warmed every time Bruce takes out the adoption papers #but boy #i can imagine when jason finds out tim isn’t adopted… #jason: you want to adopt me when you haven’t even adopted tim?? #like if it had happened before jason would’ve probably razed off the ground #but now he likes the kid #so he’s totally okay with it #even if his plan is to bribe bruce by making him think that if he adopts tim Jason will accept to being adopted too #in reality he just wants B to adopt the baby bird #no way is he getting roped back into the family #(he says as he is in fact being roped into the family) #B actually had been wanting to adopt Tim for a while just didn’t want to impose #so when the other kid he wants to adopt nudges his little Robin into accepting he’s more than thrilled