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You paid us trinkets to kill a prince.

#didn't they? #ironman #tenrings #stane was really basic as a villain #raza #tony stark

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It is a tight fit sir. The more you struggle, the more this is going to hurt.

Be gentle. This is my first time.

#lol #lmaooo #ironman #pepper walked in next #who do you think was talking here loll

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Panic. I would say panic is my reaction.

#now that is mood #big mood #ironman #tony stark #relatable af

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I'm donating you to a city college.

#if it had a heart it would weep #ironman #iron man #tony stark #poor robot #tony is honestly extra af #dummy is the robot if you haven't guessed already

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Not in the boot, Dummy. You're no benefit at all. You are a tragedy.

#that i am #all romantics are tragic lol #ironman #iron man #tony stark #dummy

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Hey Butterfingers, come here.

#imma make you guess who this was for lmao #ironman #tony stark #tony is honestly extra af #dummy

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How big are your hands?

#that sounds so wrong #but if you thought of it before seeing the hashtag you're either an official pervert or an adult #iron man #tony stark #pepper potts

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Could you have a lousier poker face?

#iron man #tony stark is so next level #tony stark #obadiah stane #stane was really basic as a villain

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You want us to make baby bottles?

#I'd like to see them do that #obadiah stane #tony stark #iron man #the humor was just building in the MCU back then

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That's quite a mouthful.

#that sounds so wrong #and weird #pepper potts #iron man #strategic homeland intervention enforcement and logistics division #SHIELD

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How was the "fun-vee"?

#that wasn't funny #james rhodes #tony stark #iron man #that was a bad joke #but i still snickered #lol

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So you're a man who has everything and nothing.

#aren't we all #iron man #as i already said #yinsen was a gem #tony stark

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Well then, this is a very important week for you, isn't it? Hm?

#yinsen was a gem #yinsen #iron man #tony stark #if this isn't a mood #he pretty much sounds like my anxiety talking to me everyday

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Welcome Tony Stark, the most famous mass murderer in the History of America.

#well isn't that neat #iron man #tenrings #Jericho #historically incorrect but literally perfect

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That's right. Smile.

#iron man #tony stark #yinsen #yinsen was a gem #i fkn loved his humor #captivity wasn't fun #holy shit this sounds exactly like what women are told and catcalled for

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Is it better to be feared or respected? I say, is it too much to ask for both? They say the best weapon is one you never have to fire. I respectfully disagree. I prefer the weapon you only have to fire once.

#tony stark #iron man #extra speech #Jericho #ironic with what happened next lmao

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You are constitutionally incapable of being responsible.

#james rhodes #iron man #tony stark #stark was just a whole mood #i wish I was irresponsible atleast sometimes😢 #big mood