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Confuse your neighbors drink pomagrante juice in a wine glass at 8am. Dare them to make assumptions about you.

#skyclad caster #interdimensional #midwestenergy #18+ content #funny #confidence #I'm not an alcoholic ANYMORE~! #muhahahaha #evil genius

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The Curse of Unfathomable Pain;

☆Quiiketee Qahkitty Yoa Bohans Aw Gew Sneapitee!~☆

#skyclad caster #interdimensional #midwestenergy #wizard #cringe demon #all my spells inflict psychic damage and this one hasn't been approved

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Euf tah waerm wainy bawks dewn't feex euah baed taem, tway dah hawt fwaggie sawap sewk! Beyan oop tew yoah eebawels ein deh sewp ob wiffe maeby fessit~☆

#skyclad caster #interdimensional #midwestenergy #wizard #cringe demon #I can speak english if I want #my first language is cringe

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I mean... No offense but we're not gonna say; 'Loser Boyfriend', we're gonna say; 'Rescue Twink'..

i could be your loser boyfriend. do you ever think about that

#skyclad caster #reblog #interdimensional #midwestenergy #wizard #cringe demon

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Just finished hamlet & had to share THIS

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Every potion is a soup if you are brave enough. You soup with extra Eucalyptus could be a cure for something. I mean gamergirl bathwater is supposed to cure loneliness.

A bath BOMB you say? And it’s a type of… potion ingredient? Yes? Excellent, EXCELLENT MWAHAHAHAHA

#skyclad caster #reblog #interdimensional #midwestenergy #wizard #cringe demon #tubby bubble time #bubblebarbaby #bathbombatomic

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It's like someone used ☆Polymorph☆ on their cat and fucked up the words half way through. Where was it last seen? I have a great and terrible desire to ☆Animal Army☆ this bad boy into the ninth axis' new Elite Navy.

ouuughhh,..,.,,, mgfgghmmmggg.....,,,,

#sharks #reblog #polymorph #wizard problems #wizard posting #animal ken don't fail me now #advanced conjuration and transformation magic inbound

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*Glares at my crystal ball*

BRUH! SPOILERS!

#skyclad caster #interdimensional #midwestenergy #wizard #cringe demon #wizardposting #wizard problems #wizardblr

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Science and Art are so closely intertwined.

its so fail that theres like 50 metals but most of them are super rare and also shitty

#skyclad caster #reblog #interdimensional #midwestenergy #cringe demon #tell me otherwise

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I had an old ginger cat for like seventeen years and he was addicted to whole milk and catnip. He would scale people and any mountian for his beloved bovine potion. His lactose lust ran so deep and true that the moment the fridge would open he would SCREAM; "MEWWWWWK! MEWWWWK!" And then make murglegyrgles while he laped up a little because he purred so loud. He also knew "Weef" for catnip and "Owwwwt" to beg for sunshine and grass time. His name? Dumbell. Because he hit his head so hard on a glass table when he was a kitten it rang like a bell.

ohhh i DEEPLY regret teaching my cat how to talk

#skyclad caster #reblog #interdimensional #midwestenergy #cringe demon

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Blursed poll. I took it to mean he had hips like Jessica Rabbit, but 'Cone Titty Ass Cheeks' is WAAAAAAAAAY more humorous.

#skyclad caster #reblog #interdimensional #midwestenergy #cringe demon #this is art #poll #any poll is a goal

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First Ghast; Hey you up? I've been thinking about space travel again.

Second; For fucking real though? I JUST got my nighty on.

Third; Way to fuck up the vibe Claudia.

Something wrong?

#skyclad caster #reblog #interdimensional #midwestenergy #cringe demon #this is art

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Bascinet, only because it looks like you tried to make a helmet to protect you while you played one and it looks like the Battle Mage choice. Ah yes; A hood of metal and leather to protect me from villainy while leaving my mouth open for perfect enunciation.

maybe im crazy but frog mouth kinda looks like one of the mouth faces from that pepsi logo document

#skyclad caster #plate armor #helmet #decision #wizardry

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No, Tumblr.

I DO NOT WANT POLLS.

I WANT FRANK'S PREDATOR DRONE SEXYTIME COUSINS TO LEAVE ME ALONE.

(Context; Frank is an AI that makes the best biblically birds and is down for burning trains, grandmas, and the patriarchy.)

#skyclad caster #midwestenergy #interdimensional #cringe demon #robitladieswantme #robot invasion 2023

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Where are the muppet fursonas? Where are the muppetkin?

#skyclad caster #interdimensional #wizard #midwestenergy #cringe demon #the muppets #muppet oc #It's a cursed question I know #but where is the purple kermit do not steal?

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you have to pretend to be a wizard sometimes, for your health. the obvious method is d&d, but you can also open the dishwasher on cold mornings and raise your arms dramatically as you're enveloped in the steam, or you can find a really good stick to walk around in the woods with, or you can run a bizarrely dedicated rp blog on tumblr. but it's an important component of human well being to occasionally pretend to be a wizard.