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Book 2 Spoilers:

Choi Han to Number 7: Will you harm Cale-nim?

Number 7: Me? Never. I am innocent.

Choi Han, takes out his fist.

Number 7: W-Wait!

#lcf #tcf #lout of the count’s family #trash of the count's family #choi han #tcf humor #Number7 #book 2 spoilers #I kind of pity number 7 but meh

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#lcf #tcf #LCF Discord #lout of the count’s family #trash of the count's family

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Cale: I am a serious individual with the sole aim of becoming the greatest slacker that ever existed while avoiding all conflicts.

Also, Cale in chapter 338, causally trolling the White Star during a battle:

Cale, who was outside the white gold barrier, responded back to the White Star with a stoic expression on his face.

“Up.” “…Hmm? Up?”

The White Star’s expression soon stiffened as he looked up in confusion and swung the sword in his hand.

Baaaaang!

Eruhaben and the White Star clashed once more. Cale, who was watching this, shrugged his shoulders and smirked as he responded back.

“It’s actually down and not up, you fucking bastard.”

#lcf #tcf #cale henituse #lout of the count’s family #trash of the count's family #tcf humor #this is why cale can't have nice things #no slacker life for cale #white star

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I'll marry five of them and adopt the sixth one <3

Guys what kind of Cale do you like best.... Cale's Era's

#trash of the count's family #tcf #cale henituse #lout of the count’s family #lcf #I want them all #why is every single one of them so pretty

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The lemonade is killing meXD

Inspired by this meme

#tcf #lout of the count’s family #trash of the count's family #lcf #tcf humor #cale henituse #tcf meme #lemonade reigns supreme #cale is never safe from lemonade #why is this so true

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Screen redrawing I changed my hairstyle to one of the options. I love high ponytails.

#tcf #lcf #trash of the count's family #lout of the count’s family #waifu material #best girl Rosalyn (next to Mary) #why is she so pretty #praise the artist

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TCF Out of Context

Cale: (suddenly stripping) Choi Han, give me your clothes Choi Han & Billos: ???

Rosalyn: Young Master Cale.... what are you doing...? Cale: Crime in progress. Is something wrong?

Hannah: I wanna bathe in the blood of my enemies Cale: (internal screaming) .....Sure

Choi Han: Your highness, there's... a hole in the wall of the prison now, for some reason... Alberu: (headache intensifies)

Mary: Young Master Cale, you should eat. You only don't eat when you're dead. Cale: (sweating) ...??

Hans: (cheerfully) That's right Young Master, there's no such thing as hopes and dreams in this world! Cale: Just shut up. Hans: Yes, sir!!

Raon: Goldie Gramps! Play dead! Eruhaben: ...???

Clopeh: (points at Cale) Father, this esteemed person is a God Cale: ?!?!?!?!

Wind Elemental 1: CHAOS! DESTRUCTION! DEATH!!! Wind Elemental 2: Sorry about him... he's always like that...

Bud: (offended) I'm a swordmaster, not baggage! Cale: That's right. I'm the baggage. Bud: Wut- Cale: Shut up and carry me

Choi Han: So, what is your plan Cale-nim? Cale: Let's have our enemies start a campain to kill Cale Henituse Choi Han & Raon: ...?!?!?

God of Death: Dear Diary. Today, I got beat up with a broom.

Alberu: So this is why I probably shouldn't be the king- Cale: Your highness your ancestor was a criminal Alberu: ?????

Cale: (brutally beating up the White Star with a pebble) Everyone: ..........

Cale: (burns money and Laughs in Rich) Eruhaben: (feeling poor) ...I'm too old for this

#tcf #trash of the count's family #lcf #lout of the count’s family #humor #tcf humor #tcf hilarious moments #why is this so true #rip everyone's sanity

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#lout of the count’s family #lcf #tcf #cale henituse #trash of the count's family #no slacker life for cale #skacker life is a lie #how to deal with problems Cale style

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Expectation vs. Reality (TCF Version)

Expectation: Final boss fight where everyone works together to defeat the WS.

Reality: A 1v1 fight being livestreamed where this crazy bastard stabs himself in the heart. And then stabs the WS with the same dagger.

Bonus:

Expectation: Cale keeping his promise of hitting the WS at the back of the head. Literally.

Reality: Cale beating the sht out of WS with a rock 🤣

#how to do it TCF style #lcf #tcf #lout of the count’s family #trash of the count's family #stone is best weapon

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#lcf #tcf #cale henituse #lout of the count’s family #trash of the count's family #no slacker life for cale #this is why cale can't have nice things #things go boom and Cale acts like he knows nothing

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When your newest chapter is so late that even Kakashi would be impressedಥ_ಥ

#writing #fanfic writing #fanfiction #why am i this way #the woes of a writer #procrastination go brrrr

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#lcf #tcf #cale henituse #lout of the count’s family #trash of the count's family #no slacker life for Cale

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I have a question. A really big one and I can't find an answer. My mind is going brrrr.

In chapter 99, when Tasha is leading Cale's group to the City of Life, just before they enter, she rips off her necklace - the one that is disguising her dark elf heritage - and throws it dramatically on the ground. Her real appearance gets revealed and all, which is nice, but it was never mentioned if she ever picks the necklace back up.

Why did she throw it in the first place? Just to be dramatic? Couldn't she just take it off and pocket it? I don't think such disguising items would be cheap or easy to make.

Tasha, explain. I am confused.

#lcf #tcf #lout of the count’s family #trash of the count's family #tasha #why throw the necklace #what happened to the necklace

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Cale: "The only thing I can trust is money."

Choi Han, who would literally die for Cale, joined him throughout all his adventures, and just sighs in defeat when Cale was up to one of his liberating missions instead of complaining like any sane individual: "..."

Alver, who bent laws like clay for Cale so that the redhead wouldn't get seen law-breaking, trusted him with his deepest secrets, and served him tea manually even though he could call a servant to do the job: "..."

Literally everybody else: "..."

Cale: "Money and slacker life are the only things I believe in."

#lcf #tcf #cale henituse #alberu crossman #choi han #trash of the count's family #lout of the count’s family #Cale and slacker life #Cale and money #imaginary slacker life

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Typical day in Cale's life:

Something goes boom.

Everyone, instantly and no matter on which continent they are, turns to Cale.

Cale: "I didn't do anything."

The smoldering ruins behind him with a cheerfully laughing Lark, a smiling Choi Han wielding his sword like a hammer and chasing after some unfortunate souls, an elegant Rosalyn just getting ready to set the rest of the building on fire, and three kids - two kittens and a small dragon - chanting, "Loot! Loot! Loot" like the little devils they are: "..."

Cale: "I didn't do it. I just ordered it."

Somebody sane: "And why?"

Cale: "Take your problems up with the crown prince. He will gladly listen to your complaints."

"Alver, completely uninvolved in the drama yet he feels shivers down his spine: "...this is driving me nuts."

#lcf #tcf #cale henituse #chaos #typical day in Cale's life #something went boom because of course it does #alberu crossman #trash of the count's family #lout of the count’s family

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How to Successfully Loot Someone:

Step 1: Be Cale Henituse (or someone related with red hair and the same morale compass)

Step 2: Display above-average brain activity as well as acting skills and scam the shit out of your targets by wearing their uniform. Maybe even steal some members alongside their earthly possessions (Bonus Objective).

Step 3: Don't forget to blame someone else.

Step 4: Run away with your loot.

Disclaimer: If you aren't Cale Henituse, this may not work out for you. Act at your own risk.

#lcf #tcf #cale henituse #how to loot Cale style #Looting Guide #trash of the count's family #lout of the count’s family

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Cale, when someones says "money":

#lcf #tcf #cale henituse #Cale when he sees money #free for all buffet #your money is Cale's money