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Animal Reviews!

Source: facebook.com

#just randomly came across this in my own blog #this pleases me greatly lmao #long post #fave

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Dude I saw on the train today but he’s been froggified. He looked so happy with his sammich and news 📰 🥪

#we need to make 'making froggified drawings of strangers' the new thing #and replace the whole 'postig pictures of strangers to the Internet w/o their consent' thing

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OH So this guy’s purpose in life is to hang out in a Pokémon Center on Poni Island and tutor one move that only one Pokémon can learn, a Legendary postgame Pokémon from a Hoenn one/four generations ago. And that Pokémon naturally knows that move anyway.

Fuck me, I’m getting a new job. I’ll be standing in a Dunkin Donuts on Staten Island tutoring Spanish. But only if you’re early 19th Venezuelan military leader Simón Bolívar.

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My boyfriend prefers his mattresses firm, and I need a soft mattress. He prefers his food temperate while I like my food hot and spicy. This is another good reason to not have a kid, because even if the kid averages out and prefers everything in the middle, there's the risk of some blonde bitch breaking into our house to rummage through our stuff.

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i <3 menial tasks. for srs.

#i love knowing exactly what i need to be doing and when

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Um I don't know. I don't know

#jack ingaf #lmao

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Just checking.... We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?

#mee-yet #lol #also one of my favorite thinfs

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jim henson, frank oz & don sahlin showing off how to make various characters with a “whatnot/anything” muppet, 1969

#mastery #video

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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

#i recognize all of these except the top right #tf is that #edit: googled it. i know now.

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mëëpinge softlé as im completinge task upon task this fine caturday !

#amazing #wish that were me

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this is so random but Marnie should dump Lewis and get together with Birdie the pirates widow on Ginger Island. I just feel it in my bones.

#sdv #idk bro I just got to thinking about it the other day while playing

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#what people dont want to realize is being a cringe baby bitch is actually #if i may use a new term #poggers #enjoying things is the new cool

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hope is a skill

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happy 420 and day i reserve a spot in hell