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Incorrect quotes bg3

Bg3 x male!reader

Characters: karlach, Wyll, Astarion, Gale, lae’zel, tav (you)

Genre: crack

Warnings: none

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Astarion: Aren’t you going to say “have a nice day?”

Lae’zel: I don’t care if you have a pulse, much less a nice day.

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Gale: Tav, I am questioning your sanity...

Astarion: I never questioned it, I knew his sanity was missing from the start

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Astarion, to Tav: I'll be under the mistletoe when you start feeling desperate!

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Wyll: There's no way he likes me back.

Karlach: Tav would throw himself in front of a moving car for you.

Wyll: Tav would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun.

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Tav: Just trust me. Have I ever put you in an unsafe or uncomfortable situation?

Gale: All the time.

Tav: Then you should be used to it by now.

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Tav: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, lae’zel?

Lae’zel: No.

Gale: I do!

Tav: I know, Gale.

Gale:I’m sad.

Tav: I know, Gale.

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FEM ALIGNED DNI!

It’s been awhile but I’ve gotten a new bg3 obsession so expect more of this :))

Reblogs are appreciated !!

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Incorrect quotes pt.2

Atsv x male reader

Characters: Peter b. Parker, hobie, gwen, miles, miguel

Genre: crack

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M/n: The Ocean is a soup.

Peter b. Parker:

Peter b. Parker: Do elaborate.

M/n: What are needed for something to be a soup?

Peter b. Parker: Erm... Water, salt, some form of vegetation, and personally I prefer some meat in mine.

M/n: *Tilts head*

Peter b. Parker: The Ocean is a Soup.

M/n: The Ocean is a Soup.

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Hobie: Christmas is cancelled.

Miles: You can't cancel a holiday.

Hobie: Keep it up, miles, and you'll lose New Year's too.

Miles: What does that mean?

Hobie: m/n take New Year's away from miles

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M/n: Hey, I say we go down there, kick miles’s door in, and let him know that we’re in town.

Gwen: That ain’t the way we do things here. We may have to go in there and run a con, drop a bug, do the smooth talking.

M/n: Okay, you come with me, you do the smooth talking, let’s go.

Gwen: No, we just can’t go in there and kick down miles’s door. We need a plan.

M/n: Well who makes the plans?

Gwen: miguel

M/n: miguel, what's the plan?

Miguel: You guys are gonna go down there, kick miles’s door in, let him know you’re in town.

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Reblogs are greatly appreciated:)

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incorrect quotes

Atsv x male reader

characters: Miguel, Gwen, miles, Peter, hobie

Genre: crack

First post of atsv :)

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M/n: How do you want your coffee?

Miguel: Black, like my soul.

M/n:

M/n: one glass of milk coming right up

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Hobie: Who knew getting in trouble would be so impossible?

M/n: I gotta give you credit miles. You make it look easy.

Miles: Years of practice.

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M/n: I was put on this earth to do one thing.

M/n: Luckily I forgot what it was so I can do whatever I want.

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Miguel: *trying to get five seconds of sleep*

Gwen, poking Miguel’s arm: Miguel Miguel Miguel Miguel

Miguel: WHAT?

M/n: …We’re out of Capri Suns—

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Peter: So, did everyone learn their lesson?

Hobie: No.

Miles: I did not.

Gwen: I may have actually forgotten one.

M/n: Also no.

Peter: Oh good, neither did I.

Miguel: Exhausted sigh*

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Reblogs are appreciated:)

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Hi

I haven’t posted on here in a minute mainly cus I kinda fell out my cod phase but anyway I’m gonna star posting again but this time for Spider-Man across the spiderverse because it’s my new obsession :) probably mainly gonna write incorrect quotes and maybe fics

I’m currently so obsessed over hobie brown it’s insane

#spider man across the spider verse #hobie brown #miles morales #gwen stacy #jessica drew #miguel o’hara #pavitr prabhakar #the spot #x reader #x male reader #peter parker #spiderman

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Incorrect quotes pt.8

Mw2 x male reader

Genre: crack

Characters: König, ghost, price, gaz, Rudy, Alejandro, soap

Warnings: none

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M/n: gaz said we were having burgers..

Price: if gaz jumped of a clif, would you?

M/n intensely thinking*

Price: M/N!

M/n: well I mean I- I- I mean I- it’s depends!

Price: don’t jump off a clif!

M/n: I wasn’t planing on to it…

Price: but if gaz jumped you would?

M/n intensely thinking #2*

Price: M/N!

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M/n: yo ghost why is this book so thick

Ghost: it’s a long story..

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König: m/n if you were in a position to defend yourself, what would come out would it be the military training or the [nationality] in you?

M/n: the gun bitch

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M/n: I made breakfast for you!

Gaz: it’s burnt..

M/n: yhe, well it’s made with love not with skill

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Rudy: Where are your parents?

Random kid: What are parents?

M/n: That’s just about the saddest thing I ever heard get said.

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Gaz: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Price’s and ghost’s convo?

Soap: Me. I'm in the laundry basket.

Alejandro: I'm in the washing machine.

M/n: I'm in the closet.

Soap: We accept you m/n. <3

M/n: No I'm literally in the closet.

Soap: Love is love. <3

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Rudy: König What’s it like being tall?

Gaz: Is it nice?

Soap: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?

König: i live in constant fear of m/n who, in my experience, will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what he wants.

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Incorrect quotes pt.7

Mw2 x male reader

Genre: crack

Characters: König, price, soap, Rudy, gaz,

Warnings: none

[F/B]= favorite band

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Soap: this is bad! This is really bad!

M/n: dude what is it?

Soap: I kissed ghost…

M/n: woahhh.. I owe gaz so much money.

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M/n to a new rookie*: hi there, is there something ur working on?

Rookie: I know more than you.

M/n: alright…

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M/n: change that ringtone get some [F/B] or something

König: what’s.. [F/B]

M/n sighing deeply*:… I’m gonna pretend you didn’t say that

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Rudy: m/n, do you think you should date someone just like you, or someone who’s like, ur opposite?

M/n: i don’t know.. I’m a first come first serve kinda guy. Get in line people this gaz thing can’t last forever haha

M/n:….

M/n: I didn’t mean that. Don’t spread that around.

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Soap: i think I know the answer price!

M/n: mhememhememeh

Soap: shut up bitch

M/n: ay don’t call me a bitch you fucking scot

Price: m/n! Did you just say the f-word?

M/n: scot?

Soap: no, he’s talking about fuck, you can’t say fuck around price you fucking bitch.

Price: soap!

M/n: why the fuck not

Price: m/n!

Gaz: dude you just said fuck again!

Price: gaz!

König: fuck.

Price: König!

M/n: what’s the big deal? It doesn’t hurt anybody. Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck

Price, absolutely done*

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M/n, cursing rookies out in his native language cus he’s absolutely done with them*

The rest of 141 and los vaqueros just standing behind him 🧍🏻🧍🏽🧍🏻‍♂️*

M/n:… oh hey!

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Do you guys like it when I do really bug ones in one go or just every day one quote

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Incorrect quotes pt.6

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Mw2 x male reader

Genre: crack

Characters: gaz, soap, ghost, König, Alejandro, Rudy, graves

Warnings: none (maybe cursing)

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Gaz: I have feelings for you.

Y/n: Why? What's wrong with you? Are you sure you're okay?

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Y/n: Made you all playlists!

Y/n: ghost, yours has only heavy metal, and is dark like your soul.

Ghost: great.

Y/n: könig, yours has sad songs and blues to pair with your crippling depression.

König: thank you?..

Y/n: And soap has the ABBA Gold album.

Soap: what’s that supposed to mean

Y/n: I think you know

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*In a group chat* Rudy: A pegan just flew into my window.

Ghost: Pegan?

Alejandro: A what?

Y/n: Ah yes, my favourite bird, Pegan.

Soap: I thought you said penguin for a second, LMAO!

Y/n: Just a normal day with flying penguins crashing into my window.

Soap: You have pigeons flying into your window? Can't relate, I have penguins flying into my window.

Rudy: I literally just made a typo-

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Y/n: graves is restricted to decaf for the rest of this mission.

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Soap: Who wants to make fifty bucks?

Gaz: How?

Soap: I need someone to take the fall.

Y/n: What did you do?

Soap: I can't tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked.

Price, from the other room: Oh my god.

Soap: ...

Price: OH MY GOD!

Y/n: Make it a hundred.

Soap: Deal.

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Soap: I told y/n to grab snacks for everyone.

Graves, looking through the options: Why did you grab fruit snacks? Are you five? Who even likes Fruit Snacks?

*soap, y/n and gaz raise their hands*

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Gaz: The first time I saw you, you stole my heart.

Y/n: But I'm a kleptomaniac, so that doesn't mean anything.

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I’m back, does anyone still like these? Lmk and I’ll make more :)

FEM ALIGNED DNI!

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"Male aligned dni🥺"

"This a female reader safe space 🥺"

"There's not enough fem reader fics!"

"I get very Dysphoric whenever male readers interact🥺"

"You will be blocked if you are male aligned or trans!"

"I'm not transphobic but I don't want trans ppl interacting with my blogs it makes me uncomfortable 🥺".

Let's be for real now.

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when u say fem align dni, does that also include ppl who use she/he or he/she?

i identify as bigender and both male and female

i just wanna know so i dont break ur dni! sorry if my question is confusing

No with fem aligned I mean people who identify as a woman, Demi-girl and just people who only use she/her but if you also use he/him it’s fine :)

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Incorrect quotes pt.5

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Mw2 x male reader

Genre: crack

Characters: graves, ghost, Alejandro, Rodolfo, soap, price, gaz

Warnings: none

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Y/n: I’m against crime, and I’m not ashamed to admit it

Soap: you shot 6 people yesterday?

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Gaz: But what about y/n?

Price: Don't worry about him

Price: I once watched him fall down 5 flights of stairs, stand up, and keep eating his hotdog like nothing happened.

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Graves: You saved me! Why?

Y/n: People would think I murdered you if I didn't.

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Price: Ducks are better than rabbits.

Gaz: What? Rabbits are adorable. Have you ever been in a fight with a duck? Ducks are jerks.

Soap: Duck is delicious! Rabbit is all gamey.

Gaz: We’re not talking about flavour, soap

Soap: Flavour counts!

Gaz: Who carries around a duck’s foot for good luck? Anyone?

Y/n: You wrap yourself in a comforter stuffed with rabbit hair. I’ll wrap myself in a comforter stuffed with duck feathers! Who’s cozier?

Gaz: Okay, but-

Y/n: NO, NO, NO, NO. WHO’S COZIER?

Soap: Then why don’t we take a rabbit, a duck, stick ‘em in a cardboard box and let them fight it out!

Gaz: BECAUSE IT’S ILLEGAL, SOAP!

Soap: ONLY IF WE BET ON IT, GAZ!

Price: I- Jesus-

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Soap: How do you do that?

Ghost: I'm fearless.

Y/n: I saw you run from bees yesterday. You flailed around and tripped over a chair. It was both hysterical and sad.

Ghost: I'm mostly fearless.

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Alejandro: What do we think of ghost?

*pause*

Rodolfo: I’m scared of ghosts

Y/n: I think hes gay.

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Soap: So, what's it like living with y/n?

Gaz: he once referred to sand as "heterosexual glitter."

Soap: ...

Gaz: I love him so much.

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Alejandro: The best part of an oreo is the cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it.

Ghost: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.

Y/n: YO SOCRATES! IT'S A FUCKING COOKIE!

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Y/n texting ghost*: ghost Help I'm being kidnapped

Ghost: Where are you?

Y/n: I'm with some strange person. In a car. Help.

Ghost: I'll call price .

Price, answering his cell: hello?

Ghost: Where's y/n? He texted me that he was being kidnapped.

Price: y/n? What do you mean, hes right next to me-

Price: I'lI call you back.

*hangs up*

Price: I JUST GOT A NEW HAT

Y/n: WHO ARE YOU?!

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I’m back! Sorry this took awhile *cough* school

Anyways, FEM ALIGNED DNI

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Incorrect quotes pt.4

Mw2 x male reader

Genre: crack

Characters: soap, price, gaz, soap, Alejandro, graves, Rodolfo, ghost

Warnings:

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Y/n: dad.. I have something to tell you..

Price: 🤨.. go on

Y/n: I’m gay..

Price: I knew that- I mean, thank you for telling me

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Y/n: I was put on this earth to do one thing.

Y/n: Luckily I forgot what it was so I can do whatever I want.

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Graves with a gun to y/n’s head*: What happens if I pull this trigger? Heaven?

Y/n: Bold of you to assume I'll go to Heaven.

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Y/n: What if mayonnaise came in cans?

Soap: Well, that would such because you can't microwave metal.

Price: Good morning to everyone except these two people.

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Graves: Where's 141?

Y/n: They're playing hide and seek.

Graves: Where?

Y/n: I don't think you get how this game works.

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Soap: Dumbest scar stories, go!

Ghost: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.

Alejandro: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and it burned.

Gaz: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.

Price: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it in my hand and I got a really bad burn.

Y/n: I have emotional scars.

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Graves: I will find the missiles.. AND I WILL-

Y/n: Could you maybe just like… stab me… right in the gut. Just REALLY twist it in there. ‘Cause that honestly seems less painful than this conversation.

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Y/n: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

Ghost: No, that's not how you make cookies.

Soap: FLOOR IT!!

Y/n: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!?

Ghost: yOU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN-

Y/n: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!

Soap: DO IT!

Ghost: NO-

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Y/n: I'm not doing to well.

Rodolfo: What's wrong?

Y/n:I have this headache that comes and goes.

*graves enters the room*

Y/n: There it is again.

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Y/n: look at us… who would’ve thought? Not me

Soap: what

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Incorrect quotes pt.3

Mw2 x male reader

Genre: crack

Characters: gaz, graves, Alejandro, soap, gaz, price, ghost, Rodolfo

Warnings: none

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Gaz: omg y/n look it’s a mistletoe. You know what that means.

Y/n: that’s actually a wisteria

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Y/n wakes up at 3am*: omg he was flirting with me

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Y/n catching soap and ghost kissing*: what.. in the fuck knuckles is this

Ghost: he’s my boyfriend you intolerant shit

Y/n: wow! Pump the hate break fox and friends, I’m just surprised anyone would date you. Especially pinky pie from my little pony

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Gaz: y/n, what are you drinking?

Y/n: vodka

Gaz: straight?

Y/n: no, gay. Why?

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Soap: did none of you hear what I just said?

Y/n: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours

Gaz: I got distracted halfway through

Ghost: ignoring you was a conscious decision

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Y/n: why is everyone obsessed with top or bottom? Idd just be exited to have a bunk bed.

Gaz:…

Gaz: I’m gonna tell him

Price: don’t you dare

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Y/n: is something burning?

Gaz: only my love for you

Y/n notices smoke* : GAZ THE TOASTER IS ON FIRE

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Soap: I’m crushing on someone but I’m worried about telling you cus ur not gonna like it

Y/n: just rip it off like a bandaid

Soap: it’s ghost

Y/n:…

Y/n: put the bandaid back on

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Y/n: it’s nice to finally be wanted

Alejandro: NOT by graves and the shadows

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Price: so, tell us a little more about urself

Y/n: Idd rather not. I really like this group

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Y/n: ghost do you wanna talk about ur feelings?

Ghost: no.

Soap: I want to talk about my feelings

Y/n: I know soap

Soap: I’m sad

Y/n: I know soap

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Y/n to graves*: have a safe flight

Graves: I have no say in that

Y/n: ok die then

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Rodolfo: y/n, why are you laying on the floor?

Y/n: I have depression

Rodolfo: ah

Y/n: I’ve also been stabbed three times

Alejandro: y/n what the fu-

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Graves: I’ve finally Recovered the stolen ballistic missiles and destroyed the evidence of the convoy ambush. Nothing will stop me from killing 141 now

Y/n: true but that’s nothing compared to updog

Graves: huh

Price: no.. don’t do it

Gaz: yhe y/n is right, those missiles are powerful but updog is way better

Alejandro: oh my

Graves: what is going on

Y/n: I’m telling you if you really want to defeat us you really need updog

Graves:… what’s updog?

Y/n and gaz trying to hold their laugh and high-fiving*

141 + los vaqueros visibly disappointed*

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Price coughing and dying on a field*: gaz..

Gaz: yes price? What is it? Ill do anything

Price: when I die.. let y/n lower me in the ground so he can let me down one last time..

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Rodolfo: my parents raised me not to order something expensive when someone else is paying

Y/n: my parents didn’t raise me at all..

Price: Y/N

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Price: can we all be rational here? I mean come on I expect more from each of you!

Y/n:

Gaz:

Soap:

Y/n: you’ve know us for years and you haven’t lowered ur expectations yet? That’s on YOU

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Soap: a fly flew in my ear! It’s going to eat my brain!

Y/n: it’s going to starve..

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A longer one this time :)

FEM ALIGNED DNI

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How the mw2 men would comfort you if you had a nightmare

Mw2 x gn!reader

Genre: comfort, fluff

Characters: ghost, soap, price

Warning: shootings, house fire

(I based these on nightmares I had)

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Ghost:

Nightmare:

You were just walking in the center of (city) doing some grocery shopping with ghost. “Do we need anything else?” You asked ghost who just finished grabbing the stuff he needed “no” “oke let’s go ho-“ you were about to finish ur sentence when you heard gunshots being fired. “FUCK YOU ALL” a male voice yelled out while still shooting aimlessly around him. Everyone was running desperate to get out of the store. You and ghost weren’t much of an exception, or at least you tried to run, it was like ur feet were nailed to the floor? You looked at ghost who was already looking at you. The next thing you know he was on the floor. Bullet wound in his chest. You tried to scream and yell, or do anything. But you couldn’t do anything

End of nightmare*

I woke up, sweating. You look at the digital clock that read ‘3:47’ then I look beside me to see ghost asleep. Ghost was usually a light sleeper due to his work and stuff. You slowly got out of bed not wanting to wake him up to go to the kitchen to get some water and recover from ur nightmare. Soon enough, ghost was standing in the doorway. “Nightmare?” He exclaimed while looking at you. “How did you know” “you always go to the kitchen after a nightmare” you sighed walking up to him and he automatically opened his arms to engulf you into a hug. “Want to talk abt it” he asked. “Not right now, maybe tomorrow.” “Let’s go to bed again, ok?” “Okey”

I don’t think ghost will ask you a lot about it considering it can be a sensitive topic

He’ll probably not talk a lot to comfort you but believe me, he does care.

After you to went to bed you’ll probably cuddle with him being big spoon to make you feel protected

Overal you were just happy he was okey

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Soap:

Nightmare:

You and soap were assigned a mission were you had to go through a forest because that was where the enemy base was. You and soap where walking when you found a hatch in the ground. “Yo soap?” “Yhe?” “Come look at this” he came to you and looked where you were looking. An old, wooden, abandoned looking hatch in the ground. “Should we investigate it?” You asked “I mean, price did say to look for anything suspicious” you two came to a decision to take a look and if you didn’t find anything you will go back. You two got inside. “Fucking hell it dark” soap said “and really wet, how did this much water get here anyway” you looked down to see that ur boots were almost filling with water. “I don’t know but let’s look further” you were walking when you found a hole in a wall where water was pouring out of. “Hey do you think- soap?” You looked behind you to see that soap wasn’t behind you anymore. “SOAP?” You yelled, no answer. You figured he went back so you also went back to the hatch opening. You toon the way back and.. the hatch wasn’t there anymore? It was sealed shut. You figured you took a wrong turn so you went back only to find the water rising more and more, and you couldn’t find ur way back. As you started to panic, the water only rises faster and faster. You were now swimming at this point trying to find the hatch. You kept swimming finding nothing and then it went black.

End of nightmare*

You woke up in ur bed, remembering that you were at the base. You went outside ur room to find that it was dark and everyone was asleep beside the look outs, but your room wasn’t anywhere near them. You went back into ur room and decided to try and go back to sleep and forget about the nightmare. Eventually after a couple failed attempts to go back to sleep you decided to go the commen room. You went outside of ur room and started walking, you turned a small desk light on and opened a window. You looked out of the window and then suddenly we’re startled by a hand on ur shoulder. You flinched. “Ah, I’m sorry. Didn’t mean to scare you.” You looked at soap with kind of a ‘wtf’ expression. Soap akwardly rubbed his neck and then decided to ask “what are you doing up? Couldn’t sleep?” You sighed and sat on the couch and he sat beside you “I had a nightmare” you answered after a couple seconds of silence. “Oh I’m sorry” he’s such and idiot. “It’s okay” you two sit in a comfortable silence for a couple of minutes when he opens his arms and you immediately go in to hug him. “Want to talk about it?” “No..” “okay” you eventually both fell asleep on the couch and then had to explain to price why, when he found you two the next morning.

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Price

You and price come home after you two went grocery shopping together. You step into the living room and it dark so you flip a switch, but nothing happens. “Mustve blown a fuse” price says and goes to find a flashlight. By the glow of the fire in the fireplace, I see smoke backing out of the chimney, filling the room with an eerie haze. I crack a window. “I heard crows making noise in the chimney. They probably build a nest that’s why the smoke is trapped” price shines a light on the breaker box. As he flips a switch, a buzz sends us hurtling backward. “It’s gotta be a fuse. I can fix it.” “John I have a bad feeling. Let’s get an electrician here in the morning and go to bed” he agreed and we went to bed. I walk downstairs to check the chimney, the fire was almost out. I walk upstairs and go to bed but in an hour I wake up in a panic. A thin veil of smoke lingers in the air. I force myself to go back to sleep. In an hour I wake up again and there was more smoke than before. But how can that be when the fire went out hours ago? After cracking a window. You went back to bed once again. You woke up to the fire alarm screaming. I bolt upright. I look next to me and price isn’t there I go to the living room and swing it open, and I am blown back, knocked to the floor. Searing heat and black smoke overtake me, burning my skin. And I black out.

End of nightmare*

I was sitting upright in my bed. And I look around. I’m in my room. Not in a house, and there was no fire. You read the clock and it said ‘5:39’ figuring it would be to late to go back to sleep since you had to wake up at 6:30 you decided to go to the look out which was soaps and gazs duty this night and tell them they could go back to sleep and that you would take it for the last 50 minutes. You opened the door and surprisingly price sitting there with a rifle in his hands. He looked at you and said. “Hey” “hi” you replied “what are you doing here? Do you need something” “I can take it for the last 50 minutes if you want to” he looked at you and chuckled. “What’s so funny?” You asked “nothing, did you have a nightmare?” You look up at him. “How did you know?” “Ghost also come here when he gets a nightmare, and you two are very similar even if you don’t notice it” he walks up to you and puts a hand on ur shoulder “if i really calms you you can take it for the last minutes” he offered you his rifle and you took it with a small smile “thanks” you were walking to the spot he was sitting and watched as price walks away. Right before he was about to walk out he stopped at the door way and turned around. “If you ever want to talk about it, you can always come to me” “thank you, captain”

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I added headcannons to ghosts cus I didn’t mean for it to be so short.

Anyways this is the first time actually “writing a story” I hope you guys like it :)

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Incorrect quotes pt.2

Mw2 x male reader

Genre: crack

Characters: price, gaz, Alejandro, ghost, Rodolfo, soap

Warnings: none

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Price: any cute things to call ur partner?

Alejandro: sugar

Ghost: honey

Soap: flour

Y/n: milk

Gaz, way to exited*: 1/2 lb of butter

Y/n: stir

Soap: pour into a pan

Alejandro: ……. Preheat to 350 degrees

Price: oh my god

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141 was visiting y/n’s lab but they don’t really trust him*

Soap fucking around in y/n’s lab*: is this a lightsaber? *a dangerous laser*

Y/n: No- it’s not a lightsaber

*gaz almost hits y/n with a bat*

Y/n to gaz*: enough with the bat! Look if I wanted to hurt you I would’ve done it already, because if I’m being perfectly honest with myself you have a very punchable face. *lifts shirt and reveals bullet wound*

Gaz: OH MY-

Y/n: *groan* gah that bullets went straight through that’s good-

Soap: wait, wait, wait, wait bullet? You were shot?

Y/n: yeah- no actually, no, I was stabbed. With a bullet what do you think you Morron

Soap: I’m the morron? You were the one who was shot!

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Y/n to soap*: god it’s like you traded ur brains for those muscles…

Soap: stares*

Y/n: it’s a shit deal..

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Soap and y/n sitting in a cell*

Soap: so, who should we call?

Y/n: probably ghost but I feel safer in the cell

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Alejandro to y/n*: I dare you to-

Ghost: y/n isn’t allowed to take dares

Rodolfo: why not?

Y/n: apparently I have “no regards for my own personal safety” or smth

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Short one :))

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Incorrect quotes with the mw2 men

Mw2 x male reader

Genre: crack

Characters: soap, gaz, price, soap, ghost, graves, Alejandro, Rodolfo

Warnings: none

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Soap: I’m bored…

Gaz: me too..

Soap: hey y/n?

Y/n: Yhe?

Soap: give us something to think abt. Ur always overthinking anyways.

Y/n: if you water water, it grows.

Soap: damn.

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Y/n: you swing for a different team but you’re still here arnt you Philip.

Graves: you’re a horrible person.

Y/n: I know, keeps me awake at night.

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Rodolfo: oh we fucked up.

Alejandro: yhe we did. I’m calling price.

Y/n knowing they’ll get into deep trouble if they do*: no.

Alejandro: what do you mean no?

Y/n: I mean no. you wanna hear in Spanish? NO

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Price: you need to stop being so sarcastic y/n.

Y/n: I’m [insert] pounds of weak skin and fragile bones ok? Sarcasm is my ONLY defense.

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Ghost: are you lying to me y/n?

Y/n: that depends of how you define lying

Ghost: well I define it as not telling the truth, how do you define it?

Y/n: reclining ur body.. in a horizontal position?..

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Y/n right before graves betrayed them*: something’s up with graves

Ghost: agreed.

Soap : well what’s wrong with him?

Y/n: what’s wrong with him? What do I have PHD in lycanthropy? How am I supposed to know that?

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Y/n: omg that’s disgusting I’m gonna faint.

Ghost: you faint at the sight of blood?

Y/n: no, but I might at the sight of a BUNCH OF BODIES ON THE GROUND?

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Y/n: oh man… if god is real I’m fucked..

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Y/n is Dutch here and it’s new years*

Soap: bro are those fireworks of gunshots?

Y/n: either way it’s the same story if you can hear it and ur still breathing than it’s not meant for you so mind ur business

Soap: you are way to chill about this

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Short reader*

Some protester*: god does everything for a reason! It’s all in his plan!

Y/n: then can you ask god why tf he made me so fucking short, what’s he planning to do with that?

Soap: nice armrest tho

Y/n: go fuck yourself

Soap: will do

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Small mw2 x male reader

Characters: price, ghost, soap

Warnings: reader has ADHD

Genre: crack, fluff? It’s platonic

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Price to hostage that they had to question* : Ur not gonna talk?

Hostage: No

Price: okey… you’re gonna hate my partner, he interrupts all the time

Y/n with ADHD*: how’s it going?

Hostage: Could be better. Just wish i wouldn’t fuckin-

Y/n: did you see game of thrones last night? I’m sorry, you’re still talking. I do that a lot. I do that a whole bunch. Uhm, do you sell drugs? Or uh… what was I talking about 2 seconds ago?..

Hostage: game of thrones

Ghost: price, this ain’t gonna work.

Price: just give him a moment

Y/n back to the hostage*: no

Hostage: do I sell drugs..

Y/n: yes!

Hostage: no..

Y/n: where’s my phone at? I do this all the time.. can you call my phone.. real quick? I’m looking for my phone..

Hostage: what’s ur number?..

Y/n: you should really watch game of thrones. It’s 310-598-7537

Hostage: this number is already saved in my phone?..

Y/n: ur supplier…

Hostage: yhe?..

Y/n to price*: he gets his stuff from Johnny.

Ghost: well I’ll be damned

Price: told ya

Y/n to the hostage*: gotcha

Hostage: fuck…

Soap: great job y/n!

Y/n: thx adhd does have its good sides sometimes

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Request:

Hey I've never made a request before but if your open to it I'd really like something for tsu'tey and his gender neutral s/o going with Jake and his family to seek safety in the water clan and just them having to learn how to live their as well.

Tsu'tey × gn!reader

Oke, so in this story ur gonna be neytiri's sibling :)

Genre: fluff

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Reader and tsu’tey went with the sully family to the metkayina clan because they wanted to stay with neytiri, while neytiri didn’t mind and actually wanted reader to come tsu’tey didn’t like the idea that much..

“We can’t just leave pandora behind!”

“I have to stay with my sister!… please.. she’s the only one I have left..”

“Fine..”

They fly on their ikrans overseas to the metkayina clan because they knew that that would be the most convenient clan to go to considering that it’s so different from pandora and so that the RDA forces will most likely not find them there. (Idk if this is true but it just seemed the most logical to me since there are also tons of other clans who would be much more convenient to them)

When they arrived we landed after some hustling with the metkayina people and trying to make them trust us we finally got to our huts where we would be able to rest for a bit.

You went to neytiri and her family for a bit to check up on everyone and ask if everyone was feeling oke and then you went back to tsu’tey.

I think that at first tsu’tey would absolutely hate it.

But after a while he will probably get used to it.

When it finally hit nighttime you decided to go out for a night walk along the shores when you found ur husband standing on a lifted rock. You quietly stood next to him and put a hand on his shoulder. He spoke,

“We will eventually go back, right?”

“Yes, we will. We just have to get rid of the stupid military people”

He smiled at you and put his forehead to yours.

“I see you, y/n”

“I see you, tsu,tey”

Extra headcannons:

-I feel like the sully kids would call you guys uncle/auntie y/n and uncle tsu’tey 🥹

-he will definitely immediately try one of the biggest animals he can try to master and actually does pretty good

-you have to make him a shell necklace he will say that he doesn’t like it at first but then puts it on and never takes it off

“I thought you didn’t- nvm”

-tonowari, ronal and the rest of the clan would probably trust you guys before they trusted the sully family considering you guys are native na’vi and not dream walkers

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First ever fanfic :D please tell me what you think of it and if you see any mistakes please tell me and I’ll correct it

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-Finn ❤️

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