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#fucking falseknees always breaking my brain's humor center #ants have no idea what they doing #ants #webcomic #falseknees

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Me: I shouldn't disturb Neil Gaiman. I shouldn't send an ask unless I really have no way of getting the information otherwise. I'll check old interviews and all the articles that vaguely mention the subject. Of course it goes without saying that I'll read though the FAQ in its entirety. Only then, will I send an ask. However, I'd be very polite and praise his work, as anyone would. I'd also keep it short, because I don't want to waste his time. But I'd keep it very very respectful. I'd be sending a message to a very talented, amazing author that deals with god knows how many like me. Or I'd just stay in the dark and not send him an ask. Yeah, I'll do that.

My Dash:

#I'd say is the most sensible way #neil gaiman #good omens fandom #good omens #good omemes

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I love Miss Punny Pennie's clock app account.

#we make up languages because we are class #scots language #misspunnypennie

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#dystopian society #fuck capitalism #disabled rights #human rights

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DOG SAINT MONDAY

It's time for another

DOG SAINT MONDAY

#dog saint monday #saint guinefort #such a good boy #catholic church had to cave in with his sanctity

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Jeff, we've talked about this.

Two idiots decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first goes in to see the counselor, who tells him to take Math, History, and Logic. 

"What's Logic?" the first idiot asks.

The professor answers by saying, "Let me give you an example."

"Do you own a weedeater?"

"I sure do."

"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor.

"That's real good!"

The professor continues, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house."

Impressed, "Amazin!"

"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."

"That's Betty Mae! This is incredible!" The idoit is obviously catching on.

"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor.

"You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard! I can't wait to take that logic class!!"

The idiot, proud of the new world opening up to him, walks back into the hallway, where his friend is still waiting.

"So what classes are ya takin'?" asks the friend.

"Math, History, and Logic!" he replies.

"What in tarnation is logic???" asked his friend.

"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weedeater?" he asked.

"No," his friend replied.

"Gay."

#bad jokes jeff #joke

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I've got Promethea. I think I'm good.

#also a pointy ended caduceus #and a small revolver for a surprise effect #promethea #tattoos

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don't censor yourself. jangle those balls proudly. let them remember you for it.

i would've fucked so hard as a court jester in ye olde i would've jangled my balls and done a little dance and sang my silly tunes i'd be so good at my job. alas i have to be on tumblr instead which is like a poor imitation of it

#jingle balls #court jester

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presented without commentary or apology

#april 1st #cleaning house

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I wasn't raised Catholic but I grew up in a very Catholic society and I amb shocketh to learn this just now on tumblr.com of all places.

I claimed Jesus in a roleplay server and I was really bummed that for the next 3 days I couldn’t use him.

#easter sunday #resurrection sunday #the passion of christ #must have been fuck the police #cleaning house

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#jesus and buddha #easter #resurrection #cleaning house

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It's been 1979 years since the Most Awkward Date

bring your date to your boss’s son’s execution for a super cute romantic evening

#don't check my math #i'm just a little guy #making jokes to cope #good omens #aziraphale #crowley #easter #cleaning house

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i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

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#springtime #cats in flower crowns #flower crown #cats #cleaning house

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Check out my ongoing comic Crow Time. It has crows, and also neat pantheons of epic beasties.

#spring #crow time #cleaning house

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I've been looking for good footage of this scene forever, thank you OP

#something rotten #christian borle #hard to be the bard