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killahmaria · 18 days
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LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!
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killahmaria · 20 days
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guys he met my parents and they approve this is so epic
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killahmaria · 1 month
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THANK U BB! were going out for ice cream after school thursday 😝
guys real talk is it a red flag if hes kinda a gym rat
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killahmaria · 1 month
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any wildest fantasies?
being loved or something
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killahmaria · 1 month
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ok so i havent asked but honestly weve been talking and he seems really sweet so i dont think its “sigma alpha women ☕️🗿” so i think were in the clear chat
guys real talk is it a red flag if hes kinda a gym rat
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killahmaria · 1 month
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i hope its the former, i think i’ll have to ask him something like “what made you get into fitness?” or something IDK but i will keep yall updated 😇
guys real talk is it a red flag if hes kinda a gym rat
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killahmaria · 1 month
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oh no 😢
guys real talk is it a red flag if hes kinda a gym rat
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killahmaria · 1 month
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guys real talk is it a red flag if hes kinda a gym rat
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killahmaria · 2 months
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guys plspslpsls someone req im so bored im grounded all spring break i have so much time brooo pslspspslsp
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killahmaria · 2 months
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almost spoke to the dude i like today but im mewing so 🤫🤫🧏‍♂️🧏‍♂️🧏‍♂️ (im a disgusting liar i was just scared)
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killahmaria · 2 months
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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
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killahmaria · 2 months
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yea im abusing that just u wait
hehe gkkg requests are open.. hmu !
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killahmaria · 2 months
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im gonna puke why do i always hyper fixate on things that no one writes for/knows about like omg
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killahmaria · 2 months
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SUPPORTTTTT
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‧₊˚𓆉 ₊‧🌺 HEY THERE SUMMERB☼Y! LETS GO FOR A DRIVE 🫧
RIKA ⋆。🌊 s.her , 0'4 baby , latina/jp . LUVRGRL ! isato yapper, yoru's mommy, satoru's sweetheart, nanami's housewife, choso's cumpdump :3
n/sfw writer (mostly nsfw) , requests are always open ! i mainly write for gokurakugai and jujutsu kaisen ⭐ lwky ia :(
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MEMENTO 📸
🧉m. list ⭐ 🍹rules
🍉pervert ! yoru ⭐ 👙 inexperienced
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ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FUN IN THE SUN ? ₊˚𓆉 ₊‧ 🌺
@finleyrambles @chromimis @chosaya @killahmaria @heartelysia @dollria @ilovealexisness @screampied-main @ooddevecircle @kierancaz @arlertdarling @snzhrchy @gojodoll @satoruhour @sugumimi @gokurakugai-fan @shemaycry💗
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©amaderika. reblogs are appreciated.
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killahmaria · 2 months
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YAYYY!!
ok so basically i was talking to the literal ramen noodle of a man and keep in we were talking for 4 MONTHS 💀 anyways literally 2 days ago lil bro texts me saying that we cant talk no more bc HIS FRIEND LIKES ME. like bro i think its a tad bit too late for that… ANWAYS at first i thought he was lying so i asked around and it was true and the worst part is that his friend is not only my height (im 5’0 ishh idk fs its been a min) BUT ALSO IVE NEVER SPOKEN TO HIM. EVER. like i literally did not know this man existed okay??? like bro be frrrr and like literally r u serious like acc what. bc its been literally 4 months and u wanna be out here like sorryyyy my friend likes u so no like 1 that shows me u werent commited at ALL and 2 u kiss ur hbs so basically shut up. UGH I ACC GIVE UP
I GIVE UP ON MEN BRO
(i forgot i had this app)(who want a storytime)(im gonna do it anyways even if no one asks)
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killahmaria · 2 months
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I GIVE UP ON MEN BRO
(i forgot i had this app)(who want a storytime)(im gonna do it anyways even if no one asks)
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killahmaria · 3 months
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i love him but he looks like a bisexual chipmunk 💀💀
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