>the goblin leaps to attack!
>the goblin misses!
>the goblin has scraped his little knee!
>oh, his little knee!
>oh, his little knee!
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oh word? gonna go to the maternity ward at op's local hospital and bust out the tech decks. perform my best tricks like some sick kick flips. let's just say, those single dads ain't gonna be single for very long.
gonna go to the maternity ward at the local hospital and just go crazy on the vape. maybe do some cool tricks. gonna leave a lot of single dads if ya know what i mean
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The Yapping and its consequences
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i can’t talk rn, i’m doing hot girl shit *reanimates a corpse*
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Get your pussy up get your money up. You’re gorgeous btw
get my pussy up,,,,,,, get my money up,,,,,,,,,
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Here’s the last of the horror portraits. I love Re-Animator way too much
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Selina Kyle would dump his ass in minutes..
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i gotta romanticize this silly little life so i don’t romanticize killing my silly little self
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based on this post lmao
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“I thought I was renting a private room, Dan!”
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[ "What is happening to me?" ]
4k bg texture by swzydzn on twitter
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