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Not because he wouldn’t take amazing care of her, because he loves Sophie so much, but because he might steal her from me and i’d really like to take her home at the end of the day.

[kaitlynmorgenstern]

Julian: Seriously, all you do is bitch.

Mark: I happen to bitch the perfect amount for someone in my situation.

[kaitlynmorgenstern]

the straights™ are so upset i love it lmao

[kaitlynmorgenstern]

the dark artifices snippet, julian and emma

“You’re going to have to learn to live with it,” Jules said. “Even if it horrifies you, Emma. Even if it makes you sick. Just like I’m going to have to live with whatever other boyfriends you have, because we are forever no matter how, Emma, no matter what you want to call what we have, we will always be us.”

[kaitlynmorgenstern]

someone make a pun about this

#memes #cake #cake memes

[kaitlynmorgenstern]

old cringey drawings from the shadowhunter universe (Jace on top left, Jemma on top left)

#shadowhunters #shadowhunters fanart #tmi #tmi fanart #Jace #jemma

[kaitlynmorgenstern]

what she says: i'm fine

what she means: i can't believe a character like magnus bane is real and allowed to exist in mainstream media. he's a bisexual moc, which serves as amazing representation but his identity isn't just reduced to being the token character. he's a main character and he's allowed to take up space in the narrative and he's allowed to make mistakes without getting killed off like most characters of color and lgbt characters do. he's not flawless and he's realistic which makes him so beautiful. he's allowed to talk about his past relationships, explicitly mentioning both women and men, and there's little to no discrimination expressed towards his bisexuality. he's a complex character who has feelings and doesn't just serve as the helpful warlock who assists the protagonist when she needs help. not to mention he's an asian man, who are almost always desexualized in mainstream media, and instead of falling to that same stereotype he's portrayed as one of the most desirable characters on the show if not the most desirable character; one of his first appearances featured him surrounded by plenty of attractive people while he was the focus of the shot, looking powerful and attractive. furthermore, he's always shown with make up and decorated with jewelry and has an obsession with glitter yet no one makes a snide remark or comment about it and he's allowed to flaunt his perfect appearance. he's also one of the most powerful characters on the show and incredibly charismatic which is again, rare for an asian man in mainstream media to be. magnus bane is one of the most important characters on tv right now and i hope people appreciate him more and more characters like him start to appear.

[kaitlynmorgenstern]

The school year is almost over. I want to come out. I've been in the closet for a long time and I want a remarkable coming out. Got any ideas?

ok, so, the first step towards an amazing coming out is establishing the element of surprise. to ensure said element, you need to acquire a seemingly heterosexual fake-partner to lull everyone else in your life into thinking you are the straightest heterostraight in the block.

then u need to marry them. i know, i know, it seems kind of dramatic but trust me, you need to marry your seemingly heterosexual fake-partner (or, should i say, your partner in crime). just trust me. start the process of marrying by performing a proposal.

then, you need to really make the actual coming out a surprise. establish the surprise by shocking your loved ones with your very heterosexual news. this is an ideal example situation:

ok, you’re halfway there. now you want to make sure your wedding is going to be amazing. the most important thing is to invite the highest ranking government officials of your country, all your family members and every single one of your friends. this part is vital. you have to make sure absolutely everyone comes. also, make the venue magnificent, because this is going to be one of the biggest days of your life (but not in the way everyone else thinks! [slow wink])

alright. your wedding is underway, but you don’t want to slam the big surprise to the table right away. let everyone think you’re actually going to do this.

ok, now it’s time. it’s gonna happen. this is what you’ve been building up to all this time. take some deep breaths. try to calm down. sing ‘ymca’ in your head or something. it’s time to drop the bomb.

like you and your love interest planned, they are going to show up at this exact moment.

there they are! their face is so beautiful that you might go breathless (as demonstrated below) for a lil while but it’s ok.

you’re starting to get cold feet. your partner in crime notices this and will encourage you if needed.

YOU CAN DO THIS!!! SMOOCH!!! DO IT!!!

there you go!!!! you have officially come out of the closet!! 

you are happy!! 

your friends are happy!!

your family is happy!!! 

yup! even your parents! look how happy they are!

and this, my friends and associates, has been:

[kaitlynmorgenstern]

I relate to Tiberius Blackthorn because I love the internet, don't get along with people, and have a giant crush on Kit Herondale

#lady midnight #lady midnight spoilers #tyblackthorn #tiberius blackthorn

[kaitlynmorgenstern]

YA LIT MEME: ten series or books ➝ the shadowhunter chronicles by cassandra clare

[kaitlynmorgenstern]

do you ever read some really really smutty fanfiction and your just like, this is it, I have finally reached the amount of sins to get into hell, I'm coming home. because me rn

#smut #pls help

[kaitlynmorgenstern]

hot damn

Something really quick and simple because i have some difficulties to draw recently ~ Fanart Mark Blackthorn - The Dark Artifices (Cassandra Clare) I finished Lady Midnight some days ago and oh god it was amazing. And I think Mark became my fav character <3

[kaitlynmorgenstern]

Monday so we’re back to tda! I’ve just finished Lady Midnight (I was deliberately reading reaaaally slowly - we have to wait another year:<) and omg so much feels!! I loove ruthless Julian and feel so bad for Kieran my poor babyT.T

Jemma today! (8/30)

[kaitlynmorgenstern]

Clary: Jace, you disgust me.

Jace: Ah, so you've discussed me.

#the mortal instuments #Hamilton #incorrect quotes

[kaitlynmorgenstern]

I relate to Mark Blackthorn because I like strawberries, love cute angsty boys, and have no idea what's going on 24/7

#mark blackthorn #lm #lady midnight

[kaitlynmorgenstern]

making a PowerPoint :)

#jace herondale

[kaitlynmorgenstern]

I don't think I would ever be excited for September, but Shadowhunters !!!

#shadowhunters