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jumindoesisgay · 4 years
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anyone still in this fandom?? started replaying jumins route and i wanna write again.....
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jumindoesisgay · 6 years
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i just found your blog last night and I've been binge reading all your work. im: in LOVE
omg so sweet thank you!!!
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jumindoesisgay · 6 years
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44 with seven
“MC, do you think this is normal?”
Seven had been sitting at his computer for the past twelve hours, and now that it seemed like he was coming out to spend time with you, it turned out that he was only looking for medical advice.
You sighed and folded your laptop, placing it on the spot next to you on the couch.  “Is what normal?”
“This!” He held up his arm, showing you a long gash across his forearm.  The cute wasn’t bleeding anymore, and it wasn’t that wide, but it was swollen with dried white pus over it.  His entire forearm was red.
“Jesus Christ, Seven!  You need to see a doctor!  Like, right now!”
Seven threw his head back and groand dramatically.  “But I have so muh more work to do!  Also there’s a LOLOL event starting soon, and I need to beat Yoosung!  Eep!” He ducked down to avoid a pillow you chucked at him.
“Go to the doctor!”
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jumindoesisgay · 6 years
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Hi! Can I request a headcanon with some more Jumin fluff?? i need my mans..fluff...pLeAse... Anything will do really hah love your blog!
“Are you sure this is a good idea, ____?” Jumin asked for what must have been the twentieth time since you two sat in the car - with him behind the wheel.
You waved a hand dismissively.  “Don’t worry too much, Jumin!  I’m sure it’ll be fine.”
“Aren’t I supposed to have a permit?”
You laughed.  “It’s an empty parking lot at three in the afternoon.  I’m sure it’ll be fine.”
Jumin eyed you, weighing the risks of whether or not he really wanted to go through with this.  With a sigh, he put both of his hands on the wheel and stared determined out the windshield.  “Alright, what do I do first?”
“Put it in drive,” you instructed.
Jumin looked around the car, trying to remember the few things he’s watched other drivers do.  He reached hesitantly towards the gear shift and tried to pull backward towards the ‘D’.  When it didn’t move, he looked at you.
“There’s a button on the side,” you said.  “Press it in and hold it, then pull.”
He did as you instructed.  The car began rolling.
“Put your foot on the break!” You said.  Then, in a much calmer tone, “Sorry, no need to panic.  When you change gears, make sure to have your foot on the break so it doesn’t roll.”
Jumin nodded, having slammed his foot on the break the second you began shouting.  “Should I let go of break now?”
“Sure.” You nodded once.  “Now, your seats and mirrors are good, right?  Go ahead and move your foot to the gas and press lightly.  We’re in a parking lot so you should be fine, but try to stay under fifteen miles an hour.”
“Right,” Jumin said.  It was quiet for a moment, and he hadn’t begun moving yet.  He looked over at you for a secon, then at the steering wheel.  “How do I see how fast I’m going?”
You laughed.  Leaning over to his side, you pointed at the spedometer.  “Everything you need to know will be on your dash.”
“Okay.” Jumin slowly moved his foot to the gas and pressed down.  The car began moving, albeit slowly.  The car was vibrating slightly and a rumbling sound came from the back tires.  “What’s going on?  Is it normally like this?”
“Honey,” you started, a small smile on your face.  “The parking break is on.”
This was going to be fun.
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jumindoesisgay · 6 years
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Hey! If it’s not too much trouble can I have the RFA (including Rika) where their girlfriend that normally doesn’t wear a lot of makeup shows up with a huge face of amazing makeup they did by themself? Thanks!
I’m guessing since u included rika you wanted v too lmao
Zen
He honestly almost didn’t notice at first
Like being an actor he sees hundreds of people with a bunch of makeup practically every day
Then he does a double take
“Woah, MC that’s better than the makeup artists do!  We should get you working on set!!”
Yoosung
Yoosung’s really surprised by how amazing it looks
Don’t tell anyone but he watches a lot of makeup tutorials on youtube
the voices relax him okay??
But anyway yeah he knows how difficult it is to do that much makeup and have it turn out so good?
“You must have so much practice!! You should make a youtube channel!!”
Jaehee
She’s not really one for makeup herself
Like aside from the basic makeup she applies for work she’s not into it
But that doesn’t mean she can’t appreciate a heckin’ good face when she sees one
“You look really nice, MC. It’s truly an art to be able to master it as well as you did.”
Jumin
He’s not knowledgeable when it comes to makeup
Not that he doesn’t think makeup can be beautiful, it’s just that well, as a dude that’s never been in a relationship in his late twenties he never really had a chance to appreciate it
He’ll give you all the encouragement you need if you want to start getting more into makeup
“Do you need any more mascara I read that you shouldn’t use the same mascara for over three months. The same with eyeliner - MC where are you going? I just want to make sure you don’t hurt your eyes”
like thanks jumin but we common folk use the same mascara for three years
Seven
“Stunning. 10/10. The most beautiful face I’ve ever seen.”
He’s gonna be so extra with his compliments like prepare yourself
He really likes to watch you while you do your makeup, and sometimes he’ll do like really obnoxious sports type commentary
“Now it’s time for the eyeliner, everything comes down to this.  They’ve trained their entire life for this moment, and the slightest mistake could take out their eye. Now it’s - HOLY SHIT THEY DID IT!!!”
V
He can’t see lmao
But he’s supportive!!  Even if he can’t tell you specifically what looks good, he’ll compliment/praise you
“Everyone says it looks nice, you should do it more often if you enjoy it :3″
Rika
She’s the Makeup Queen(tm)
She does really extravagant makeup pretty much every day
So she’s excited seeing you in a full face of makeup
But she also will tell you exactly how you fucked up specific techniques
but like , in a loving gf way
“I’ll share some of my makeup with you.  We can do our makeup together!”
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jumindoesisgay · 6 years
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RFA + Queer Eye headcanons
aka i’m actually alive and i’ve decided to get back into this again so what better way than through combining my two loves
General
Jaehee was the one who discovered it
She’s just a bored lesbian that was going through the lgbt section of netflix as she worked when she discovered it
Doesn’t go in the chat room at all for the next few days so she can marathon it in what little free time she has
Jumin doesn’t even notice lmao what an ass
Zen’s obviously the worried one, calls Jumin out for not caring about her
Anyway when she comes back after watching it she convinces everyone to watch it, starting with Seven and then it sort of turns into a snowball effect of them dragging everyone down with them
Zen
His favorite is Tan
He really likes the outward aesthetic improvements in the show, so yeah
it took him about two weeks to finish
Yoosung
He loves Bobby!
He just really likes home renovation,, he’s easily watched all of the house flipping shows HBO has to offer
So it really just fits right into his interests
As a college student prone to procrastination, it takes him all of two days two watch it
It would’ve been less if it weren’t for Zen and Jaehee lecturing him to not put off classes
Jaehee
She likes Antoni the best
Like Yoosung but also different lol she loves watching cooking shows
As mentioned above, it takes her all of four days to finish it
Jumin
His fave is easily Karamo
The chillest of the fab five, so obviously
He’s a busy man, so it took him the longest to finish it
Not that he didn’t love it
Seven
Hands down a Jonathan fan
Seven’s a giant meme and Jonathan is so Extra™️ so like
Match made in heaven
He finishes it all in one sitting lmao
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jumindoesisgay · 6 years
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“They can’t hurt you anymore” with Jumin for the drabbles, please? 😊
You sat next to Jumin on the edge of your bed.  With an arm draped around him, he leaned his forehead onto your shoulder.  It was just about to turn three o’clock in the morning, and Jumin had woken up for the fourth time that week from nightmares about his past stepmothers.
It was never his intention to wake you up, but the shivering was too much to sleep through.
You pushed his bangs back and kissed the top of his head.  “I’m here with you, it’s okay.”
At that, Jumin buried himself further into your side, squeezing you tightly.  It was rare to see him this vulnerable, and God did it hurt.
“It’s alright, they’re gone now,” you reassured him.  “I won’t let them near you, they can’t hurt you anymore.”
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jumindoesisgay · 6 years
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So it’s been a while since I posted here, but since this is one of my writing blogs I figured I would reblog this here as well since this is one of my writing blogs.  If you’re interested in commissioning me please message me @mitake-ran instead of here as I don’t log onto this account very often anymore.
I’ve decided to do writing commissions!
Hey all!
So my boss has been cutting my hours like all hell so I decided to open commissions in hope of bringing in a little extra cash.  The commissions can range anywhere from short drabbles to any amount of words you’re willing to pay for!
If you’re interested in getting a commission you can find out more about it on my commissions page, and if you decide to commission me, you can just send me a message on tumblr IM.
My previous work:
Archive of Our Own
Mystic Messenger imagines blog
UtaPri imagines blog
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jumindoesisgay · 6 years
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uhhhh hey it's been a while since i posted on here but i feel like writing actual drabbles instead of headcanons so send me some pls
Drabble Challenge!
Repost this. Followers/Readers send numbers to your Ask. You write a fic/drabble using that line in your piece. Have fun! Expect a ton of requests!! 
“That’s starting to get annoying”
“Hey, hey, calm down. They can’t hurt you anymore.”
“You can’t just sit there all day.”
“I’m too sober for this.”
“I’m not here to make friends.”
“I need a place to stay.”
“Well, that’s tragic.”
“You’re seriously like a man-child.”
“You can’t banish me! This is my bed too!”
“The ladies love a guy who’s good with kids.”
“Dear Diary, …”
“She’s hiding behind the sofa.”
“I lost our baby.”
“They’re so cute when they’re asleep.”
“I’d kill for a coffee…literally.”
“You’re getting crumbs all over my bed.”
“Good thing I didn’t ask for your opinion.”
“What’s the matter, sweetie?”
“You’re Satan.”
“I don’t want to hear your excuse. You can’t just give me wet-willies.”
“I’m bulletproof…but please, don’t shoot me.”
“Did you just hiss at me?”
“Do you really need all that candy?”
“It’s six o’clock in the morning, you’re not having vodka.”
“I swear, I’m not crazy!!!”
“The diamond in your engagement ring is fake.”
“No. Regrets.”
“How drunk was I?”
“How is my wife more badass than me?”
“Be you. No one else can.”
“I haven’t slept in ages.”
“I locked the keys in the car.”
“Are you sure that’s the decision you want to make?”
“You work for me. You are my slave.”
“Take your medicine.”
“They’re monsters.”
“Welcome to fatherhood.”
“Why can’t you appreciate my sense of humor?”
“It’s your turn to make dinner.”
“The kids, they ambushed me.”
“Sorry isn’t going to help when I kick your ass!!!”
“Stop being so cute.”
“I feel like I can’t breathe.”
“You need to see a doctor.”
“You’re getting a vasectomy. That’s final.”
“I was a joke, baby. I swear.”
“Dogs don’t wear clothes!”
“I didn’t think you could get any less romantic…”
“Safety first. What are you? FIVE?”
“This is girl talk, so leave.”
“Where am I going? Crazy. Wanna come?”
“There’s a herd of them!”
“Do you think I’m scared of a woman?”
“They’re not your kids, back the f*ck off.”
“You’re a nerd.”
“I’m late.”
“Just get home as soon as possible, okay?!”
“You smell like a wet dog.”
“I could punch you right now.”
“Are you going to talk to me?”
“Welcome back. Now fucking help me.”
“If you can’t sleep…we could have sex?”
“Flea markets don’t carry fleas, you know?”
“Here, take my blanket.”
“I don’t want you to stop.”
“How could I ever forget about you?”
“You’re bleeding all over my carpet.”
“Run for it!”
“We need to talk.”
“Not everyone is out to get you. Stop thinking that. It’s annoying.”
“I want a pet.”
“Just smile, I really need to see you smile right now.”
“I’m not wearing a dress.”
“I’m not wearing a tie.”
“Quit beating me up!”
“Please put your penis away.”
“It’s a Texas thing.”
“Don’t argue. Just do it.”
“I hope I’m never stuck with you on a deserted island.”
“Does he know about the baby?”
“Hold still.”
“I just ironed these pants!”
“Enough with the sass!”
“Show me what’s behind your back.”
“I’m not going to be sympathetic until you go to a doctor.”
“Fine, don’t say anything and make me worry.”
“Stay awake.”
“STOP INTERRUPTING ME!”
“You’re not interested, are you?”
“I’m not buying ikea furniture again.”
“Tell me you need me.”
“Oh honey, I’d never be jealous of you.”
“I’m telling you. I’m haunted.”
“I had a bad dream again.”
“Have I mentioned, I fucking hate Halloween.”
“It’s Christmas, don’t be mad at me.”
“You’re not going to starve yourself on Thanksgiving.”
“The store ran out of Easter eggs.”
“How could you forget your son’s birthday?”
“You can only suffer through my whining for so long until you get up and make me a sandwich.”
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jumindoesisgay · 6 years
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Everything okay? Love your blog, hun
Everything's awesome!! ty for asking
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jumindoesisgay · 6 years
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hey!! could we get RFA/minor trio (or just RFA if it's a lot) on MC asking them to go with her to get a tattoo that means a lot to her? (it would be on MC obv) thank u!!!
I can do all of them it’s nbd!!
Zen
He’s not the type to get tattoos himself, but he loves seeing other people’s tattoos and learning all of their meanings!
He’ll listen to you explain the meaning behind your tattoo and hype how awesome and cool it’ll look
Yoosung
He loves that idea!!
Honestly he really likes tattoos but he doesn’t have the pain tolerance to get one
Rather, he likes simple cute tattoos, big ones intimidate him
When he goes with you he’s super impressed by how well you handle the pain!
Jaehee
She’s a little hesitant at first about you getting a tattoo
Like she’s the type of person that’ll remind you the tattoo’s gonna be on your body forever are you sure you wanna get it?
But once you explain to her that it means a lot to you she’s definitely willing to go and support you!
She’s incredibly calm the whole time and is ready with reassuring words if you show any sort of pain
Jumin
He’s more interested in your reasoning of getting a tattoo than the fact that you’re getting a tattoo
Like he’s kinda prestigious and not the type to do it himself
But he’s quicker to support you than Jaehee was
Seven
“Hey MC u should get a tramp stamp instead”
He’s excited to go with you with you and look at all the tattoos in the tattoo book
“Hey MC pick out the shittiest and most obnoxious looking tattoo for me to get on my forehead”
He’s just generally a huge annoyance and an embarrassment
But once you get the tattoo he’s so into it! it looks so good and it suits u sm MC
V
He’s super artsy and creative so he’s all for it
And he just unprompted says “your body your choice don’t let me hold you back”
You’re just like “?? Yea I know I want to do it”
He’s impressed and proud of how well you handled getting it
He compliments the tattoo once it’s finished and points out little things about it that he likes
Saeran
Y’all’ve seen his arm and with his aesthetic he def has more tattoos
So he knows all the places to get a quality tattoo and he’s not hesitant to tell you how much it’s gonna hurt depending on the place
Vanderwood
They’re pretty neutral about it
Like they aren’t opposed to tattoos but they’re not so into it that they’d get overly excited
They’re supportive of the idea of getting one though, don’t get me wrong! 
Once you’ve gotten it tho they’re pretty into it!
They’ll tell you about how much they think it suits you and that it’s well done
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jumindoesisgay · 6 years
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you’re my 707th follow, congrats!!😆
This is the greatest honor,, the greatest privilege ,
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jumindoesisgay · 6 years
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Headcanons for MC (she's not in a relationship with anyone) wearing a mistletoe headband and asks for kisses from the whole RFA? (Late af)
dw my answer is later af also hey im alive
Zen
“MC don’t let the beast inside of me awaken”
He’s happy to oblige, leaning down and kissing you extra dramatically
He’ll tease you about it sometimes, but he won’t assume you were trying to initiate anything from it
Also he gets super pouty when he finds out you did the same to everyone else
Yoosung
“What MC no that’s so weird this is so embarrassing why do you want to kiss-”
He’s a flustered mess
It’ll take a little peer pressure coaxing to get him to actually do it
But eventually he’ll do it
And blush the entire time
Jaehee
“You wanna kiss me? Like….. as friends?”
Jaehee p lease
She’s probably the only one who won’t actually kiss you
Like MC this is so childish I thought you were above this
Jumin
He doesn’t even hesitate
Leans down and plants a two second kiss on ur lips with no words
You went up to him and were just planning on messing with him, fully expecting him to deny you
But then bam
You’re the one left a blushing, awkward mess
Seven
“Ohohoho?”
He’s teasing you so much, like MC you want a kiss from moi? you love and adore me so much?
He spends at least five minutes fucking with you, just all in all acting like a bitch
But ofc he’ll kiss you, and then say this every time you do something that upsets/annoys/inconveniences him:
“MC how could you?! Did our kiss mean nothing??!!”
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jumindoesisgay · 6 years
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I saw tat your requests were open!! So I had to ask RFA + minor trio with an MC who follows the lazy rule: if you're laying down/sitting and something falls out of reach and you can't get it, it's gone forever "baaaaaabbbbeee can you get that for me? I can't reach it"
FUCK i accidentally hit publish instead of queue oh well
Zen
“Anything for you, babe”
He’s sweet about it at first, doing whatever you ask
But he’ll eventually get a little annoyed
He’ll get it for you, but be prepared for him to give you a lil shove on the shoulder or slap on the back of your head
Yoosung
He’s really half and half
If he doesn’t mind getting up, he’ll grab whatever you dropped/need for you
But if he’s feeling lazy he’s not doing it
If you somehow convince him to pause his gaming or log off, and he finds out you just wanted him to get you something seven feet from you
He rarely gets mad but hoo boy
That’s probably the only time he’s actually mad at you
Jaehee
are u kidding mc
Like she’s gonna lose a little respect for you from doing this
But nevertheless she’ll get you stuff if you ask, but expect to be chided for it
Jumin
“Why are you asking me we have employees for a reason”
He’s not gonna put up with this at all
Even the first time you ask he’s gonna just flat out say no
Like he’s not about to encourage your laziness get up and get it ur a grown person
Seven
He can relate
He does this all the time with Vanderwood, Saeran, or really anyone else that is within a shouting distance from him
If he’s standing he’ll get it for you, but you better be prepared to do the same for him
V
“MC I’m blind I don’t know where it is”
If he can get it for you, he will
But tbh you’re better off just giving up or getting it yourself
Saeran
?? are your legs broken?? no?? then get it urself
He’s really sweet in general, and he’ll do p much everything for you
But he draws the line at getting your phone from the table when you’re both sitting at the same couch
Vanderwood
They Will Not Be Having This
They already put up with enough of this shit with Seven they’re pretty frickin pissed that you’re pulling this shit too
It’s a little more bearable since it’s you
But expect them to be mad if you call them into the room to get the tv remote that’s ten feet away
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jumindoesisgay · 7 years
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Hi! Can you do RFA+V and Saeran reaction to an MC who's always cold? (Sorry if you've already done something like this before)
Fuck me i’ve been so cold as of late so i can high key relate to this
Zen
He’s willing to adjust the thermostat
But like, he’s a broke bitch so it’ll have to stay below 80
Yoosung
He’s cold a lot too
So he’s relieved your place’s heat is up as high as his
You can have expensive heat bills together
Jaehee
Momma hen is always prepared
She always keeps handwarmers and a spare jacket with her
Jumin
He starts carrying a blanket around with him
Like literally if he’s just walking around with you he has a blanket between his arm and side
That way if you’re ever stuck outside you won’t get too cold
Seven
Okay get ready for him to make fun of you a lot
“What the hell MC it’s 90 degrees out how are you cold??”
After roasting you he’ll always give you his jacket
V
He get’s p cold p quickly too
So like, he gets it
Y’all can cuddle together by the fire wrapped in thirty blankets
aww how romantic
Saeran
He’s always hot so like
He doesn’t get it
But he’ll still keep a few extra blankets around for you to get by in his freezing below zero house
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jumindoesisgay · 7 years
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Whoas (Would you be open to request??) MC wants to binge watch everything on netflix would the RFA+Saeran+V+Vanderwood be open to watch with them??
Zen
Pillow fort!! hot chocolate!! popcorn!!
He’s ready to blow off everything for the day and binge a bunch of shows
Particularly the sappy romance movies
He’s a sucker for a good romcom
Yoosung
He’s spent the majority of his college years binging random media
So he’s ready to binge all of Netflix
Jaehee
She’s the master binger
Anytime she’s not at work she’s binging movies or musicals
So ofc she’s open to watching everything Netflix has to offer with you
So long as she has time off
Jumin
He does not have the attention span for this
Like he can do things for a while at a time, but watching TV is not one of them
He can watch about three episodes at once then he needs a break
Seven
Hell yeah he’s ready to blow off work
Just fuckin marathon everything and eat all the HBC he’s hoarded over the years
V
He’s not really into binging shows
Every once in a while he’ll sit down with you and try to understand what’s happened since he last watched it with you
He’ll just walk by the couch with an apple or a cup of water whenever he feels like you’ve been eating too much junk
Saeran
He’ll binge with you
And he’ll just sit there with you. With a blank expression on his face the entire time
But he’s super into it
Sometimes he’ll laugh or cry, but it’s so quiet he denies it ever happened
Vanderwood
???
They don’t have time for this
They’re willing to watch a few episodes at a time, but they don’t want to just sit down and marathon everything
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jumindoesisgay · 7 years
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May I request MC telling the RFA that she wants to wait until marriage to do the *ahem* frick frack?
Zen
He’s very not celibate
But he’s a very kind man that loves you so much??
Your comfort and safety is all that matters to him
So he’ll wait for/with you
Yoosung
He’s not religious, but he’s a bit old fashioned in his thinking
So he wants to wait for marriage to frick frack too
Jaehee
She doesn’t really care much
Sex isn’t what defines a relationship, and you love each other
Until the two of you get married, you can just cuddle and kiss and watch Zen’s musicals
Jumin
100% he wants to wait for marriage too
He’s honestly relieved that you’re on the same page as him
Seven
He’s like , opposite of Yoosung
Religious but not celibate
But ofc he’s not about to do anything to make you uncomfortable!!
He’s more than happy to wait for marriage
V
Like Jumin, he’s celibate
He was raised as a Christian in more or less the same environment as Jumin
So they’re gonna have similar beliefs 
Saeran
Tbh? he’s completely neutral
He’s chill for having sex and he’s chill for not having sex until you get married
Everyone headcanons him as really kinky and stuff but like… I appreciate my neutral graysexual saeran
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