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Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

#ghjdkfglfkdjsh #lol #i love this website

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What's the punishment for breaking the laws of physics?

10-15 years in prism.

#lol

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Guys. I can feel it already. THIS is the year. This is the year that Jonathan Harker will go on his business trip with no issue. Just a lovely train ride through Europe where he collects paprika recipies for Mina, meets some friendly, living people looking to buy properties in England, and then returns home safely.

Free him from the time loop.

#dracula

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the thing about soundtracks is. if it has a track called '[woman's name]'s theme' in the album somewhere it's going to blow your tits clean off

#music

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Doodling at lunch an’ thinkin bout Disney Princess Kylo Ren and then Snow White, Blood Red came to mind and then this appeared

Diggin’ that knight burial imagery

#oh this. this is beautiful #star wars #my burning garbage son

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I can’t stop drawing this weirdo

#my burning garbage son #star wars

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Rey-a-Day 97

#star wars #sequel squad

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#lol #lotr

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Thinking about how these scenes are right after each other, only seconds apart.. Vader surprisingly showing leniency by referring to Luke as a boy and suggesting that he be turned to their side instead of being eliminated, followed by Luke saying that he’s doing all this for his father. Father and son looking for one another: Vader knowingly so in an attempt to find what was lost and Luke unknowingly so in an attempt to find a new future. So similar and yet so full of contrast and the first clue.

#star wars

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You’re a good man, Finn.

#finn my beloved #star wars

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Eowyn, shieldmaiden of Rohan, and Faramir, son of the Steward

#lotr

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To the tune of the Spongebob Themesong

oooooohhhhh

Who lives in a Hobbit hole under the ground?

(Bilbo Baggins)

He’s shorter than most, but still kind-of round!

(Bilbo Baggins)

If your journey needs burglars to steal cups and rings

(Bilbo Baggins)

Then knock on his door and just start to sing!

(Bilbo Baggins)

#lol #the hobbit

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I know that we like never see glasses in middle earth (that I can recall anyway) but in my heart Elrond uses them to read.

#lotr #headcanon accepted

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As many of you know, I recently purchased an Uruk-Hai scimitar.

Well let me tell you, it was quite the pragmatic purchase. It has endless uses in my morning routine.

Such as making the bed:

Making toast:

Getting things off high shelves:

Making coffee:

Reaching the remote when it’s too far away:

And assisting me when I ran out of toilet paper:

I don't know how I survived life without it.

#lol #lotr #good for you op

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THE RETURN OF THE KING (2003) dir. Peter Jackson

#lotr

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Reepicheep could just walk into Mordor. Easy-peasy.

He could definitely get there, but he wouldn't be my first pick as Ringbearer. I definitely don't think he'd have it any easier than Frodo and Sam. If I had to send Narnians to do the Fellowship's jobs, here's who I'd send:

Reepicheep could kill the Witch King of Angmar

Puddleglum and Hwin could take the Ring to Mordor

Caspian could take the Paths of the Dead, with assorted Old Narnians (Trumpkin, Trufflehunter, etc.) as backup. Drinian is along to sail the ships.

Puzzle could unwittingly contact Sauron via Palantir

Tumnus is my pick for improvising Boromir's funeral lament. We know he's musical and HHB shows that he thinks fast on his feet

On the flip side:

Faramir could stamp out the Green Lady's fire

Bilbo could joyously take the coracle over the edge of the world (unless it's the First Age, in which case it's definitely Eärendil)

Sam would do the Jill thing and rescue Puzzle from the stable, then immediately speed bond and refuse to let anyone hurt him

Any number of Middle Earth warriors could do single combat with Miraz, but I think Aragorn would come up with the plan on the spot the way Peter does. Very similar vibe to the attack on the Black Gate

Also:

Father Christmas could hand out gifts and cryptic advice in Lothlorien; Galadriel could arm the Pevensies and patch up the Beavers' dam

Lucy stands the best chance of anyone at finding the Entwives

Pippin and Cor would have a lot to discuss re: first experience in battle. Pippin and Corin would have a lot to discuss re: everything else

Ramandu and Coraikin have a biweekly book club with Tom Bombadil and Goldberry. Gandalf is also invited, but only pops by once in a great while

#lotr #narnia

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I feel like we significantly underestimate the amount of weird fucking people who must live in Rivendell. It's a sanctuary, it's run by a really nice cosmic horror, it's a place of healing, it's definitely haunted by now. And it's absolutely the place where all the elves who aren't allowed in civil society end up. There's an old Feanorian diehard living next to one of Thingol's bodyguards and they hate each other and constantly argue about who gets to guard Elrond. (Glorfindel never participates in the argument, but he usually wins it). There is at least one person who's absolutely supposed to be dead hiding there under a fake name. There's a whole flock of half-elves just kind of vibing there. I assume there's at least one reformed orc who like, works in the library.

Just, I'd love to hear about all the strange people who've washed up in Rivendell over the years because I bet there are some stories there. I want to write about my own OC blorbos but I have far too many WIPs as it is.

#lotr