jaykorianddickkoriforlife

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it’s easy to forget, so I’ll remind y’all: you can make fantasy versions of anything. yes even things you might not think about. like soil types. I am thinking of fantasy soil types right now

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Haunted

had a sketch of this idea and even colortested it like 3 years ago but i guess i didn’t feel confident enough in it or whatever and then i just forgot about it… until now lol. some ideas need some time ”in the drawer” i guess

materials: posca, molotov, pitt artist pens + minor touchups and effects in csp

#sabaku no gaara #gaara of the sand #gaara

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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

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talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip

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EXCUSE ME THERE IS A PLANT THAT CAN MIMIC FAKE PLANTS?????

IT'S CALLED A BOQUILA TRIOFOLIOLATA AND IT'S FUCKING WITH MY BRAIN

IT APPARENTLY CAN MIMIC OTHER PLANTS AND AT FIRST I WAS LIKE "oh cool man it must take it's genetic code and copy it or feel the roots or something like that!! :3"

AND THEN I READ AN ARTICLE ON IT AND THESE FUCKING PARAGRAPHS HIT ME LIKE A BUS

LIKE READ THIS SHIT

WHAT THE FUCK MOTHER NATURE

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New type of narrator. Not unreliable narrator but narrator whose need for therapy is definitely influencing this story.

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I really think everyone needs to truly internalize this:

Fictional characters are objects.

They are not people. You cannot "objectify" them, because they have no personhood to be deprived of. They have no humanity to be erased. You cannot "disrespect" them, because they are not real.

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"I will replace you. Don't try me. Not. Today." I threaten the inanimate object that's refusing to work after a long day from work, and suddenly, it works.

“really?” I say to inanimate objects that are not working like they usually do

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Harry: Hey

Ron: Hey, where’s Draco?

Harry: Oh, he’s at the Grimmauld Place, putting up decorations for Pansy’s birthday party tonight

Hermione: And you’re not helping?

Harry: I tried, but apparantly singing “I will survive” in a helium voice is not helping

#drarry #hes kicked out of decorating duties unfortunately #harry potter #draco malfoy #incorrect drarry quotes #incorrect harry potter quotes #drarry squad #drarry gang

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how can lawyers argue without crying 

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do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

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hey bud, would you mind pinning me to something and letting me struggle against your weight for a while? it’s good for my mental health

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being a fan of a friend's ocs is actually so humiliating....... like yes my favourite character rn is tragically doomed and a pillar of humanity who i think is relevant to the current world. you can find information about them on discord dot com and sometimes in late-night conversations with this guy i know. what the fuck

#this post is also about c!mim. c!mim you're a fucking asshole and you're the worstbest ever

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the fact that we need 8 hours of sleep is ridiculous we should only need 4 and the other 4 should be used to be cozy in your bed and rub your legs together like a cricket and listen to music and think about your little scenarios

#me

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You have to recognize your capacity for harm. You cannot omit the harm you've done to others to remain "good." Anybody can be a bigot. Anyone can be an abuser. Anyone can harm anyone at any time even those who have been harmed themselves. The world is not made up of victims and villains only, this is life, not a Saturday morning cartoon and you are a human being who can or maybe even has hurt others and you HAVE to acknowledge that to learn to be better.

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wheelchairs and canes and glasses and hearing aids and every single other disability aid should be free btw and if you disagree i hate you