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kinkssssssssss

KINK RATING TIME!!

Send me a kink and I’ll rate it! 

No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know |

#hahaha #i have no life #its 2 in the morning #i should go to sleep #who cares #ooo the tags are long tonight

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look. Im bisexual but TED BUNDY AS A FUCKING RAPIST AND SHOULD NOT BE LOVED IN ANY SHAPE OR FORM.

Ted bundy isn't ugly, you're just a lesbian

Congratulations, this is the worst ask I’ve ever gotten

#this is stupid #tw rape

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WE NEED MORE OF DIS

Yandere God going after a innocent demon female reader ( hazbin hotel ) headcanons. Both Sfw and Nsfw.

Yandere God with an innocent demon s/o

You are the ONLY demon in heaven, he makes sure everyone knows just how special you are!

No one is allowed to mess with you in anyway, he’s very protective of you and makes sure you are safe at all times

He tries to keep you close at all times, even showing you off to Lucifer himself, everyone knows you

Nsft

He’s all over you, he’s very physical and loves to feel every part of you, he’s gentle when feeling you up

When not feeling you up, he’s pretty rough and wild, often accidentally hurting you and having to heal you afterwards

Hell, he’s fucked you on the thrown more than once, he doesn’t care if anyone sees, in fact that makes it better!

#god x reader hazbin hotel #god hazbin hotel #gjvnfiusowgbaziovfa

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oh boy

scars in fiction: I got this trying to save my lover from an assassin- but tragically, I was too late. now I carry the mark of my failure with me always, and I can never forget~

scars in real life: so I was trying to open macaroni sauce with a paring knife

#I tried to grab an untamed cockatiel to trasport it #from the carrier to the cage #and now have multiple scars on my fingertips.

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TA DA

I made a thing

If you want to make a thing click below

@nursegracecreates. Make a thing

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this is more true than my existence

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I fucking woke up at 2 30 today and thought it was 7 30

Reblog if your sleep schedule is a mess.

#girl help #im dyin here

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OHHHH

LEMME MARRY YOU VHJDFSPOKIJEJF0PWFJJGFJ

halftones are always fun

#cries #why is he so sexy #and bad #hahvgohvghfub

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CONGRATS GIRLLLLLL

GUYS IM ONE OF THE TOP VALENTINO BLOGSSSS SHSGWHWHHWHA

People r either gonna love me or hate me

#go go go #power

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Ayo what's your favorite color:0

uhhhhhhhhh

ima say green(yes i`m gay) and black cuz it goes with everything

#yayyy finally

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BAAABAHHAHHHAHAHA

I CANT B R E A T H E

Val: Daddy needs a new pair of shoes

Vox: Daddy needs some fucking therapy

Submitted by @EdenLovesAllie on Twitter

#idk lol #frick me #i should be working #in class #but still #i dont give a fuck

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Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.

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Hello please reblog this if you’re okay with people sending you random asks to get to know you better

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WE DONT DRINK TEA HERE .JUST MONSTER ENERGY AND HYPE-

quick what’s ur opinion on tea. everyone who sees this is obligated to answer in some way

#idk #i have no life #so here you go

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YES TO THE MOON AND BACK

WAIT WHAT IF OFFENDER HAD HEATS LIKE EJ

I thought so too 😌

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OK SO@smutty-ki113r@happy-mimin@velvet-cake-of-hell@justavalentinosimp LOVE YALL

Reblog if you’ve made amazing friends online and are grateful for their existence