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Aziraphale definitely owns some fuzzy socks, me and my mutuals have decided!

This quickly evolved into the headcanon that tiny snek Crowley crawls into these fuzzy socks.

Enjoy

#look I know it's kinda canon that crowley doesn't like being in his serpent form #but I elect to ignore canon when it comes between me and cute little serpent crowley #good omens #ineffable husbands #crowley #crowley (good omens) #aziracrow #aziraphale

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It's funny how we condem Mike for pouring syrup onto his eggs, yet we throw eggs in cakes without batting an eye.

Egg by nature appears to be neutral before you do something with it. It can be used for so many things and consumed in so many contexts.

Now, considering the fact that Mike was raised in a household that presumingly didn't use spices (we've seen their chicken. It's not great), is it really that odd that he looked at something that tasted like nothing and poured something that tasted of something onto it? Turning the neutral vessel into a sweet breakfast dish.

I do judge him, but I really shouldn't, because I do pour syrup into my porridge and it probably tastes like more on it's own than those eggs.

#dude was really just being ressourceful #he was raised to believe that salty food is spicy food #and those eggs were probably not even salted #and even if they were #i salt my porridge too #just a pinch #mike wheeler might not be that quirky #just trying to challenge his tastebuds #like i wouldn't do it #but maybe he was desperate? #i think we should analyse this further #stranger things #mike wheeler #byler

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Bold of you to assume there's even two personal spaces for them to like. There is only the one.

Random people on Twitter: Mike is sooo clingy. Idk, how Will is going to deal with it once they’re finally together~ This is Will, he likes personal space. This is Mike, he also likes Will’s personal space—

Meanwhile, Will in canon:

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Can't believe I missed byler day, because the english drama club that I'm part of had their last perfomance of the semester that day, followed by an epic after party, which mellowed out into a hangout, which ended with me crashing at a friends place, but not really, because it was already 6am and the first bus would come at 7.30, so I reckoned I could just stay up one more hour. Then I wanted to get McDonalds at the central station, but they only had breakfast, but I wanted a burger, so I was disappointed. I had to fight sleep on the bus (the motion was soothing, it was tough) and finally made it into bed by 8 and slept through all of saturday.

My point being:

I had a great time, but not only did I completly forget about byler day because I was so exited for the performance and then partied my brains out, but byler didn't even cross my mind until today.

I hung out with gay people though, so I think they would've approved.

#i never though I would say this but: my real life is interfering with my online life #happy belated byler day #byler #cw: implied drinking #i mean I was at a party #for 7 hours #i was drunk #but i think I didn't make it a big thing in my post? #i think my biggest mistake was drinking before there was pizza

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Confession time:

Before I had watched Stranger Things I thought the 'stranger' in the title was as in 'the stranger', 'a stranger', a person.

And I thought, who is this stranger? And what are his things??

#i was so confused #😭 #stranger things #st #st4 #byler

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So I've been getting into digital art lately. I'm not very good yet, but I've decided to curse you with this blessing. Enjoy-

✨️BUFF BYERS✨️

#part 4? of me assuring you that I can in fact draw and posting crack anyway #suffer with me #I feel like it's a thing at this point #stranger things #will byers #mike wheeler #st4 #will byers is gay #i‘m sorry #fanart #byler

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Okay bylers,

If they were to make a spin-off of stranger things set in modern day and Mike and Will would have a small cameo of being happily together or whatever

Which actors would you want to play 50somethings Mike and Will?

#byler #I don't know much about actors but I swear I'll google all of them bc I'm invested #depending on how many people respond I'll put the most common suggestions in a poll and we can vote #no I'm not an undercover duffer doing this for ideas #though who knows #mike wheeler #will byers

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Okay, so I just saw a post asking which of the main/popular ships had said "I love you" to each other, other than mixed pickles.

The answer? Sta*cy (only censoring so it doesn't show up in their tag)

The others didn't.

They didn't have to.

There's actually this writing rule that if two characters have to kiss, so the reader/viewer knows they're in love, then they aren't written like they're in love. (Of course they can kiss, but it shouldn't be the only thing that obviously makes them a couple)

Same goes with saying "Ily", I guess.

Like, remember when Murray called Nancy out on only pretending to love Steve?

Maybe they had to tell each other that they're in love, to believe themselves that they're in love? To make the people around them/the audience believe they're in love?

(Well, at least Nancy, Steve still appears to ne somewhat in love? Idk.)

So then there's also Milkvan. Notice any patterns?

I mean, there's the monolog that on it's already does seem a bit like overcompensating from Mike's part and is not what El wants or needs to hear.

But like, El's insistance that he needs to say it. I get it, of course she wants to feel loved and she deserves to be loved.

Though, why doesn't she feel loved? Of course, when you've been dating for awhile and your partner doesn't say "ily", even though he has said it before and you keep saying it to him in your letters, that's a real bummer.

But those three words shouldn't be the only way you can tell if your partner loves you.

Especially if it's a fictional relationship, where the writers also have to convince us, the audience, that this is an actual romantic relationship that we're looking at.

While it is understandable that even if Mike were acting like he's in love with El, she would still like to have the reassurance of him saying it.

But we as the audience don't need reassurance.

We need proof. And that proof (lovingly staring into each others eyes, romantic tension, understanding each others non-verbal cues, etc.) in my opinion just isn't there.

In conclusion:

Why does Mike have to say it?

To make it real? To make it seem real?

Also there's this little scene

Will didn't have to say it

I know, context and stuff, this is actually about Mike calling himself an idiot.

But I do love subtext.

Also, I think I mentioned something about non-verbal cues possibly being a sign of love.

Thank you for reading.

#ily #sorry if it seems like I'm talking out of my a** #maybe other ships did say ? #anyway #these are my thoughts #byler #stranger things #will byers #mike wheeler #mike wheeler is gay #st4

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Michael "vandalising the bathroom stall" Wheeler and William "planning to commit fraud in vegas" Byers.

Boyfriends.

#byler #stranger things #will byers #mike wheeler #st4 #mike wheeler is gay #will byers is gay

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I'm loosing my mind over here

#this was NOT on my bingo card #but good for him #we're proud of you Noah! #byler #stranger things #will byers #noah schnapp

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Mike has numerous demons and they’re all gay

#mike wheeler is gay #his demons are too #byler #stranger things #will byers

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I‘m a "Ted Wheeler doesn’t give a shit about Mike kissing boys, as long as he does it behind closed doors" truther.

#is he homophobic? #Yes #he’d definitely say some shit like 'don‘t flaunt it in front of the neighbors' #but if he walks in on byler kissing in the living room? #he just pretends he doesn’t see them #byler #mike wheeler is gay #stranger things #st4

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I questioned my gender and figured out it might not quite be it, but it’s close enough and I have more important things to worry about rn.

Like, she/her pronouns do the job.

Though they/them pronouns are very nice, too.

So yeah, I‘ll unbox the gender crisis later.

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That’s actually a funny story.

Kit used to be my twin, but then traded me in bc his boyfriend at the time wanted to be my brother (I’m just that great) and that would have been kinda awkward, I guess.

But his boyfriend then became his girlfriend (genderfluid) and realized she’s a lesbian?

Idk, but now they’re dating in a merely platonic way.

Kit then wanted to be my twin again. Honestly, after a betrayal that deep, I was kinda hesitant, but we worked things out.

Also, why did it take you that long to find me? And you failed? Like, my screen name is in my url? Or did Kit not even mention my name?

Or is tumblr just that difficult?

Anyway, I‘m glad I was able to be of such inconvenience 😊

*BANGS DRAMATICALLY ON YOUR DOOR*

EXCUSE ME

EXCUSE ME

IS THIS IPSO?? KIT'S TWIN???

Sorry for the late reply, but I thought you might be the fbi or something and I had to confirm with Kit first if I have to lie for him. /j

Though he said that you‘re simply determined befriend all of his friends via tumblr asks.

And while you’re approach does seem rather aggressive, if it works for you, who am I to correct you.

Yes, I’m his actually totally real legit, long lost twin.

Nice to meet you, friend of Kit!

#now I‘m curious #like did you gossip about me? #did Kit say mean things? #do I have to disown him again? #honestly you seem like an okay person but I‘m still scared #kit's friends

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*BANGS DRAMATICALLY ON YOUR DOOR*

EXCUSE ME

EXCUSE ME

IS THIS IPSO?? KIT'S TWIN???

Sorry for the late reply, but I thought you might be the fbi or something and I had to confirm with Kit first if I have to lie for him. /j

Though he said that you‘re simply determined befriend all of his friends via tumblr asks.

And while you’re approach does seem rather aggressive, if it works for you, who am I to correct you.

Yes, I’m his actually totally real legit, long lost twin.

Nice to meet you, friend of Kit!

#answered asks

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Love how El and Will take turns at being the sibling with the shortest hair, whilst Jonathan is just out there boy-punzeling all over the place

#will byers #jonathan byers #el hopper #byers siblings #willel

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St au where everything is the same, but communism is a metaphor for homosexuality.

Will proceeds to slowly seduce Mike into the communistic lifestyle.

No, I will not elaborate.

#it’s not my fault you don’t like capitalism #Mike still going through a gay crisis #like is this love or just a strong comrade feeling #all comrades want to hold hands right? #and kiss? #is being communistic gay? #communist Will Byers #byler #stranger things #mike wheeler #will byers #i‘m sorry #shit post