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Only $150 !  Please don’t allow my proud, public declaration for the Anti-Christ sway you from partaking in this amazing deal.  In hopes of resting your mind(s) at ease with my open admiration for Satan’s spawn, I decided to snap this photo next to a picture of another beloved, sacred entity of mine, Santa Claus along with a framed lithograph of rare leprechaun hand prints.

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VERY reasonable offer for this nearly new “Person Character” from “That Space Movies.”  “Person Character” does not come with “Lady Person.”

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This educational / instructional guide to Microsoft Word 2013 is SO riveting that I guarantee you will become entranced within the first page and breakin’ out your laptop by the second, regardless of your surroundings.  Twenty bucks and this “NeverEnding Story” of Microsoft Word guides is all yours.

**DISCLAIMER**  Do not glance inside book while on my property.  Please exit my property promptly after purchase.

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This little handcrafted gem is part of my new handcrafted bag line I like to call “Woodland Delights.”  This bag serves a dual purpose as it deters most thieves while keeping up with today’s fashions.  “Skunk Bag” is one of the various bags I offer within my “Woodland Delights” collection.  Other styles include:  Opossum Pouch, Raccoon Carryall, Bunny Backpack, Squirrel Clutch, Foxy Fanny-Pack, and Tit-Mouse Totes.  !! Deer Duffels coming soon!!

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Act now on this extremely rare and recently unearthed scooter from antiquity. Hurry before I decide to donate it to the Smithsonian.

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This show piece fits right in with any home decor.  Perfect for your coffee table, china cabinet, or atop your bedroom night-stand. This show piece is versatile.

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I’m a professional photographer only asking 30 bucks for “Ohio Winter” from my 2016 Stalker Collection.

Also available from same collection: “Autumn Walking to Your Mailbox” “Spring Getting into Your Car” and “Brushing Your Hair by the Window Summer.”

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Just a head’s up, the scissor lift is broken and won’t budge from its lift position. Hence the cheap asking price.

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I’m more than willing to negotiate the price on this introspective telescope as it refuses to focus upward by only focusing downward. Though I’m certain it’s trying to communicate with me, I’m just out to smoke weed and stare at stars planets, not tryin’ to decode its philosophical drivel.

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Sellin’ both adult and kid crutches for only 1/1000 of the price the hospital would charge you. So if you or a kid you know is suffering from a brake or sprain from the hips down, find a ride to my place and crawl your way to behind my shed where I keep and sell all my quality 20 buck crutches. Lemme know ahead of time if you or a kid you know might also be needin’ diabetic medicine and/or asthma inhalers and I may be able to work out a bundled price for you. 

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Selling 5 Anonymous, Guy Fawkes masks for  $15.  I will only accept payment after you’ve answered a series of riddles from various, random deep web sites that once answered correctly will transport you to a designated deep web site wherein my cell number will be broadcast using one of the many known cyphers that you must decipher within a 2 minute window. Regardless whether you have cracked the code or failed the site will delete itself after the 2 minute time frame. If you were successful in obtaining my cell number you will then send me a one-time message sent ONLY from a burner phone paid for at your expense. Once your one time message has been confirmed by me you will immediately receive a prompt by me as to where you will be sending your bitcoin payment of 0.000266774 ($15) before immediately microwaving your new burner phone. As soon as payment has been recovered by me I will send 1 mask carrying drone to a location that happened to be the answer to the third riddle provided from the beginning. After mask carrying drone completes its task, please douse drone with the kerosene accompanied with your purchase then set it ablaze with the matches that were also along with your delivery.

OR, if all of this is too much you can message me through this app and we can swap masks for 15 bucks in a Burger King parking lot or something. Either way.

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VERY REAListic taxidermied REAL shark. This shark IS REAL. EVERY part you see IS REAL. From the REAL shark’s REAL yellow eyes & black pupils to the REAL shark’s REAL plastic skin. Only asking for 450 REAL dollars.

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Old fashioned wood stove.  This wood stove will take you back to the days when the wood would go into the...um...back to the days  when you’d open up the...the...huh...the days when you’d light it by...ugh, hmmm. Well the wood stove is negotiable until we can both figure out how it works or are able to even identify it as a wood stove.

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Look, there’s colorful wheels then there’s colorful wheels, amma right?  THIS happens to be one of “those” colorful wheels, hence the $50 asking price. Cause everyone knows there’s wheels of color and then there’s wheels of color, ya know?

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If I was any more descriptive I’d have to raise my price from $5 to $7.

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Mmmm mmm, Peachy AND Buttery slime. Just 7 dollars! Can you eat it? Can you play with it? Is it safe? These are all questions you can find out on your own after you purchase it. What fun!!!

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On a serious note there wasn’t much I could say that the seller didn’t already say himself. I, on the other hand, would have thrown it away instead of selling it. 

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