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inkcalamities · 3 days
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this was the best study i've ever done!! i'm very very happy 😭❤️
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inkcalamities · 3 days
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ppl are saying euphoria is unrealistic but when i was in middle school me and my mom had to run away from my father because he wanted to sold me to the yakuza to become a pro athlete
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inkcalamities · 4 days
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He’s a floof *covers up all the bodies*
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inkcalamities · 7 days
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inkcalamities · 11 days
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jean i'm so sorry
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inkcalamities · 11 days
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inkcalamities · 22 days
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The Unhinged or whatever that chinese bl show was called
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inkcalamities · 24 days
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bad blood is one hell of an episode. it literally opens with mulder straight-up murdering a regular teenager via stake-through-the-heart and he and scully are like pretty sure the FBI is going to be sued and they're going to be doing some serious jail time. except both of them remember the story differently. scully's story is predictably logical and straight-forward. the killer was drugging his victims before bleeding them out, mimicking a vampire attack by wearing fake fangs (which are proven to be fake. this is crucial. this kid was wearing plastic fangs when mulder stabbed him. in the chest. with a wooden stake.) what is also crucial is that mulder was a victim of this murderer's attack and so he was tripping hard when scully intercepts the killer. mulder - whilst tripping balls - is convinced that the killer has glowing eyes and flew across the room before running out the door. and so - whilst tripping balls - he gives chase and ends up stabbing the kid through the heart with a wooden stake.
and of course this is the x files and so while scully and mulder are arguing over who gave who the hardest time in their percieved series of events, it turns out that mulder was right. the kid was a vampire and the stake didn't actually kill him. the fangs were fake because he was copying the sorts of vampires that you see in books and on tv. he was a real vampire.
and it's not just the kid. there are bunches of vampires, including the sheriff. the whole town are just. vampires. the lot of 'em. and the second they're found out, they just up and leave without a trace.
sometimes the extent to which mulder turns out to be right in this show is borderline ludicrous, it's amazing, I love it. but what was even better was that the biggest point of contention between scully and mulder's stories wasn't even the vampire thing, it was whether or not the sheriff was actually hot.
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inkcalamities · 2 months
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AND I CAN’T FIGHT THIS FEELING ANYMOOOOORE
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inkcalamities · 2 months
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discord is too social for me. ideal level of online communication for me is via prev tags
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inkcalamities · 2 months
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inkcalamities · 2 months
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Officer they did nothing wrong <3
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inkcalamities · 2 months
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inkcalamities · 2 months
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⚡️DEATH IS ONLY TEMPORARY I’LL LOVE YOU FOREVER!!!⚡️
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inkcalamities · 2 months
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It’s wild to me that in early 2023 there was a horror comedy featuring a classic literary monster that heavily relied on bright teal in the marketing. And in 2024 there’s a horror comedy featuring a DIFFERENT classic literary monster that heavily relies on bright teal in the marketing.
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inkcalamities · 2 months
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lisa frankenstein was so fun because it follows the slasher movie formula really closely, actually. it's just that instead of the main character being the final girl, you're seeing everything from the perspective of the slasher villain. and the slasher villain thinks she's in a romcom.
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inkcalamities · 3 months
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The fight scenes in this show are truly on another level:
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[A Shop for Killers, Episode 04]
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