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Stormblade: Baaabe! Come back to bed!

Nightfall: Not now, Storm. I’m not done with my online banking.

Stormblade: (face in her pillow) Fuck! That’s so HOT!

Nightfall: That’s why I do it.

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Flameslinger: Don’t you think Kaos was being a little fatphobic when he called Bash chubby?

Terrafin: You’re right. I’ll add "fatphobe" to the "list of Reasons why Kaos is problematic", right underneath all of his various war crimes.

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Sprocket: -So my parents would tell me "No, don't get a tattoo! They're painful, expensive, permanent, and you might get addicted and want another one!"

Gearshift: ...Right.

Sprocket: But then they'd also tell me that I should have kids-!

Gearshift: *Calculating...* ...You have a good point.

Sprocket: Thank you!

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Jet-Vac: Does everyone remember their chores for today? I'm watering the flowers.

Spyro: Vacuum the carpet.

Stealth Elf: Wash the dishes.

Eruptor: Cook dinner.

Pop Fizz: Pretend to be a wolverine!

Jet-Vac: (to Pop Fizz) Not even close, but I’ve learned not to argue.

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Wolfgang: I’m sorry kid, you want me to what?

High Five: Well, Wolfy- Wait, am I allowed to call you ‘Wolfy’?

Wolfgang: 'Wolfgang' is fine, kid.

High Five: Right, I guess that would be kinda weird what with the whole ‘exile’ thing…

Wolfgang: Look, kid, I’m getting arrested here. You mind getting to the point?

High Five: Oh, right, yes, I guess you would be in kind of a rush considering your circumstances. Uh, look, I just have this music studies 101 paper that’s due like, eugh, tomorrow and, as you can imagine, music’s not really my forte, I’m more into aeronautics and that’s beside the point- Look, your dossier on the cultural impact of rock is revolutionary and, honestly, if it wasn’t for the fact that you’re a wanted terrorist, you’d be one of the biggest faces in the field, so I was wondering if I could leverage you for some…. uncredited help?

Wolfgang: ….

High Five: …Please?

Wolfgang: (tearing up) ...You think my work is revolutionary?

High Five: Is that a yes? Cause I can see the Trap Masters coming with the paddy wagon.

Wolfgang: (openly crying) Y-Yeah, sure kid, whatever…

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Blades: (punches Golden Queen in the face)

Golden Queen: Gah!! Damn it!!

Blades: Answer the question, Goldie!

Golden Queen: You little brat, you’ll pay for this!

Blades: (starts choking Golden Queen out) If you know what is good for your health you will not make me ask again, now answer the question!

Golden Queen: Alright, alright!! …The three branches of government are legislative, executive, and judicial.

Blades: (letting go) Damn it! I knew I got that question wrong…

Golden Queen: (struggling to breathe) Wait a minute, you already took the test?!

Blades: Man, shut up! The fuck are you still doing conscious?! (punches Golden Queen’s lights out)

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Dr. Krankcase: (mixing an alchemical brew) Hmm, yes, an interesting reaction.

Echo: …Bro, did you just mix oil and water and call it an ‘interesting reaction’?

Dr. Krankcase: You?! How did you get here?! How did you find my lair?!

Echo: I’m smart, and you’re basic.

Dr. Krankcase: I am not bas- What do you want?!

Echo: Well, I got a chemistry paper due tomorrow and Mags told me you’re apparently a great alchemist but, from what I’ve seen, I already know more than you. I’m out of here.

Dr. Krankcase: I’m a great alchemist! I know things! Where are you going?!

Echo: To go talk to- Get off me, man- To go talk to Pop Fizz or Bad Juju or any of the other ten million potion experts in Skylands.

Dr. Krankcase: But I know thi-!! Okay, I guess, just… forget I was here. Don’t tell Eon about us!

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ew tsael ta ,lleW ?ti t’nsi ,yaD s’looF lirpA s’ti ,hO :orypS !gnineppah driew gnihtyna tuoba yrrow ot evah t’nod

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(Nightfall and Astroblast walk up to a nightclub)

Astroblast: Aw man! We can't go in here Nightfall!

Astroblast: It says "18+"! There's only two of us!

Nightfall: You're so fucking stupid.

Nightfall: (pulling out her phone) Let's just invite more people.

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Fiesta: So, do you recognize any of these men?

Mabu: I was hiding in the bathroom stall, so I didn’t see his face. But I heard him. He was singing along to the music at the bar.

Fiesta: Do you remember what he was singing?

Mabu: I think it was that song, “I Want It That Way.”

Fiesta: Backstreet Bots, I’m familiar. Okay. (speaking into mic) Number one, could you please sing the opening to "I Want It That Way”?

Troll: Really? Okay. 🎵You are my fire.🎵

Fiesta: Number two, keep it going.

Cyclops: 🎵The one desire.🎵

Fiesta: Number three.

Spell Punk: 🎵Believe, when I say.🎵

Fiesta: Number four!

Arkeyan: 🎵I want it that way.🎵

Fiesta: 🎵Tell me why!🎵

Everyone: 🎶Ain’t nothing but a heartache!🎶

Fiesta: 🎵Tell me why!🎵

Everyone: 🎶Ain’t nothing but a mistake!🎶

Fiesta: 🎵Now number five!🎵

Berserker: 🎵I never want to hear you sayy-🎵

Fiesta: Whoo!

Everyone: 🎶I want it that way!🎶

Fiesta: Ah, chills! Literal chills.

Mabu: (tearing up) It was number five. Number five ate my brother.

Fiesta: By the Ancients, I forgot about that part.

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Spyro: We can’t lose because we have this! (points to his chest)

Jet-Vac: Heart?

Spyro: What? No, me. I’m pointing at me. I’m gonna win this whole thing for us.

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Cali: okay fucking fine guys lets make the most fucked up sandwich ever since that's all you want to do.

Cali: I’ll start: Bread

Hugo: Peanut butter

Flynn: Jelly

Hugo: Bread

Cali: guys…

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Spyro: (fucking dies)

Gill Grunt: Timer starts now! When is he coming back? I’m putting down two months.

Cynder: Bullshit, one month.

Sparx: Nah, month and a half.

Aurora: (sobbing) WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL?! SPYRO JUST DIED!!

Master Eon: Hey, can I get in on this action?

Aurora: UNCLE?!

Master Eon: Aurora, We’ve known Spyro a lot longer than you. We’ve done this song and dance. Anyway, put me down for three weeks.

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Ro-Bow: I don’t know what to say…

Ro-Bow: I’m at a ,’ , |,’_’ for words.

Wolfgang: How did you say that with your mouth?! HOW DID YOU FUCKING SAY THAT WITH YOUR MOUTH?!?!

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Whirlwind: (tied to a missile) Save me, cinder!

Cynder: (flying in) do not worry whirlwind i will by the way you are pretty

Spyro: yeehaw i love polyamory ---- Whirlwind: (thinking to herself) [sigh] If only...

Cynder: Hey Whirls! Whatcha thinking about?

Whirlwind: WAIUAUGH NOTHING NOT YOU NOT I MEAN MAYBE YOU BUT NOT LIKE THAT BUT I THINK I UHH YOU KNOW NOTHING THAT IMPORTANT-

Cynder:

Cynder: (concerned) Heyyyy... you good, buddy?

Whirlwind: Umm...

Whirlwind: Okay...here goes...

Whirlwind: (thinking) OKAY WHIRLWIND! HERE WE GO! YOU GOT THIS ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TELL HER THAT YOU THINK SHE IS PRETTY COOL, whatever you do, don't mess this up!! You got this, you've planned what you might say for YEARS! Okay, here we go. Ok, okay, ok, ok, ok, here we go. You go, Whirlwind!

Whirlwind: You are hot and I want to kiss you on the mouth.

Cynder:

Whirlwind:

Cynder:

(Whirlwind realizes what she just said)

Cynder:

Whirlwind:

Cynder: Sure, okay!

Whirlwind: (dejected) That's okay, I was just being-

Whirlwind: Wait what did you sa-

(Cynder kisses Whirlwind)

Whirlwind: (blushing profusely, thinking) by the fcukin ancien ts

Spyro: (walking in) Yeehaw I love polyamory.

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Cali: *trying to tell Flynn about her feelings while they’re watching fireworks*

Chill Bill commentating: Fireworks are in the air, Nighttime ambience, very opportune time for a confession…

Cali: Flynn I…

Broccoli Guy, also commentating: Is she gonna go for it?!

Chill Bill: AND SHE GOES FOR IT!…THIS MAY BE THE BEST CONFESSION SHE’S MADE-

Flynn, obviously: These fireworks are great huh?

Broccoli Guy: Ooh! Interference by fireworks, Flynn did not hear her!

Chill Bill: It was a very strong offensive on Cali’s part, but unfortunately her opponent is very dumb!

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Sprocket: (cram-studying)

Sprocket: …...Argh!! (gets up, leaves the room)

(...)

(Sprocket comes back dragging Coco Bandicoot by the arm, plops her next to her, goes back to studying)

Coco Bandicoot: (cuddles up to Sprocket) Better?

Sprocket: Better.

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Whirlwind: So why do you have a crush on Echo?

Blades: Why do I-? Ha! Where do you wish to begin? Shall I give tribute to her might? Like the Amazons of the ancient times? Or to her beauty that rivals Aphrodite herself?! Or to her golden, glowing heart, gifted by Hestia, capable of soothing the damned souls of Hades and calm the torrential storm that is a child of Zeus…

Whirlwind: All right, fair enough… So why do you have a crush on High Five?

Blades: He shared his Cheez-Its with me and I thought that was very sweet of him.

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