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FUTURE QUOTES WILL BE ON THIS BLOG FROM NOW ON
I also decided to focus on being a general Skylanders incorrect quotes blog, rather than focusing on the dragons. I've already got some quotes lined up, but it'll probably take a while for me to begin posting on the new account until I get everything ready.
This blog will not be deleted, I'll keep it around for archive purposes. If you want to submit a quote or ask a question, please do so on the new blog.
Thank you for understanding.
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I’m gonna be honest, I’m considering switching accounts
As some of you may know, my posts basically disappeared from the Skylanders tag a few days ago, and still haven’t reappeared. Hell, I’m not even sure this post will be in the tag either. As a test, I looked up my blog and it didn’t even appear in tumblr’s search bar.
I remember another incorrect quotes blog I follow on my main account that had a similar problem, and apparently this only happened while they were using a secondary account. They switched to a main account and these problems haven’t cropped up for them since.
If this doesn’t change soon I might have to move to a main account, but as of now I don’t really see a whole lot of options.
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Drobot: When I first met you, I thought you were weird and annoying.
Zap:
Drobot:
Zap: And?
Drobot: You are.
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My posts haven’t been showing up in the Skylanders tag for a couple of days, at least for me. I thought this was just something wrong with Tumblr at first, but I scrolled a little further and NONE of my posts are there.
Is anyone else still able to see my posts in the Skylanders tag?
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(the gang is trapped in a cave)
Camo: I can barely see! How are we gonna get out of here?
Spotlight: (sighs) I knew this day would come. Might as well get it over with.
(Spotlight starts to glow… out of her hindquarters)
Spyro: What the-? You have bioluminescence? Why have we never known about this?
Spotlight: Because I knew once you found out, you would all call me “Buttlight“ for a month.
Whirlwind: … I mean… To be fair, “Buttlight“ ain’t wrong.
#spotlight#spyro#camo#whirlwind#skylanders#incorrect quotes#source: incorrectmlpstudentsixquotes#admin post
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(The Skylanders are meeting Boom Bloom)
Dr. Krankcase: I thought you worked alone, daughter.
Camo: Wait, wait, wait, You mean she’s your offspring?
Dr. Krankcase & Boom Bloom: Adopted.
Spyro: It’s a long story, I’ve been trying to get them into counseling.
#spyro#camo#dr krankcase#boom bloom#skylanders#incorrect quotes#source: marvel#source: mcu#source: what if#admin post
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Spry: Miss Cynder, why does Miss Flashwing call you “babygirl?”
Cynder: How about we stop talking for a little while.
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Cynder: Hello, Spyro.
Spyro: Hello, Cynder.
Whirlwind: Oh, they fuckin’!!
Sunburn: What? They’re just saying ‘hi’ to each other.
Spyro: How are you today?
Cynder: I’m doing well, how about you?
Whirlwind: Oh, they fuckin’! Look at them sparks!
Sunburn: They’re just- they’re just talking to each other…
Spyro: Cynder, there’s no one I trust more than you.
Cynder: I’m glad to hear it, Spyro, you’re a very important person to me.
Sunburn: Oh, they fuckin’!
Whirlwind: OH, THEY FUCKIN’!!!!
#spyro#cynder#sunburn#whirlwind#shipping#spynder#skylanders#incorrect quotes#source: prozd#admin post
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(The Skylanders are fighting Dreamcatcher)
Dreamcatcher: Spotlight’s the perfect one, Blackout’s the brooding bad boy, High Five’s the clown, and Echo, well, she’s the girl, so what are you supposed to be?
(Blades lands a hit on Dreamcatcher)
Blades: I’m Scottish!
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Sunburn: (wearing a hoodie) Okay, look, the hoodie-stealing thing was cute at first, but it’s gotten really out of hand.
Camo: (now wearing Sunburn’s hoodie) I don’t know what you mean.
Sunburn: (hoodieless) How are you even doing this.
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(Whirlwind is playing Skaletones Showdown)
Skaletones: 🎶Make sure to not miss a single note or you will fail the full combo, now here’s the ending of the song!🎶
Whirlwind:
Skaletones:
Whirlwind:
Whirlwind: (breathes sigh of relief)
Skaletones: 🎶Sike just kidding.🎶
Whirlwind:
Whirlwind: (pulls out comically large mallet)
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(The gang is playing Truth or Dare)
Spyro: Truth or dare?
Blackout: Dare, for I am fearless.
Spyro: Fearless, huh? I dare you to-
Spyro: (pointing at Blackout) ...eat your own boogers!
Cynder: Ooooo-
Blackout: (visibly upset)
Blackout: Fine.
Stealth Elf and Gill Grunt: Eww.
Stealth Elf and Gill Grunt: Ewwwww-
Blackout: (disgusted) Uggh-
Blackout: Your turn, truth or dare?
Spyro: I pick truth.
Blackout: Alright, then. Tell us...
Blackout: (evil grin) Who is your best friend?
(Stealth Elf, Cynder, and Gill Grunt look at Spyro)
Spyro:
Spyro: (sweating) Oh no.
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(The gang is sitting around the Grand Library, bored out of their minds...)
Spyro: By the Ancients, I wish something would just happen already...
Blackout: Agreed. It’s almost as if nothing happened for two days...
(Cynder notices a faint sound, almost like footsteps approaching the library)
Cynder: Hey, guys, do you hear something?
(Stealth Elf crashes through a nearby window, landing on the couch Spyro and Cynder were sitting on)
Stealth Elf: (non-chalantly) Hello.
Spyro: Wh- Wha- What the-?
(Jet-Vac and Gill Grunt walk into the room through a door that was right next to the now-broken window)
Jet-Vac: Honestly, Stealth Elf, would it kill you to use the door like everyone else?
Stealth Elf: I prefer taking the cooler route, thank you very much.
Gill Grunt: (hugging Spyro) Good to see ya again, Spyro!
Spyro: (awkwardly hugging back) Uh, yeah, it’s good to see you too, Gill. But... what are you all doing here?
Jet-Vac: Well, it has been a while since we spent time with you guys, so we were kinda hoping we’d be able to today?
Cynder: (shrugging) Sure, beats sitting around all day doing nothing.
Jet-Vac: Wonderful! So, what shall we do?
Spyro: I dunno, you’re the ones who wanted to hang out with us.
Gill Grunt: Hmm, how about truth or dare?
(everyone looks at each other)
Everyone: (varying murmurs of agreement)
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(semi-continued tomorrow)
#spyro#cynder#blackout#stealth elf#jet-vac#gill grunt#skylanders#incorrect quotes#source: original#admin post
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Whirlwind: I need to exercise more. Peer pressure me into going for a run.
Sunburn: Do it or you’re straight.
Whirlwind: By the Ancients, I said pressure me not threaten.
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Spyro: (trying to hail a cab) Taxi! Taxi!!
Spyro: I don't know why any of the cabs won't stop!
Zap: Just leave it to me.
Zap: TAXI!!! (jumps in front of an incoming taxi, forcing it to stop)
Spyro: Uh, that’s very effective...
Zap: (still on the ground) Yeah, it’s great when it works!
#spyro#zap#skylanders#incorrect quotes#source: the great muppet caper#source: the muppets#admin post
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I’m considering including non-dragon characters in this blog. I’ve done it a few times with the Doom Raiders and Eon, but this would include other Skylanders and maybe some of the NPCs as well.
The focus would still be on the dragons, however they’d be able to interact with other characters as well, and not be limited to a small group. (I also probably won’t be tagging any of the non-dragons to avoid cluttering up my tags, but it’ll depend on how frequently certain characters are used).
What do you think? Should I keep the focus solely on the dragons, or should I expand the blog to include other characters as well?
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This one is really long
(Sunburn is playing a visual novel romance game, and Camo’s helping him)
Camo: Just relax, and ask your friend for help. (pointing at the screen) Go on.
Sunburn: (selecting “Ask Tomoda” option) If you insist...
Tomoda: I’ll show you all the information I’ve got so far.
Tomoda: (pointing at a chart) This is your popularity ranking right now.
Tomoda: (handing a couple of movie tickets to the protagonist) I’d go with movie tickets! Here, have some!
Sunburn: Why are you going so far for me, Tomoda? What do you get out of this?
Camo: What difference does it make?
Sunburn: No, wait! I get it...
Sunburn: He must have feelings for the main protagonist! What fervent appeal!
Camo: That’d be a totally different kind of game! Stop associating everything with love!
Tomoda: Ask me anything!
Camo: You keep going to Tomoda for advice, so now I can’t help but wonder too...
Sunburn: Sorry. I’ll take this seriously. I’ll try to get to the ending.
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(going to school)
Kaori: Isn’t it such a nice day, Sunny-kun?
Tomoda: Hey, you two. Heading to school together?
Kaori: Oh, stop, Tomoda-kun... It’s not like that!
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(overnight field trip, where a pillow fight breaks out)
Tomoda: I’ll cover for you, so just go!
Tomoda: Leave the rest to me! Go on!
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(at the climax of the game)
Tomoda: Don’t give up! You like her, don’t you?!
Tomoda: If you’re a man, just go! You idiot!
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(at graduation)
Tomoda: Congratulations on graduating! Three years just flew right by...
Tomoda: (smiling and waving goodbye) I’m glad to have met you.
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Sunburn: ...
Camo: ...
Sunburn and Camo: (burst into tears) TOMODA!!!
Sunburn and Camo: (cry uncontrollably as the credits roll)
Sunburn: (through his tears) You gave up three years of your life for a protagonist like me...
Camo: (also through his tears) You should’ve enjoyed your youth too, you fool!
Sunburn: (clenching his fist) If that’s how it’s gonna be...
Sunburn: (pulling out pen and tablet) I’ll draw your story for you!
Camo: Yeah! Let’s give our friend, Tomoda, happiness!
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Sunburn: All right! First, let’s decide who his love interest should be.
Camo: Yeah!
Sunburn: (looking through a wiki article for the game) Hmm... Who should we pick?
Camo: (pointing at one of the girls) I’d go for the quiet, rich girl type.
Sunburn: Hold it, Camo. Think of Tomoda’s happiness. We need to keep in mind who Tomoda would pick.
Camo: Ah! Sorry... I didn’t consider Tomoda’s feelings...
Sunburn: (patting Camo on the shoulder) I’m sure Tomoda will forgive you.
Sunburn: All right, let’s think this over again. Someone dear to Tomoda... Someone who was there for him 24/7... Someone he’d spend his life with...
Camo: Someone Tomoda could offer three years of his life to... The one who offered him the most love...
(Sunburn and Camo have an epiphany)
Sunburn and Camo: The protagonist!!
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(the next morning)
Whirlwind: (knocking on Sunburn’s door) Since it’s our day off, maybe I got here too early...
Whirlwind: ...
Whirlwind: (knocks on door again) Sunburn! It’s me, Whirlwind!
Whirlwind: ...
Whirlwind: Is he not home?
Whirlwind: (opening door) Sunburn? Are you ho-
(Whirlwind sees Sunburn and Camo passed out on the floor next to a laptop and drawing tablet)
Whirlwind: Huh?! What the heck happened to you two?!
Sunburn: (barely awake) We... we pulled an all-nighter...
Whirlwind: An all-nighter? What happened last night?
(Whirlwind spots the still-on drawing tablet and picks it up, reading what’s on the screen)
Protagonist: I love you more than I could ever love those twelve girls, Tomoda!
Tomoda: But...
Tomoda: (shedding a tear) I would’ve been content... just supporting you...
Protagonist: Tomoda...
Whirlwind: (dumbfounded, thinking to herself) Seriously... What happened?!
#sunburn#camo#whirlwind#skylanders#incorrect quotes#source: gekkan shoujo nozaki-kun#source: monthly girls' nozaki-kun#admin post#long post
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