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Shepard: Hey, do these shoes make me look short?

Garrus: No, Shepard.

Garrus: I make you look short.

#mass effect #incorrect quotes #commander shepard #garrus vakarian #mod says: #idk

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Tali: Hey Garrus, what are you looking for?

Garrus: My will to live.

Shepard: *walks into the room*

Garrus: Oh, there is it

#mass effect #incorrect quotes #garrus vakarian #tali'zorah #honorary character tag: #commander shepard

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guys just so you know i would LOVE to boop back everyone but this is a side blog and it can't send boops. Imagine I'm booping you though. Free nose boops for all mass effect fans today.

#boop

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Cerberus Troops: We have you surrounded Shepard

Shepard: The only thing I'm surrounded by is fear and dead men.

#mass effect #incorrect quotes #commander shepard #submission

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Shepard: James, it's the middle of the night! Did someone glue you to the fridge?

James: No...

Shepard: James... Did you glue YOURSELF to the fridge?

James: ...Yes.

#mass effect #incorrect quotes #commander shepard #james vega #timeline: me3 #submission #submitted by anonymous

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Garrus: I have to admit, Dad, I'm surprised. I had no idea you were such close friends with a human.

Castis: No, no, you don't understand. It's not like that. Alec is more like the son I never had.

Garrus:

Garrus:

Garrus: I'M THE SON YOU DID HAVE

#mass effect #incorrect quotes #garrus vakarian #castis vakarian

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Garrus: I would kill for you.

Shepard, not really listening: Okay

Garrus: I will kill for you.

Shepard: That's nice

Garrus: *walks away*

Shepard:

Shepard:

Shepard: WAIT

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I JUST FOUND YOUR BLOG AND I LOVE IT, I RECENTLY FELL IN LOVE WITH THE SERIES AND I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR MORE MASS EFFECT ON MY TIMELINE

*finger guns*

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screw it, ye olde tip button:

💰Tip • (this is just a link to my ko-fi lol)

i wanted to enable the tipping option for this blog only because i thought it would be funny but apparently tumblr only lets you do it if you live in one of their few select countries. tragic. discriminated against by not being allowed to get money for being silly on the internet.

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i wanted to enable the tipping option for this blog only because i thought it would be funny but apparently tumblr only lets you do it if you live in one of their few select countries. tragic. discriminated against by not being allowed to get money for being silly on the internet.

#mod talk #tumblr is mad because i dont live in the widely regarded west #i stay silly :3

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Dr Michel, answering the phone: Doctor Chloe Michel speaking, how can I-

Dr Michel: Oh, Commander Shepard, this is a nice sur- Huh? Can turians eat levo food?

Dr Michel: Well... Technically speaking, yes, in small amounts, but not without preemptive medication. And even then I'd recommend easing into it. Start with small stuff first.

Shepard, over the phone: Cool. Cool. So would you say an entire box of meatlovers pizza is a bit excessive?

Dr Michel: Excessively excessive!

Shepard:

Shepard: ...In that case, your medical assistance is required.

Garrus in the background: END ME

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Terrorist, negotiating with Shepard: We have your pilot. Give us ten thousand credits and he will be returned to you unharmed.

Joker: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I'm only worth ten thousand credits?

Terrorist:

Joker: MAKE IT ONE MILLION-

Shepard: JOKER STOP

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Shepard : I'm a reverse necromancer.

Tali: Isn't that just killing people?

Shepard : Ah, technicality.

#submission #mass effect #incorrect quotes #commander shepard #tali'zorah #source: tumblr #(i think)

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Shepard: Am I, like, an evil person?

Garrus: Oh, Spirits. I mean - absolutely. Do I not tell you that enough?

#submission #mass effect #incorrect quotes #commander shepard #garrus vakarian #source: barry

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Shepard: I don't know how to say this... Uhm, Thane's gone to a better place.

Joker: Good, because this hospital SUCKS

#submission #submitted by anonymous #mass effect #incorrect quotes #commander shepard #joker moreau

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BioWare Fandom Destruction Poll Part 2: Electric Boogaloo

MOST DATABLE DATABLE CHARACTER FINAL ROUND

Garrus propaganda:

"Garrus is a character who went from being a shit head punk in ME1 and grows and betters himself over the games. He talks over the hard choices in ME3 without judging Shepard no matter what they choice. He is pretty much the first to stand up for them and even when his own home is being destroyed and he doesn’t know if his father and sister are alive he’s there for SHEPARD. He is there for the person who is always there for everyone else! ME3 Garrus is honestly Best Garrus and I want to celebrate how good his character arc is over the games.

And the best part is: the romance doesn’t fix him. He still grows and improves if you romance him or not!

Idk, I just don’t think it’s super fair to reduce him to his ME1 character when the fact that him growing and improving is the part I like best about him. Garrus, to me, shows you can always get better and life is about always getting better. It’s never too late to be better.

And he has the power to make Shepard dance good in the Citadel DLC."

Zevran propaganda:

"what about 'for the chance to be by your side i would storm the dark city itself'?? he can essentially propose!! if you die he canonically never loves again!!"

"literally the sweetest romance ive ever had the chance of doing

everytime i play origins i try to romance someone else but the momebt he starts talking i absolutely melt!!!!!

zevran shouldnt just be boiled down to bisexual elf man

he also is deeply traumatized since he was used for his body since a young child

so the warden and zevrans romance is such a sweet and slow romance ws you slowly help him realize that you dont just see him as his body!!!!

hes the sweetest man on earth and i will die on this hill

i will never love anyone more than this man"

#this is zevran vs garrus all over again #in that it is. in fact. also zevran vs garrus #garrus vakarian #mass effect #polls

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Joker: Hello 911? I got my hands stuck in pringles cans.

Joker: Yes, both of them.

Joker: ...Look, it doesn’t matter how I dialed, just send help!

#mass effect #incorrect quotes #joker moreau #submission