YOU'RE BACK!!
crawls out from the rubble. Barely
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the beglariad inspired dungeon synth album is straight bangers
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David Eddings didn't explicitly call J.R.R. Tolkien "daddy" in the Rivan Codex for nothing!
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belgarath working overtime for 7000 years
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INSANE CROSSOVER ON MY DASHBOARD. heritage post
Botanic Tournament : Main Bracket !
Round 1 Poll N
Commentary by Adara's submitter :
This might be cheating because the flower was named after her but :D
TFW your cousin who you've known for a month creates a flower for you out of a stick and some grass and then it turns out to be a miracle medicine
Why this is not cheating, actually
(Buttercups)
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Belgarath: When I die, please donate my body to science.
Belgarath: Except for my middle finger, give that to Zedar.
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Eriond: Hey, UL, did you know that 'thot' is short for “thoughtful person” in the Alorn kingdoms?
UL: I didn’t ! Thanks for telling me!
(later)
UL: Thanks so much for visiting me, Belar. You are such a thot.
Belar, wheezing: I’m a what?!?
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Polgara: I don’t have a resting bitch face. My bitch face is always on duty, ever vigilant. My bitch face will rest when its work is done.
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Silk: In my defense, I simply don’t vibe with the law.
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Torak: I am not a bad guy! I just have a bad personality, it's not my fault. Some people are born with fucked personalities.
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Silk to Lelldorin: I dare you-
Garion: Lelldorin isn’t allowed to accept dares anymore.
Silk: Why?
Lelldorin: “I have no regard for my own or others personal safety", as some would say.
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The other gods: Are you drinking enough water?
Mara: Sometimes my tears get in my mouth.
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Belgarath: I'm having salad for dinner!
Belgarath: Well, fruit salad.
Belgarath: Actually, it's mostly grapes.
Belgarath: Okay, it's all grapes.
Belgarath: Fermented grapes.
Belgarath: It's wine. I'm having wine for dinner.
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Aldur: I raised seven perfectly functional, well-adjusted disciples.
Poledra: Oh, dear. Do you have another seven disciples I don't know about?
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Garion: What are you drinking?
Silk: Vodka.
Garion: Straight?
Silk: No, gay. Why?
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Polgara: I don't understand people who justify betrayal by being drunk.
Belgarath:
Polgara: When I drink I keep asking Durnik to marry me again.
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