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Polgara: I don’t have a resting bitch face. My bitch face is always on duty, ever vigilant. My bitch face will rest when its work is done.

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Incorrect Stranger Things Quotes

El: Hop, why don't you marry Joyce?

Hopper: ...What?

El: I think it would be an awfully good idea.

Hopper: Do you now?

El: She likes you.

Hopper: And I guess you've already discussed this with her?

El: No, I thought I'd talk to you about it first.

Hopper: Well, at least that was a good idea.

El: I could tell her about it tomorrow, maybe?

Hopper: Don't even think about it, kid. Don't say a word of this to Joyce or anyone else.

El: Sure thing, Hop.

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Belgarath: When I die, please donate my body to science.

Belgarath: Except for my middle finger, give that to Zedar.

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Aldur: I raised seven perfectly functional, well-adjusted disciples.

Poledra: Oh, dear. Do you have another seven disciples I don't know about?

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Belgarath: When I die I want you to cremate me and throw my ashes in Zedar's face.

Silk: That's a crazy request!

Zedar: No, I get it.

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Adara: So.

Adara: I’m in love.

Adara: With Hettar.

Adara: I’m in love with Hettar.

Ce’Nedra: Hettar?

Ce’Nedra: That Hettar?

Adara: Yes?

Adara: …thoughts?

Ce’Nedra: And prayers.

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Torak: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?

Belar: Nope, absolutely not.

Aldur: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.

Belar: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.

UL: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.

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Silk: In my defense, I simply don’t vibe with the law.

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Polgara: I don't understand people who justify betrayal by being drunk.

Belgarath:

Polgara: When I drink I keep asking Durnik to marry me again.

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Garion: Don’t kill me, I’m married!

Grolim: You think I give a shit?

Garion: No, you misunderstand me. This isn’t a plea for mercy, it’s a warning.

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Garion: What are you drinking?

Silk: Vodka.

Garion: Straight?

Silk: No, gay. Why?

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Polgara: So you two are dating now?

Silk and Velvet: Yes.

Polgara: Why?

Silk: Well, I happen to find Liselle very appealing.

Polgara: No, I understand that. I’m just trying to figure out what’s wrong with Liselle.

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Mandorallen: It’s like clearing a video game on easy.

Durnik: Okay combat is NOT like a video game.

Silk, in the background: Hey look! Coins!

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Eriond: Hey, UL, did you know that 'thot' is short for “thoughtful person” in the Alorn kingdoms?

UL: I didn’t ! Thanks for telling me!

(later)

UL: Thanks so much for visiting me, Belar. You are such a thot.

Belar, wheezing: I’m a what?!?

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Barak, finally arriving in Mallorea: And once again, we save the day!

Belgarath: You didn’t do anything. It was all us.

Barak: We’re a package deal, everyone knows that.

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Barak, about Silk: I always saw him as like a kind of funny little man.

Anheg: He's a fucking criminal, Barak.

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