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Regulus: Love at first sight doesn't exist.

James:

James: then how else do you explain how I felt when I first saw you?

Regulus:

Regulus: you love me?

James: apparently not, according to you.

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Sooooo who’s writing the Jegulily Challengers au…

#jegulily #challengers #marauders #marauders era #james potter #regulus black #lily evans #jegulus #jily #moonflower

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I’m sorry but bartylus will forever remain in my heart as the young teenage couple who married the moment they got out of college, maybe even earlier.

They met in elementary and were unofficially dating from 7th grade to freshman year of high school until Barty loudly shouted out “THAT’S MY BOYFRIEND FUCKFACE!” When some dude insulted Regulus’ overly pretentious attitude. They were never seen separated and are often found in the halls holding hands and getting food together, they share a locker so people often see Barty getting snacks from Regulus’ locker, and spend their free period in each other’s classes so much so that the teachers just accept the extra student.

Sirius runs away and Barty is with him nonstop that he tries to switch his classes to be with him, but only stops cuz it’s too late in the semester. They get engaged during graduation and run away in the middle of the night to elope and officially cut off their family (except Mrs Crouch) when they enter college.

They are the messy and sleazy married couple with the deepest and loyal love for each other, it’s just a little hard to tell with the bickering. They have 2 cats and German shepherd who they treat better than anyone else and Barty makes vulgar comments when older people comment on how young they married.

They spent their honeymoon going around restaurants and fake proposing to get free deserts before heading back to their tiny apartment and basically disappear for like 3 months which makes their friends worried asf until they spot Regulus and Barty getting ice cream in a park one midsummer and Dorcas is like “I NEARLY CALLED THE COPS??”

Kay that’s all gnnnm

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Remus was showing James and Sirius around muggle London and a man came up to do a magic trick for them. James and Sirius couldn't figure it out and made the magician do it over and over again. All night they were theorizing and their ideas were getting crazier and crazier. Remus was just grateful the man didn't make a bunny disappear because he couldn't have handled the meltdown his friends would have had

#marauders #marauders era #james potter #sirius black #remus lupin

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I challenged myself to paint at least(!) one Sirius Black art a month this year, so here is the April painting! And as I haven’t had much time in April, I made a more detailed artwork :') Well, but it was a lot of fun! I also added a close up because I really like his face in this one :)

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do you know the muffin man???

No but I do know his wife very well

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Barty is the world’s biggest passenger princess. The second he’s in the car his shoes are kicked off and he has his feet in Evan’s lap in the drivers seat. He has the best playlists so there’s never qualms about him being on aux. When they stop for drinks, Barty gets basically a cup of pure sugar to chug down and makes a big show of clearing out the cup holders to make space for their drinks. He literally just throws the empty cups in the back seat and Evan glares at his call for praise every time because he’s the one who will actually be throwing them out

#marauders #marauders era #barty crouch jr #evan rosier #rosekiller

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James showered with Reg for the first time and Reg was sure he’d never be so relaxed again in his life. James washed his whole body for him, standing behind him and massaging his back and shoulders and each of his arms and legs. He washed his hair and rubbed his temples while the conditioner sat for a few minutes before he rinsed it out and kissed the back of Regs neck. Reg was a puddle after and would have collapsed if James wasn’t there to hold him

#and then James bent him over the sink #they had to do it all over again #marauders #marauders era #james potter #regulus black #jegulus #starchaser #sunseeker

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twin sirius & regulus, and remus & lily & james all work in the same store or shop or wherever, and they're all crushing on this one customer, but they're kinda confused bc he flirts with all three of them, but sometimes he only flirts with remus and calls james mate, or he flirts with lily and james and just nods his head at remus, and they're not entirely sure what's going on

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The boyysssss the poookiiiessss the sunshinesss

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there is no heterosexual explanation for canon wolfstar and barty's reaction to the mention of evan in the movies

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i wanna write jarty i wanna write bartylus i wanna write rosestarkiller i wanna write rosekiller i wanna write jegulus i wanna write a fuck fest but i don't want to write

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i dont care what yall say barty is either a thief, a murderer, a money launderer, HE’S A FELON OK or he’s a fucking electrician. hell, he’s probably both. never paid for a tool or working material in his Life yet he has all the best stuff. barty probably steals shit from all electrician companies his manic sewer rat fingers can manage to google and them Sells that across the border to another country, in exchange getting their cheaper material and making a cut off that for himself, THEN installs everything in his clients’ homes and demands double the price. he’s so smart barty didnt even have to learn the fucking job, he leafed through a book once and that’s that. the amount of times he’s been shocked is Concerning and he probably has burn scars all over his body from him. his eyes have lost color over the few years he’s been doing it and the thing with his tongue is a tick result of biting at a cable he perfectly well Knew the electricity wasnt shut off on

#as I retired entertainment electrician I claim this energy #you’re actually so correct

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Please!!! Tell me what you had for breakfast, confess your sins, send bad pickup lines I WILL LOVE IT ALL

✨reblog if you're accepting anonymous asks about anything✨

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Valentines day is more of an excuse for Evan to use more cannibalistic metaphors towards Barty

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One time at a party I was trying to gaslight my friend but was actually gaslighting myself into thinking I was gaslighting them when I was literally just telling the truth and that is drunk Barty behavior

#deep from the drafts #barty crouch jr

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Rosekiller definitely asked jegulus for a foursome.

Regulus who's had a threesome with them before dating james: absolutely not, call me vanilla but I'm never doing THAT again.

James:?!?!

Barty : Booo! You're such a loser!