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the pirates trilogy is like if we don’t give jack a cool shot where he’s pointing a gun then what’s even the fucking point

#Captain Jack Sparrow

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❝ I protect the people I love. I wanted to say what I thought and I am very happy to have done it. ❞

— Eva Green in a recent interview on her continual love and support for her friend, Johnny Depp

#That is a true lady #Eva green #Johnny Depp

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Loki; "Being a pirate isn’t about glory, it’s not about getting what you want. It’s about belonging to something when the world has told you you’re nothing. It’s about finding the family to kill for when yours are long gone."

#incorrect quotes #Source; OFMD #Loki #Loki telling this to one of the Avengers when they get judgy over Loki and Jack being a pirates

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Pirate Loki! Pirate Loki! Pirate Loki!

EVA GREEN. "The Three Musketeers: Milady" teaser trailer.

#Pirate loki #Lady loki #eva green

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Loki ❤️

#Pirate loki #omg #he’s beautiful #tom Hiddleston

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i like sailing myths and superstitions because most of them can be boiled down to "if the ocean doesn't like you it will chew you up and spit out your bones. and if it really loves you it will swallow you whole and keep you forever. good luck 👍"

#Captain Jack Sparrow mood #Captain Jack Sparrow #Potc #pirates of the caribbean

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Eva Green as MILADY in The Three Musketeers: D'Artagnan

#Lady Loki #Loki #Pirate Loki #Pirate Loki aesthetic #eva green

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The controversy about Elizabeth's dress is always funny. Her husband is coming home after a couple decades trapped at sea. Would you not get dressed up nice in that situation? Would you not want to look your goddess queen best for the love of your life?

#Yes she's the Pirate King #But she's also got a very romantic heart #Elizabeth Swann #Being a badass doesn't mean you can't be glam when you want to be #pirates of the caribbean #POTC

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Loki; “It’s so hard being a silly goose in this anti-whimsy society.”

Jack; “You barely even have room to frolic nowadays.”

#Incorrect quotes #Loki and Jack find the modern day world a bit disappointing #Loki x jack sparrow #Captain Jack Sparrow #Loki #Potc #marvel

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When the Black Pearl was under command of Barbossa's cursed crew in "Curse of the Black Pearl", the figurehead was crying.

#The Black Pearl #hector barbossa #Captain Jack Sparrow #pirates of the caribbean #curse of the black pearl

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#loki aesthetic #daggers #Loki #Pirate loki

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Remember the time Jack refered to the King of England as “Your Heinie”. Yeah, he would totally say that to Odin too.  He has no care for royalty at the best of times, even less for the guy who gave his spouse an identity crisis and mental breakdown. 

#Loki #Captain Jack Sparrow #Odin #Marvel #POTC #loki x jack sparrow

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(In a fight) 

Soldier; “I will make you sorry you were ever born!”

Loki; “Well, for your information, I’m already sorry I was ever born!”

Jack;...

Jack; “Luv, we talked about this...”

#incorrect quotes #Source; that 70s show #Loki has issues #Loki #Captain Jack Sparrow #potc #marvel

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Barbossa; “Give me the helm.”

Jack; “Give me a reason why I shouldn’t set you on fire.”

#incorrect quotes #Source: that 70s show #Captain Jack Sparrow #hector barbossa #potc

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(About the Brethren Court)

Elizabeth; “What do they want?”

Loki; “I don't know. Any time one of them talks, the others start yelling. I made them put their pistols in a bucket.” 

Jack; “It's times like these I am so glad you are my key strategist.”

#incorrect quotes #Source; the great #Loki #Captain Jack Sparrow #elizabeth swann #Brethren court #potc #marvel

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Loki; “We do not want to kill each other, that is clear, so I suppose it is a happily-ever-after kind of future, with much plum dancing and sex.”

Jack; “What the hell is plum dancing?”

Loki; “I am glad you fell into my clever word trap and asked. It is an Asgardian ritualistic spring dance where an orgy occurs at dawn as plums fall from the trees above you.”

Jack; “Of course it is.” 

#After Jack and Loki talked about their past relationships and realised that theirs is the literally forever kind #incorrect quotes #Source; the great #Loki #Captain Jack Sparrow #loki x jack sparrow #potc #marvel

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Jack; (Recalling the night he met Loki) “You are as handy with a sharp knife, as well as a sharp word. And you also carried a slightly unhinged quality that was truly arousing.”

#incorrect quotes #Source; The Great #Captain Jack Sparrow #loki x jack sparrow #POTC #marvel