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imexisting-mp3 · 3 years
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Oh to be a massive robot and have each of my limbs controlled by 1 of 6 equally attractive space fighting main characters in a group that had no choice but to save their world and or universe and still live out their primitve adolescent years to the fullest.
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imexisting-mp3 · 3 years
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Give me a dog, a stick on fire and a dark feild. Lets see who's gonna play fetch now
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imexisting-mp3 · 4 years
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Imagine if your mum sets up this really nice play date with this really nice pretty girl where you get to be independant and go on an adventure and do all this chivalrous stuff for her only to find out someone saw her waiting first and took her on their own play date.
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imexisting-mp3 · 4 years
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*prince charming enters highest room in the tallest tower after not running into the dragon his mummy left him to slay*
Wolf ( Out here living his best life and cross dressing as an old lady): She's already married
Charming ( who really do be out here living like hes on 90 day fiance and his mum set it up): To who?
He says as if his grandma wouldnt have already told him about the shrek and fiona mishap.
If the king and queen found out wouldnt the magicalest in the land would have idk known about her ogre creation and last natural born ogre hooking up.
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imexisting-mp3 · 4 years
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Sit down. Eat a stock cube and stfu
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imexisting-mp3 · 4 years
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Fuck it. Im agnostic.
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imexisting-mp3 · 4 years
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Anyone else imagine getting kidnapped but instead of thinking about a plan of escape you wonder if they'd let you binge watch Dora the Explora and Peppa Pig?
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imexisting-mp3 · 4 years
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i am 3 solar panels away from ending god.
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