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I do not feel fly like a G6 and have not for a very long time

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Wouldst thou like to live above averagely

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nobody is coming to save you. get up

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"Kill them with kindness" Nah, fuck that, CRICKET BAT 🏏 🏏🏏🏏*SMACK* 🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏

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we need more women who are just fucking losers

#(: #about me

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#lol nope #been a long week

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Follow, follow the Sun / And which way the wind blows / When this day is done ⁣🎶 ⁣ Today, April 8, 2024, the last total solar eclipse until 2045 crossed North America.⁣

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#(:

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#girl what #😭😭😭 #I’m dead #completely normal flirting technique #super casual #not creepy at all #txt #lmao #autistic girls unite

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I’m Alaskan and can confirm!!! Growing up they teach yu that watching sides of the road for moose is like almost most important.

Tiny town I grew up in have a big billboard when yu enter that says somthing like “___ moose killed as of Jan. 1. Stay safe” with sign of moose crossing road etc, and by the end of the year it was somtimes in the 6-700s. And it’s a town of only about 8000 people

Also teach you that yu don’t really need to fear bears it’s moose yu ahve to watch out for, bears are easily spooked and run away. Moose have NO fear and will fuck yu up

That being said, they will eat marshmallows and pumpkin out of your hand if they in a good mood🤗

Meanwhile, in prehistoric Canada…..

#lol #they are monsters fr #so crazy ppl don’t understand #I heard a lot of people think they are like the size of a horse and I was like GIRL WHAT

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I'm looking to see how much influence "Twitter refugees" have actually had on the culture of this site.

**Pease reblog! I want to get the biggest and most varied sample I can!**

#thank god we haven’t been overrun #love that there’s so many of us ogs <3

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this too shall pass this too shall pass this too shall pass this too shall pass this too shall pass this too shall pass this too shall pass this too shall pass

#current vibe

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I can't be the first to make this connection

#crying #this is perfect #who wouldn’t be down bad for a green little freak

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I mean this with every ounce of sincerity in my heart; the meaning and power you desire from the supernatural can be found in the study of history.

#I mean I do kinda wanna cast a fireball idk bout yall👀👀 #but yesss I think about this all the time #like how all those ppl cheering in gladiator arenas are the same ppl cheering in football stadiums and shit #and how like kinda and queens in early centuries were like rollin around Ont wh ground w their dog like whosagoobouiii guaranteed #<33 #we always been the same

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when yu hear that beat and you aren’t sure if its bout to be pon de replay single ladies or mambo no. 5

#wait what year is it #ngl pon de replay came on and I thought mambo 5 somehow got mixed into my playlist for two seconds #pon de replay #Rihanna #single ladies #Beyoncé #mambo no. 5 #lou bega #lmaooo #txt #music #lol #mine

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i think if your account has existed on this site for a certain number of years you should be grandfathered into ad free browsing. a decade seems reasonable like if you signed up in 2012 or prior you have tenure

#omg YES #it’s what we deserve for being stuck on the hellsite

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mutual 1: I want to turn that man's prostate into silly putty

mutual 2: here's smth i doodled during science class lol

mutual 3: pls remember that you personally can drink milk and still be a lactose intolerance ally!! anyone who tells you otherwise doesn't know their history :]

mutual 4: fucking a robot girl in the ass call that backend programming

mutual 5: holy shit I need him so fucking bad holy shit holyyy shit oh my god

mutual 6: anyone get kind of horny putting the ignition key in the car....it's so intimate....turning him on....

mutual 7: so lets talk about where scrimblo's arc is realistically going- I know a lot of people are trying to argue that he's being manipulated but this ignores the fact that there is clearly unresolved conflict between him and bleebus about their moralities

mutual 8: happy propeller penis thursday

mutual 9: "scrimblo and bleebus need to discuss their morality" god forbid a pathetic boywife does some torture 🙄🙄

mutual 10: WHO IS HYPED FOR THE NEW ALBUM LETS FUCKING GO

mutual 11: guys we're not getting a new album

mutual 12: please stop sending me death threats

mutual 13: why is my whole dash talking about this band I don't even listen to.....

mutual 14: hey boy nice knife wound can i put my tongue in it

mutual 15: i'm going to fall into lake michigan

#lmaoooo #yup

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relationships and jobs are temporary. your shitty unpopular tumblr blog is forever

#I hate this #bc it’s real #lmao