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[ifhotwhyvillain]

no one can convince me that chubby!reader sitting on snape’s face, with a fucked out expression on their face and Severus is on the verge of crying because they taste delightful isnt the most beautiful thing ever!

#snape #harry potter #harry potter snape #hp fandom #severus snape #harry potter smut #sub!snape #sub! severus snape #chubby reader x severus snape

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When Harry is about to give the finishing blow to Tom.

Tom : *approaching the seething angered Harry*Waaait wait-wait, wait! Hold on a second!

Abraxas Malfoy :*confused, then severe*Uh, My Lord? What are you doin'?

Tom: *theatrically, down on one knee, proposal-style* Harry Potter ... would you do me the honor of becoming... my husband? 

Harry : I don't think so!

The Death Eaters are dumbfounded along with the rest of the Slytherins and Dumbledore...and audience;

Abraxas gulps, his mouth falling wide open.

Harry pauses for a beat before responding.

Broadway farce-style music begins, the dialogue falling into the music's pattern rhythm 

 Cut back to Abraxas, who is still frozen with shock, mouth wide open

Tom*milking it*  Harry !, please!I know what you're thinking: "We're too different." "It'll never work." "What will the children look like?"

Harry: *disgusted*Ooh, that violates so many laws of nature!

Hades : *backing up against the wall* Listen to me! The problems of a couple of wacky kids like us don't amount to a hill of termites in this nutty circle-of-life thing. And so I ask you: If not now, when? If not me, who? *miserably; pleading*I'm lonely!

Orion:*tapping him on the shoulder; sniffling, putting the best face on his shattered emotions* Can I be your best man?

Walburga: I say we skip the wedding and go straight to the buffet!*Wanting you to whoop his ass even MORE*

#harry potter #hp fandom #abraxas #abraxas malfoy #tomarry #tom riddle #orion #orion black #harry potter time travel #time travel #harry in the past

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Tom:*yawns*

Harry;*Coming in the room with two cups of tea made by Tom* Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring

Tom: Then you must be exhausted~

Divorced!Lucius: Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely

- Harry and Tom : *stop your smooching session*

Tom & Harry:...When did you get here?

Divorced!Lucius: I BEEN HERE BEFORE YOU!?-

#harry potter #hp fandom #harry #potter #riddle #tom riddle #lucius malfoy

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Tom : "You'll never find the body" is a rather weak threat, "You'll never stop finding the body" is much better~

Harry : "They'll be finding parts of you for at least four months. And you'll be alive for three of them"

Tom :*sighing with hearteyes*This is why I adore you~

Flaming chiken order member :*desperately trying to get out of the chair he's tied to*?!?

#harry potter #hp fandom #tom riddle #tomarry

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this vampire event in obey me makes all of my kinks go feral

re-post if you agree 💪

#obey me x reader #obey me #obey me mammon #obey me shall we date #obey me lucifer #obey me x mc #obey me headcanons #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me x you

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Y/n, whispering: you know I love you, right?

Severus: why are we whispering?

Y/n: so Dumbledore thinks we're conspiring against him

Severus: oooh

Dumbledore: what are they talking about?

McGonagall, having heard everything: murder

#severus snape x reader #harry potter #snape #harry potter snape #hp fandom #severus snape #McGonagall #Dumbledore #mama mcgonagall #minnie mcgonagall

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#i tamed a tyrant and ran away #the taming of the tyrant #charlize ronan #dylan sean blade #dylan x charlize #charlize x dylan #dylan blade #charlize ronan wallpaper #dylan sean blade wallpaper #i tamed a tyrant and ran away wallpaper #manhwa #romance manhwa #manhwa wallpaper #manhwa recommendation

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After hundreds of years, since you've died, Harry's wedding ring breaks.

He has taken great care of it, but time thinned it out, for he has worn it every day since you two have pledged yourself to each other. He's heartbroken, his voice wavering, every time he looks at the imprint it left on his ring finger. The band was well worn, worn with pride and solemn, but now nothing more than a mark and reminder of your wedding. And once again, he's lost a small bit of you, that he misses so dearly.

#harry potter #hp fandom #MOD!Harry #master of death #immortal harry potter

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I would like to know this too

anyone know where i can read a translated version of the obey me manga that has mc in it?

#obey me #omomtrta #obswd #omswd #manga

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Severus was doing paperwork, you offered to accompany him. He agreed as long as you didn’t bother him too much. He was finally finishing up paperwork but then he felt your head fall onto his shoulder. “(Y/N), get o-“ he realized you were sleeping. He softly smiled at you. You looked so precious when you were sleeping. You wouldn’t mind if he laid you down in his bed, would you? He gently picked you up and carried you to his bed. He put you down and tucked you in. “Goodnight, my darling.”

#snape #harry potter #harry potter snape #hp fandom #severus snape

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Just protecting the childs from a ~PRANK~(read: trauma)

#harry potter #snape #harry potter snape #fanart #hp fandom #illustration #severus snape

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•He completely understands that having a book read out loud can be sleep-inducing, especially if it’s not something you’re particularly interested in. 

•He clears off his bed, gently carries you over, and lays you down with your head in his lap, still reading the book quietly.

•He might start absently petting your hair, but really what’s to be expected? It’s soft and fluffy and he’s a huge cat lover, how could he not?( he is a cat lover. It's Canon im saying it)

•If he has to leave at any point, you’ll get the fluffiest pillow and the warmest blanket he has, along with a note and some tea or hot chocolate, depending on your preference.

•“Good morning, darling, have a good rest?”

#snape #harry potter #harry potter snape #severus snape #demon!snape #my!au!snape

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- Likely wouldn't admit to it out loud, but secretly loves it on some level.

-He just adores you and the warmth you carry, so you being clingy doesn't even really occur to him most of the time.

-But First and foremost, let’s discuss how long it took him to even ask you out.

-Spends all of his available time with you before every class even if he has to brew potions for Madam Pomfrey.

-He had liked you — damn near loved you — for so long now, but he also felt like you were way out of his league.

-I mean, you were the full package. Calculated, out of this world gorgeous, and so sweet.

- You also had the prettiest laugh. ( for him you sounded like an angel)

-Your heart was so pure that he was 100% convinced that you could cure any disease and provide world peace with it if need be.

-He liked you so much, to the point where he would legitimately think about you all day.

- How could he mess this up before it even started? Now, he wouldn’t even have time to pick you up some flowers.

-He had planned everything so well, but of course he ruined it. (He didn't)

- After a while in beging together he would start to open up.

-he is a bit insecure but your little dungeon bat was just touch starved

- he likes to cuddle with you after a long day.

-its either he rants about the "ungreatfull" brats and potter or just listening to your voice.

-it doesn't matter if you speak he will fall asleep . If he speaks you fall asleep

- if he falls asleep you levitate him to the bed.

-if you fall asleep he will gently carry you to the bed , and fall asleep right next to you

- Likes to hug you from behind while you’re working or cooking.

-He begins to lose himself in his thoughts again when he feels your hand grab his own.

-He swore he was about to melt.

#snape #harry potter #harry potter snape #hp fandom #severus snape

[ifhotwhyvillain]

no one can convince me that chubby!reader sitting on snape’s face, with a fucked out expression on their face and Severus is on the verge of crying because they taste delightful isnt the most beautiful thing ever!

#snape #harry potter #harry potter snape #fanart #hp fandom #severus snape #harry potter smut #sub!snape #sub! severus snape #aaaaaaahhh #chubby reader #chubby reader x severus snape

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🥀~Beautiful~🥀

#snape #harry potter #harry potter snape #illustration #fanart #hp fandom #severus snape

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✨️HIM✨️ and his ✨️RICH BESTIE✨️

#snape #harry potter #harry potter snape #hp fandom #fanart #fiction #illustration #lucius malfoy #malfoy #AAAHHH

[ifhotwhyvillain]

Pretty, handsome, gentleman AND TRAMUMATIZED? I TAKE IT.

#snape #harry potter #harry potter snape #hp fandom #fanart #illustration #AAAAAAAHHH