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icantpickafictionalman · 12 days

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Late Night Drive

Adam x reader

It was late, late enough to see the stars clearly. Sitting in the drivers seat, Adam had been silently focused on the road for quite some time now. Name, in the passenger seat, looked bored.

"Can we do something?" She asked, flicking her fingers across the seat of Adam's car.

"Oh~ gettin' frisky are we? I gotta say I never pictured you being the car sex kinda girl but-"

"No, I mean like anything. Like put a playlist on. Or... are you hungry? Can we stop at a gas station?" Adam turned his head. They had been driving for so long, they were almost at point B, there was no need to stop. "Come on, tits, you can't be serious." He said, earning a wide eyed look from her in return. "What do you mean 'come on'? I'm hungry. Look, map says there's one right around this corner." Adam sighed, before eventually shaking his head. "No, alright. We're... we're almost there. I'll get you something from the trunk once we get out, okay?"

"No?"

"No!"

"God I- do you even know what you want?"

There was a silence that seemed to answer his question pretty easily.

"Adam, it's like at the end of this road, come on just pull over-"

"No I am not- I am not pulling over! We're almost there!"

"Fine." She spoke calmly, before Adam turned his head to look at her fully.

"What do you mean 'fine'?"

Sending Adam a smirk, eyebrows raised, she pulled the handle, but strangely, the door didn't open.

The silence came back.

"Did you... did you child lock me?" She asked, staring down at the handle.

Once again, there was no answer, and as Name turned her head around to Adam like an owl on the hunt, she saw him sitting with both hands on the wheel staring sheepishly in front of him.

"Adam." She said softly.

"Did you child lock me?"

"Hm?" He was quiet.

"Oh my fucking- what the fuck man! You dick, who do you think I am?" The guilty look on his face reappeared, causing Name to scoff, turning her head back to the road.

As they neared the gas station, Adam quietly spoke up.

"What did you say you wanted?"

A/n : please do leave a request, I've had such bad writers block recently and I want to hear all your creative little scenarios you come up with 💗

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icantpickafictionalman · 23 days

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Adam, sitting on a stool in an empty diner on earth : Y'know what's kinda funny? Seeing you... sitting here, in your uniform. You remind me of a girl I once knew. God, by now she's well in middle age. Probably 41...42...

Human Y/n : huh, thank you?

Adam : what? Oh my god, no no no no. She was a waitress at a shop, I used to frequent quite a lot, nice teeth and small hands, she snuck me goodies I couldn't afford then, she was sweet to me. Reminds me of you.

A/n: as much as I love Adam, looking back, this shoukd have definitely been a luci quote

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icantpickafictionalman · 23 days

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Y/n, furious at Adam and ranting at him about how he could do a thing like this : I just don't believe you sometimes! It's like you don't even hear me! Like I'm talking some foreign language you can't wrap your tiny brain around! I just don't-

Adam : Y/n, take a breath.

Y/n: No!

Proceeds to hold breath, face going all red and eyes starting to water.

Adam : sugar, you don't have to-

Y/n : No! I could do this all day!

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icantpickafictionalman · 1 month

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A Moment in the Woods

(Slightly ooc) Adam x fem!Reader

A/n: I would recommend watching 'any moment' and 'moments in the woods' from 'into the woods' before reading this!

Context: Reader is naive, sort of with a personality like Emily. As one day she is walking through a desolate forest, searching for a place to seek refuge and think after an argument with her husband.

"Well, fine! If you're not going to come with me I'll go myself!" And like that, she turned on her heel and off she went.

Wondering around, thinking about how she had left her lover alone in the woods due to a fit of selfishness, she filled with regret. As she neared a clearing, she would have never expected to see Adam, the first man, prince of humanity, leaning his back against a tree looking at his feet.

(Name) was quick to announce herself.

"Oh.. hello. Your, um, royal highness..." she trailed off, praying she had not embarrassed herself in front of someone so important.

Adam jumped. He wasn't expecting to see anyone here, he thought he was alone.

"Hello."

"You must be here to um... well in fact why are you here? The woods is no place for... someone as... important... as yourself." She asked, fidgeting with her fingers in hopes to distract herself from the nervousness she was feeling.

"Yes, of course, woods. Just woods. Only trees. If I may ask, though, why are you alone in the woods?

"Well I... I came here, with my husband. And... we were, um... well you see it's a long story." Adding a breathy chuckle to the end to try and make up for her awkwardness.

"And he would let you roam alone, in the woods?"

"Well no actually, I suppose it was my choice."

Adam suddenly picked himself up off the tree he was leaned against, and took a step towards (name). "How brave."

"...brave?" "Yes."

A scoff escaped (name)'s lips, put of genuine surprise.

"Anything can happen in the woods." He said, trailing the rest of the way towards her. "May I kiss you?"

"Uh-!" Was the only sound (Name) could make.

"Any moment we could be crushed." Adam said, placing one of his hands on the small of her back.

"Uh, I...!" She uttered, before jumping out of Adam's grasp and turning away from him. Soon, Adam's hand had found a resting place on her jaw, turning her head around to face him. "Don't feel rushed." He took her face fully in his hands, and began to kiss her cheek, before (name) could push herself away.

"This is ridiculous, what am I doing here, I'm in the wrong story!" She said, quickly turning back to Adam and pointing her finger at him, stepping back. Adam slowly grabbed her hand and pulled her closer to him, locking their lips together finally.

"Mm- wait wait wait, we can't do this. You are a prince. "Well yes I am but-" "and I, my husband..."

"Of course, you're right. How... foolish." Adam said, turning around, about to walk away.

"Foolishness can happen, in the woods." He spoke, pacing slowly back towards her.

"Once again please..."

"Oh no-!" She whined.

"Let your hesitations be hushed." Grabbing her hand and spinning her round slowly. "Any moment, big or small, is a moment after all..." Adam said, resting the back of her head on his shoulder and swaying her slightly. "Size the moment, skies may fall, any moment." His words flew effortlessly off his tongue and he spun her back around to face him. When she came round to face him, he leaned her back, so that he was her only support, holding onto her head, stealing a deep and passionate kiss before she could say anything. When he finally brought her back up, she broke out of his grasp. "Oh but this is not right!" (Name) gasped, stepping towards a tree to balance herself, meanwhile Adam continued to watch her. "Right and wrong don't matter in the woods."

"God-"

"Only feelings, let us meet the moment, unrushed."

He pulled her in close, playing with her hair in his hands.

"Life is often so unpleasant, you must know that, as a peasant."

(Name) stepped back from him, slightly offended, and he backed her into the same tree he was once resting against.

"Best to take the moment present, as a present for the moment..."

Suddenly, as Adam crashed his lips against hers, hungry and pleading with her to stay, a royal horn sounded, and Adam had been called back to his duties.

"I shall not forget you. How brave you are to be alone in the woods. How alive you've made me feel." And as soon as they had met, he had gone.

(Name) took a pause.

"What was that?"

"Was that me? Was that him? Did a prince... really kiss me? And kiss me... and kiss me...

and did I kiss him back?"

Was it wrong? Am I mad? Is that all? Does he miss me?"

"Was he certainly getting bored with me?" She trailed off, imagining all the things that could have happened.

"Wake up. Stop dreaming. Stop prancing about the woods."

"It's not besseming, what is it about the woods?"

"Back to life back to sense, back to child, back to husband, no one lives in the woods!" She chanted, making her way out of the clearing.

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icantpickafictionalman · 2 months

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New flesh

Adam x Fem!Reader

A/n : you remember that scene in stranger things season 3 where El gets a piece of the mind flayer stuck in her leg, and she uses her powers to get it out? Yeah, it's that (kinda)

Context : Reader is a different kind of seraphim, one capable of chaos beyond anything imaginable. She could bring universes to downfall, and despite her mighty power being forbidden to use, decided so by Sera, the head seraphim, there come times when it is the only answer. Although readers powers span as far as collapsing worlds, a given is her talents when it comes to telekinesis. During the battle in ep8, we see reader draw the final straw, and give into her powers.

Tags: heavy gore, Angst, knifes, descriptive injuries and pain

(PLEASE DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE NOT COMFORTABLE)

"Wait!" Adam screamed, as he watched his lover, who had come to help in the battle, descend into her truest form. (Name), one of the angelic seraphim, was powerful. So powerful, that she would hurt herself in the process of using her powers.

When she had fully reached her chaotic form, a bright light blinded almost everyone watching. All of hell experienced momentary sunrise, and even heaven saw a bright, white flash.

The battle was done. Everyone had been stopped, however, as (name) fell to the floor, Adam rushed to her side. Soon, everyone gathered to watch.

"What- what the fuck were you thinking?!What have you done?!" Adam screamed in between fast and short breaths, just now noticing the huge gash of flesh ripped out of (Name)'s knee.

"I'm- I'm fine! Fuck- Aeugh!" She cried out, pain soaking through her skin and forming itself into words. "Where does it hurt?!" He yelled, trying his best to put an end to his beloved's anguish. "Everywhere! Fucking- Adam it's in me!" She screamed, throwing her head back so that she didn't have to look at the golden blood pouring out of her leg any longer. "What? What the fuck do you mean 'it's' fucking in you! What is!?" Experiencing pain beyond imagine, all (name) could muck up the strength to do was point to her leg. When Adam looked, he saw a lump, moving around under (name)'s skin, making its way from the bottom of the wound, to further up her leg. "Fucking Christ! What the-! I need, I need something to get it out of her!" Nearby, Adam watched as Nifty pulled out a knife and offered it to Adam. "Fuck, yeah okay!" Turning back to (name), he held her hand. "Look, this is only gonna hurt for-" but he was cut off by (name)'s excruciating cries. "Get it out! Get it out of me!" Wincing, Adam held the knife at an angle, and began slidinb the knife down from the top of her leg to the opening of the gash, trying to push the creature out, but it just wouldn't work. "I'm gonna have to cut your leg, you'll be okay, just.. oh fuck!" Adam tried his best not to hurt her, but piercing her with a knife and slowly making the hole bigger was no use. "Fuck, fuck just- just let me- Agh! Let me do it!" Adam threw the knife to the side, not wanting to cause her any more pain. Slowly, (name) raised her hands above the wound, and started to focus, until, the creature could be seen being dragged slowly but surely back down to the wound. As (name) continued to wail, everyone around her was silent. But more specifically, Adam was silent. He was shocked. Scared. Confused. Suddenly, as (name) gave one last blood-curdling scream, the creature was released from her leg, and immediately Adam pounced at it with the knife. He couldn't even say anything. Just grunt, as he tortured and pulverised the creature who had caused his love such suffering. (Name) was silent too, partly recovering, partly stunned. She had never seen Adam so... violent.

As the two left, Adam carried (name) through the portal back to heaven, and made sure to find her immediate medical attention.

"I don't know how you done it." He whispered, sitting next to her hospital bed where she lay, drifting in and out of sleep.

"Done what?"

"Yanked that thing out of you like it was nothing. I struggled to get it out of you myself. Must've hurt like hell."

"It's better now."

"You sure?"

"Promise."

"I love you."

"I love you too Adam."

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icantpickafictionalman · 2 months

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(04:47)

Headcannons Adam x Fem!Reader Context: When (Name) goes on a night out, and Adam doesn't get any calls or texts to let him know that she's okay. he starts to worry.

He wont tell you, but truth is, he's been worried sick.

He had told you to call him, to keep in touch.

when the clock hit (02:04), he called lute, waking her up, and told her that he didn't know where you were. she told him to relax and hung up the phone.

He couldn't even listen to some music, because whenever he did, he had to pause it every 10 seconds, thinking he could hear you at the door.

when you finally come back through the door, at (04:47), Adam is angry, but even more so, he's relieved.

"Where the fuck have you been?" seeing as you've been out at bars all night, it goes to say that you're at least a little tipsy. "Me? Where the... hiccup... Where the fuck have you been, handsome?" You say, smirking and wrapping your arms around his neck. Nope, Adam was not going to get flustered right now, much to your dismay. "I have been here, waiting for some sort of, call or something to let me know you're okay! Now, just where the fuck have you been?" "aw, was my baby getting worried?" you ask, cupping his cheeks with your hands. "It would have been nice to get a call. now get to bed."

When he finally gets you into your bed, he is exhausted. as the two of you cuddle, you wrap your wings around him.

"What are you doing?" he asks.

"keeping you warm." you reply, face tucked into his chest.

even though Adam could not be any warmer, to the point where he was almost sweating, he smiled, beginning to play with your hair in his fingers.

"thanks, babe."

"Adam."

"Yeah?"

"I love you."

"I love you too, dumbass."

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icantpickafictionalman · 2 months

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Transparent Soul

Adam x Fem!Reader

Context : (Name) sings in a band and adam is at one of her shows. they are strangers, but he has heard of her.

Content : language, making out

"i dont fuckin' know if it's a lie or its a fact, all your little fake friends 'll sell your secrets for some cash, smile in my face then put your cig out on my back, if you ever see me just get to running like the flash"

Adam stood at the front of the crowd, watching as (Name) danced around, microphone in hand. Adam had been infatuated with (name) ever since he saw one of her videos on social media, so when he saw the opportunity to go to one of her shows, he knew it was an offer he just couldn't pass up.

"I knew a boy just like you, he's a snake just like you, such a fake just like you, but i can see the truth, transparent soul"

As (Name) continued to dance around the stage, Adam wondered more and more about her. the biggest question on his mind was however, did she know who he was?

"oh i can see right through, just so you know transparent soul, i can see right through just so you know"

As (Name) was singing, adam watched her point to someone holding a sign right next to him, and blow them a kiss. when he looked round to the sign, he saw it read, "We Love you (Name)!" This made Adam think. Had he ever seen one of those signs at his concerts before? Come to think of it, he never looked into the crowd to check.

"I don't fucking know if it's paradise or it's a trap Yeah, they're treating me like royalty, but is it kissin' ass? No one's brave enough to take the fall right But it's all your fault Why you actin' like it's alright?"

as Adam enjoyed the music, he looked and watched all the other band members. 'none of them were nearly as cool as (Name)', Adam thought.

"I knew a girl just like you She was vain, just like you Such a pain, just like you And everybody knows the truth"

when Adam turned his head back round to look at (Name), he saw her staring right back at him.

"Transparent soul I can see right through, just so you know Transparent soul I can see right through, just so you know"

Adam didn't know what to think. Possibly one of the hottest girls he'd ever seen was just staring at him. Why? Well, as (Name)'s set was coming to a close, Adam thought it best to look for her after the show. Hell, maybe she would know who he was.

"It's clear to me now

You're scared of me, wow

It's clear to me now ,transparent soul

It's clear to me now

You're scared of me, wow

It's clear to me now ,transparent soul"

As the set came to a close, Adam sought after (Name). Sneaking backstage, he found her, standing next to the refreshments table, drinking a bottle of water.

"Hey, (Name)!" He said , coming up behind her. "Great set out there! I loved that last one." As (Name) turned around, her jaw dropped, and when she didn't reply to his compliment, he noticed her staring again. "You...okay?" When she didn't reply, only stared, he thought it best to introduce himself. "I'm Adam. I play too. Although we kinda play for a...different crowd." (Name) finally answered, "oh no, I know who you are. I'm just... I love your music! I can't believe you're at one of my shows!" It was now Adam's turn to be shocked. How could a girl so beautiful know who he was? Now, when Adam didn't answer, (Name) brought it upon herself to ask, "do you uh... wanna come back to my dressing room? It's uh.. a nicer scene than out here." She said with a small chuckle."oh uh, yeah! Sounds great!"

As they made their way to (Name)'s dressing room, Adam couldn't help but watch her every move. He was obsessed. He'd never experienced anything like it before.

When they finally got into the dressing room, (name) immediately flopped onto a couch, tired from the night, and grabbed her and Adam a beer. When Adam stayed standing in the middle of the room, she gestured to the space on the couch next to her, to which he happily filled.

"So what brings you to one of my shows?" Adam didn't know what to say. He couldn't tell her why he really came. That he came because she was so undeniably beautiful and he wanted a chance to slide into her pants. So he told her the first thing that came to mind. " I saw you guys, online. Looked like a cool scene." (Name) smiled. As they continued talking, opening up a few more beers, Adam let a confession slip. "Oh and when I saw you? You were just so fuckin' hot, sugartits." When he watched (name)'s face flush, he knew he had an affect on her. "You think I'm hot?" She asked, craving his affection. "Unbelievably." As they stared at each other in silence, (name) could only think one thing. "Do not look at his lips. Do not look at his lips. Do not look at his lips."until suddenly, she did. She tried to stay calm, maybe he hadn't seen it. But oh was she wrong. Adam saw it. And Adam wanted to take it farther. "Watcha lookin' at, hot stuff?" (Name) tried to think up a quick response, but her mind had blanked. "Kiss me." She muttered. "What was tha-" Adam asked but he was cut off by (name)'s lips crashing onto his, her hands moving slowly up his chest and finding perch around his neck. As he began to kiss her back, invading her mouth with his tongue, he flipped them over, so that he was now sitting above her. "Oh fuck..." she muttered, in between breaths.

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