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‘You know, now that I think about it, I think Cooper Howard might have been my first ever, honest-to-goodness crush.’

The ghoul considers getting up and leaving. He considers burning the trailer down with them both inside it. Maybe he’d let the dog out first, if he was feeling charitable. Anything to get her to shut the fuck up.

But Lucy won't stop.

‘He’s the perfect - well, you know.’ 

He can’t help himself. He doesn't know.

‘The perfect what?’

‘The perfect man. ’

She’s barely done speaking before he lifts his gun and shoots a hole in the tv screen. There’s the splintering sound of glass, a dissatisfied electrical death, then nothing. Lucy’s standing. She doesn’t look surprised, or pissed off. He expects her to whine or yell at him or go back to sulking.

What he doesn’t expect is for her to laugh. 

It only takes two steps to get to the sofa - another one to drag her up by the arm and slam her up against the kitchen counter, a whole week’s worth of frustration billowing up into a white-hot rage. 

‘How long you known? Hm?’ He wants to keep the anger out of his voice - but what would be the point? He’s already shown his hand, pushing her around like this, her whole little frame enveloped by his big, B-movie monster body. 

She doesn’t seem to care. She’s still laughing.

‘I figured it out around the time you cut my finger off.’ 

Funny, he wants to say. That’s around the same time I actually started to like you. 

I wrote a fic in which Lucy and the Ghoul watch a Cooper Howard movie. Things go downhill from there.

#lucy and the ghoul #lucy maclean/the ghoul #lucy maclean/cooper howard #fallout #fallout tv #fallout 2024 #lucy/the ghoul #sexier than it sounds i promise

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The most annoying people ever: DNI if you ship Lucy with the ghoul. that’s immoral. How could you like that Bad Man? 😭

Lynda Carter:

#the funniest thing about the whole Lucy/ghoul ship is people saying #but the age difference! #he's 200 years older than her! #like....... #first of all I think we have reached a point of no return at like year 100 #I think at that point the whole age gap becomes a bit null and void #second of all #HE EATS PEOPLE #HE EATS ASS (LITERALLY) #why is the age gap your first concern

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#every noseless guy is erik

the rest of you are ASLEEP Tumblr user @jennyfair7 is living in the year 3000

logging onto tumblr dot com to see what the freaks have to say about the ghoul in fallout

#huge galaxy brain #I am a phantom freak first and foremost

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Sebastian Stan can be in as many mid Golden Globes bait projects as he wants but he sold his soul to marvel in 2010 in an attempt to rescue himself from gay-for-pay tv show hell. The monkeys paw curled. now he could even win an Oscar playing Donald Trump but he will forever be known best for 164,000 works on ao3

#new rule im reblogging everything that comes across my tl that makes me laugh like a dog that just got stepped on #we out here bork bork borking

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Boss can i go home early some shit is happening in my fandom and im a pretty active person in the community so my presence is needed

#honestly guys #me

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WALTON GOGGINS as Cooper Howard/The Ghoul in Fallout (2024) Season 1

#walton goggins i would die for you and your insane silly not like other girls name

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BY GOD. IT’S KASTLE WITH A STEEL CHAIR.

#sdlfkjsdlfksd #just catching up in the kastle tag #jon bernthal sharing kastle content? in the year of our lord 2024 #we are so back #i dont want to be dramatic but i was going through a really incredibly hard time when the punisher s1 came out #and i remember the trailer came out on the bus and they that kastle moment and i got home and i was so happy #i think all the silly fun i had online with this fandom was a real bright stuff in a very dark time #and even though i'm a bit older now and life is better #i'll always really appreciate this silly dumb not even that good tv show for that #and i'll always happily come back for a silly time #so there's that

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deborah ann woll is back, jon bernthal is back, the kastle renaissance era is coming not even the grave was able to defeat us we'll crawl our way to canon

#so true bestie

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just finished justified series 2. there are nine interchangeable white men whose names all start with a b. beautiful simpleton timothy olyphant has killed roughly eleven hundred people (and didn't remove his shirt once). series 3 should, by all rights, follow a nation-wide manhunt for his arrest.

walton goggins is also there. legally, i should be allowed to give his forehead a little smooch.

justified series 1 is a hilarious comedy of errors about a beautiful simpleton who must follow one rule: don't shoot people. except every day he's forced into situations where is quite literally compelled to shoot people.

walton goggins is also there.

#my laptop keeps on correcting olyphant to elephant #beautiful simpleton Timothy elephant may be one of my greatest tags #I cheered at the screen when Boyd and Ava kissed #anyway I know nothing about this show except about how Boyd and raylan are in love #so if anyone spoils this show for me in the tags I will have to take u out raylan style #also having a character called boman and another one called bo is insane behaviour #justified writers just throwing handfuls of cocaine around the writers room

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justified series 1 is a hilarious comedy of errors about a beautiful simpleton who must follow one rule: don't shoot people. except every day he's forced into situations where is quite literally compelled to shoot people.

walton goggins is also there.

#justified #walton goggins #the fallout to justified pipeline is one inch short #I feel like I fell asleep and Walton goggins was called Walter and now he's walton #like #what the fuck #I just think this show is so unintentionally funny #that one dude is like please don't fuck that lady #and beautiful simpleton Timothy elephant is like #im gonna fuck her #also there's one scene where Timothy elephant has the Jesus abs and all I could think about is that its always sunny podcast ep #where they're talking about the brad Pitt Jesus abs

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feeling feral hbu

currently going insane over the fact that next year there’s gonna be new footage of frank and karen to gif like how are we feeling about THAT

#i am being so well fed rn #it would actually be maybe the funniest thing in human history if they like #had a lil smooch?? #me like: after all this time? #jon bernthal and deborah ann woll like: always #the ship that truly refused to die

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logging onto tumblr dot com to see what the freaks have to say about the ghoul in fallout

#fallout #the ghoul #cooper howard #obviously i was not disappointed #simply iconic show #i've never played or heard anything about fallout so i had no idea what was going on #but v excited for lucy and the ghoul buddy cop movie season 2

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Frank and Karen sharing screentime again WE'RE SO BACK

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YAAAAAAYYY

KASTLE IS ALIVEEEEE!

THEY'RE FUCKING BACK 🆘

#kastle #guys at this point u can just like #message me when things are happening #i checked instagram cause i couldn't sleep and was ASSAULTED by this picture #smacked in the face truly

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Jack Dawkins is so blorbo shaped. Very character!

He's an incredible surgeon. He's a master thief. He's a Victorian orphan. He's in love with the governor's daughter. He's a feminist. Hes dyslexic. He's got abandonment issues. He was in the navy. He's great with a sword. He hates Oliver Twist. He's a gambler. He's being entrapped by his father figure. He performs secret surgeries to save people and revolutionize medicine.

#“he's dyslexic” this subplot was the best part of the whole show #when i thought they were pulling a wonka and giving us another illiterate king? i screamed #“i can READ” i was born to stan

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No one:

Jack outside Belle's house to ask if she wants to help with a surgery (again):

#silly goose show #the artful dodger #a silly goose show for the girlies

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The Artful Dodger, tumblrfied: "Wet Lettuce" 8/?

#me watching this silly goose dumbo show: you've charmed me