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Hey it's April now am I allowed to be happy yet? XD

january is one of those months where you experience every feeling on the human spectrum and you just have to go about your day like that isn't happening

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Akira Toriyama would have turned 69 yesterday.

We miss you, ya fucking pervert. Hope you're enjoying your birthday up there.

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This isn't something I talk about a lot, but it's inportant for context.

I was an extremely suicidal kid, but only due to circumstances rather than depression. Every day when I got home from school, I was beaten (along with 3 of my other adopted siblings) by our adoptive parents.

EVERY

FUCKING

DAY

For 15 years, we had to deal with it, and we all found Solice in works from artists, one of my siblings preferred Jk Rowling, another preferred Stephane Meyer, and the other preferred music.

My first year of middle school, I was full well and prepared to kill myself at any given moment. I didn't see any end to the torment, but then I found the graphic novel section in our school's library. I read Kingdom Hearts, .Hack, and various TokyoPop titles, but then I stumbled upon 3 little Red books with a character strangley similar to Son Wukong in human form on the cover. I read them, and became obsessed. That was the original Dragon Ball Manga. It was goofy, had some very rated R jokes, but it was a blast. I read the entire series online by the time the second quarter of school rolled around.

Now I didn't realize the story continued until Dragon Ball Z Kai started airing on nicktoons.

And I watched, EVERY EPISODE AND MOVIE THAT AIRED.

It was my motivation. It kept me going.

"I can't kill myself, DBZKai still hasn't done the buu arc yet and theres talk of more movies and shows coming soon. They're gonna be doing GT next."

It wounds stupid I know, but I was a kid and that's all it took.

Now modern day, I turn 25 soon, and I am still keeping up on all things DBZ. I play all the games, have every episode and movie ever aired or released on DVD, and a digital copy of every book. (Including "That time I woke up as Yamcha").

Last night after a 10 hour shift at work, I got home, laid down in bed, and started playing mobile games to help me wind down. (It works for me, idk why).

Right when I was about to doze off, I get a text from from a co-worker who also liked DBZ. The text broke me. It was like I had lost something very important to me.

Akira Toriyama has worked himself to death at age 68. Died from a blood clot to the brain on March 1st.

I'll never get the chance to tell him "Thank you, for all you've done for me."

He changed my life. He made it better, made it easier to get through all hardships, even now.

I don't want him to go.

I just wish I had 1 more chance to tell him how much he impacted my life, as well as others.

Rest in peace, Akira Toriyama. You created a legacy, and you will be severely missed.

#dragon ball #akira toriyama #dragon ball z #dragon ball z kai #dragon ball gt #dragon ball super #dragon ball daima #dragon ball xenoverse 2 #dragon ball xenoverse #dragon ball z kakarot #dragon ball legends #anime #manga #mangaka #shonen #shonen jump

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Stalked the profile a bit but the payoff was huge. TEREZI SPOTTED!

and that's a wrap!!! this was fun ty for the requests ^-^

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$10 says this (talented) artist used to draw homestuck stuff.

Tntduo death note au idk

this one actually got me started on an animatic so here's the wip of that <3 everyone go listen to the deathnote musical rn

#the art style is obvious #you cant fight the homestuck

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I think I need someone to fight for, or someone to impress.

Failed all chances I had with the one... gotta let them go the absolute second someone more trustworthy comes into their life.

Well it's happened. My soul is shattering in the process and I feel defeated.

What do I do now?

Can some mystical being guide me with precise and powerful motivation so I can get through this with ease, and hopefully become a morally and successfully better person in the process?

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Sigh

*re-zips pants*

Be Normal about Elves.

#elves #if you know you know #dont say anything

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I have a feeling you stick out like a smart woman in Salem.

hey guys if i seem inactive its cause this month I am traveling around europe and these people live in the olden-times, no wifi, warm water

#burn them all #torches #and #pitchfork #salem witch trials

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Give me your lungs

#poetry

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Video games will forever fill me with the pride I could never achieve in life.

#video games #pokemon #pokemon scarlet and violet #the legend of zelda #tears of the kingdom #portal #portal 2 #tf2 #csgo #new super mario bros #beat saber #pavlov shack #vr chat #garrys mod #destroy all humans #medal of honor #super mario odyssey #breath of the wild

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Anarchy is appealing, but order is ideal.

Why are there no compromises?

#alternative #wtf is going on #what am i saying #lethal mind #consider this my depressed rant

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It was premeditated.

It was a hate crime.

It was murder in the first degree.

There is absolutely no justification for defending a domestic terrorist.

Audrey Hale can rest in piss.

#in light of recent news #nashville #tennessee #domestic terrorism

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Hey have you ever heard of Jennifer Murphy?

Watch this video before going any further

Let's figure out her background.

Okay, so back in 2004, she held the title of Miss Oregon. She won that title in 2003 and proceeded to try her disgusting fucking luck to place

Top fucking 10 in the Miss America 2004 pageant

Good for her, I guess? I fucking hate beauty pageants. Not because they're demasculating or anything.

They are just

So

Fecking

BORING

Okay now shit takes a quick left turn, or actually a right turn? You'll see what I mean.

In the Apprentice Season 4, she was one of the "contestants"?

She was fired on week 6, she had lost week 1, won week 2, and lost weeks 3-5.

She wasn't a beauty pageant person at the time. The show said she was an ad sales manager.

You're supposed to be smart for those kinds of jobs right? Like I'm pretty sure there's a law about keeping stupid people out of sales?

Regardless, that whole thing was gobshite. Back in the Miss USA Pageant, she asked Trump (Who owns part of Miss Universe) if she could be on his show.

Oh and apparently Trump kissed her on the mouth.

Okay, okay, put away your pitchforks and torches. You should have known as soon as I said "Trump" and "Beauty Pageant" in the same sentence you're gonna hear about SEXUAL HARRASMENT

It's the same as if I were to use "Obama" and "Hospital" in the same sentence, you're gonna hear about [REDACTED]

She still voted for Trump in 2016 btw.

She went on to become an "esteemed"* and "talented"* actress. In 2007 she was starring as Dream girl in CSI.

And Lauren in a short film called Someone to love.

Oh but wait! She starred as MRS. FALLS IN 2008s KILLER MOVIE.

And in 2012 she played in another short film that I don't know because I've never watched any of this shit and never heard of any of it except CSI because everybody and their fucking grandmother knows what CSI is.

So in 2016 she released her own line of beds and thought of a generously STUPID PLAN.

Here is her exact thought process because she has the IQ of a... idk what fucking creature could be as stupid as her... hmmm.

Anyway here's what she was (probably) thinking.

"Oh dear me, how am I to sell these gloriously made beds that I have made so I can sell them.

Well maybe I can sell them by telling people they are gloriously made? And that I made them? Then I can sell them?

But why would people care?

Oh Ninja Turtles 2 is coming out! I like Ninja Turtles, People like me! People like Ninja Turtles! I'll sing a song about Ninjas!!!"

Dumb fucking bitch did it too! She threw a whole ass private gathering JUST TO HEAR HER SING THIS FUCKING NINJA SONG SO THE PEOPLE INVITED COULD HELP SELL HER DUMBASS BEDS!

Then she uploaded it to YouTube in spring of 2016 (My deepest apologies to Persephone). She then removed the video in July of the same year.

THEN RE-RELEASED THE VIDEO 2 YEARS AGO!

Rule of life is, some bitches are just plain stupid.

Go ahead and fact check me, my OCD KICKED IN, YOU AIN'T GONNA FIND A SINGLE INNACURACY and if you do pretend you didn't or else I'll look stupid thanks.

#today i learned #beauty #pageant #miss america #dark humor #trump #the apprentice #election 2016 #Youtube #memes #comedy

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I love Gaslighting. It's a powerful manipulation tool if used properly.

My only example, I like to Gaslight myself into thinking everything will be alright.

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Okay so I figured out how small businesses in my state can gain a decent tax write off due to how our cities are laid out.

So basically churches get a new grand piano every couple years, and when they do, they usually put the old one on facebook marketplace or some other selling site for no price at all, just give it away. BUT the person has to pick it up themselves. Nobody usually takes the piano because of THAT reason. So a small business can pay a small fee to have it picked up (that fee can also be a write-off) it will be brought into the business as part of a raffel, basically the business will print out a bunch of sheet music and people can pay $15 to try to attempt to play one of the songs chosen at random. If they successfully do, their name and contact info will be placed in a drawing, and after 30-60 days, the drawing will be held. The winner will be contacted, and the money will go towards the moving and placement of the piano so the customer doesn't have to lift a finger. They can get their picture taken, and it can be displayed in business as the official winner. The remaining balance will be donated to charity.

Cost of initially moving the piano would be $225

Aquired funds from the business, assuming it's small but popular, and gains popularity over raffel would be (approximately) $3500

Cost to move piano to customer's house would be anywhere between $150 to $400

Piano donated valued at average $50,000 (write-off value)

Total tax write-off would be $52,875

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I have a very weird hobby where I like to get stoned and let my brain just cut loose with weird thoughts.

Sometimes, it's refreshing.

However, when this happens, my brain pulls words I heard maybe.... 20 years ago from my memory and was too young to learn what it meant.

Today's word was ambrosia.

I Googled this word.

It is a pussy ass fruit salad.

I thought of that word out of nowhere and it's currently 7am so maybe one of my alternate timeline selves is ordering abrosia from somewhere and all I can think is "bro, you ordering ambrosia at 7am, or making it? Wtf, how rich are you? Why you choosing a cowards breakfast, what kind of job do you have that makes you get up at 7am for ambrosia?"

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So I got this stupid fucking mask off of amazon a couple years back right? The one V wears in V for Vendetta.

I stuck it on my lamp because fuck it and it has created a wicked cool art piece.