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this blog is perfect

Thank you. It’s dead though since they decided to marry him off to a princess. So this is the end! Thank you for stopping by! 

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Harry spread Eggsy’s cheeks and rubbed the entrance with his lubricated finger. 

Eggsy’s hole squeezed at the contact. He pushed back against Harry’s finger, trying to get it inside him as soon as possible. Harry moved back and exhaled, trying his hardest not to put his cock in now, and hurting his lover. 

“Patience, Eggsy.” 

“I thought you were dead, Harry. I’m done being patient.” 

Eggsy reached for Harry’s hand and held it tight. While Harry’s finger was stretched out, Eggsy leaned back. His hole slowly sucked in Harry’s finger, making him moan in the process. It was quite a sight to see; Eggsy grinding his hips with quickening pace, and squeezing his pink flesh hungrily around Harry’s finger, going all the way to the brim. His flesh was swollen and twitched as it became really wet. It glistened under the fluorescent light.  

“Come in, please,” Eggsy pleaded, breathing hard. A whimper escaped his lips when Harry stuck in a second finger.  

Harry couldn’t hold back much longer after that. He unzipped his pants.

“Terrible boy... you asked for it.” 

#hartwin #hartwin smut #nsfw #drabble

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Harry: In my past I’ve taught you the way of a Kingsmen. But now, in my new life, I must teach you the way of a Seamen!

Eggsy, excited: Did you say semen?

Harry: Here’s your very own eye patch, my boy.

Eggsy: *holds and looks at the patch for a bit then throws it on the ground*

Eggsy: FUCK THIS SHIT

#kingsmen: the secret service #spoilers #because of harry's pirate patch

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All the filth, pwease

Harry put the dick in Eggsy’s bumbum hole and it was a good and dirty time

#asks #anon

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HARRY IS FUCKING ALIVE!! my poor gay heart DD:

HE A PIRATE

#asks #anon

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30 day AU challenge: 6. 1920s/Mafia

“Darby ain’t gonna be a problem anymore, boss.”

“Good boy.”

I couldn’t decide if I want to make Eggsy a muscle or a trophy boy. But then again why not both??? I can do whatever I want! ha!

#hartwin #fanart #au #thank you sensei

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Manners maketh man

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30 day AU challenge: 5. Western

“Howdy, partner”

>///< I don’t even know. 

#hartwin #fanart

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You think I’ve got anything to lose?

#eggsy

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#eggsy

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きんぐすま～ん

#fanart

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I can’t wait for Kingsman 2 to come out just so I can watch Taron Egerton drool over Colin Firth during interviews

#kingsman #it's so fucking funny and cute

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Seeing @hartwinfilth as a blog suggestion 

#hehe

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Thank you and congrats!

First of all, a huge thank you to the lovely @dat-inu ♥ ♥ ♥ She drew the fanart I used in the header and allowed me to use it - check out her blog! Thank you my darling! :*

So I hit 200 followers with this blog (actually I did yesterday but I had a major headache so I’m doing something today instead) and as a small thank you to all the fabulous blogs out there I’m doing a little follow forever <3

~ mutuals & friends (✿ ♥‿♥) ~

@dat-inu @restless-broken-alice @kingsmanbruv @natacakey @arsenicarithmetic @kingsmanobsessee @fangirl-maketh-fics @azilver @shalimaasfalan @inkstainsinmyheartandhands @mandy-hope-san @breathtakinglybrutal @eggsy-in-the-sky @they-ignoreme @aggressivelybisexualeggsy @phaeleah @harryunwin @kingsphan @percyval @eggsytrash @willasherlyscottholmes @fellowshipofhartwin @kingstier @agentdagonet @blacktofade

~ other fabulous blogs (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ ~

@chesterqueen @eggmuffinwrites @roxy–morton @enjoy-acne @prodigalqueer @itsabulldoginnit @hartwinismylife @lionhartwin @hartwinmyhead @gentlemensarmor @pretentious-trash @harryfuckinhart @gaalahad @hartwinmakesmecryalot @randomhartwin @smol-eggsy @hartwinorlose @kinksman88 @sleepyvanni @hartfulloflove @fittingroomthree @hartwinnnnnnnnnnnn @harryeggsi @turnonegerton @galahadftw @hartwinlove @egerrton @omega-eggsy-hart @violentcheese @rentboyonthecornerofsmithsstreet @a-gent-galahad @garyunwin @aint-that-kind-of-movie @zinfandelli @mannersmakethmal @officialharryharttrashblog @oggalahad @eggaleggsy @faedreamer @kingsmankaiju @hartwintrashcan @hartwin-edits @takeanotherpieceofmyhartwin @littlebitofyourhart @dailyeggsyunwin @fanofthefirth @miss-bronte @kingsman-nights @hartwinfilth @textsfromthetailors @sherlocksbuttonhole @kingsmanhartwin @hartwinner @agenthartwin @harttwin @harryeggsy @gay4galahad @unwinthehart @wellyourefullofsurprises @galahard @dream-about-dancing

A big big thank you to all of you for being great and having amazing blogs!! <3 (I’m so sorry if I forgot anyone T^T)

(Also, pls don’t forget that I’m always happy to talk to y’all even if we’re not mutuals!!)

#ff

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Fantastic fashion illustrations of Kingsman’s Merlin, by  零＠通販始めた, featured before in this post. Loving the Leyendecker vibes.

#fanart #kingsman

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#eggsy

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After Harry died, do you think Eggsy went home to his mom and embraced her as tightly as he did when he was six and cried into her chest because he could only find comfort in her arms during such hardships? Did his mom softly pet his hair and whisper “it’s okay, love, it’s okay, you’re going to be okay” as best as she could like she’d done all those years? How much do you think he drank to numb any memory of V-Day? How badly did Eggsy want to see Harry? How badly did it hurt.

#hartwin #angst #why am i making my son suffer