âCome on, Bruce! I have theories that you should listen to!â
âAre these theories suggesting your brother is the web slinging metahuman who has been on the scene long enough to be Dickâs age?â
Jason throws his hands up in the air. âYes! Theyâre sound! How are you ignoring all of the evidence in front of you?â
Bruce pinches the bridge of his nose. âJason, if Tim is Cardinal, and Iâm not saying he is, but if he was, that would put Cardinal at the age of 12 during his debut.â
Dick crosses his arms, eyebrow raised. âI was 9 (canât remember if this is the age I am going with) when I started as Robin.â
Jason throws his arms to Dickâs general direction. See?
Dick side eyes him. âIâm not agreeing to your half baked theory that has no evidence to back it up.â
âOh, Pride and Prejudice, you cannot be this dense!â
âWhatâs going on here?â Tim emerges from the shadows as if he were Batman. Beside him is Duke and Cassandra.
âNothing, dweeb. I have some peppermint candies if you want some.â
Tim scrunches his nose. âPass. Now, what movie are we watching?â
Debating the hilarity of Jason knowing Tim is Cardinal and no one believes himânot even âAll Knowingâ Alfred. He just doesnât understand how no one can see it.
âTim, you donât like the hot chocolate Alfred makes?â
âHe adds peppermint. I donât like peppermint and I break out into hives.â
âFunny, did you know spiders donât like peppermint?â
*groans*
âNeither do insects such as ants. Itâs what we use to ward them away in the my house.â
âI was wondering why Tim never liked going to your house Duke. I just thought it was because it was beneath him.â
Tim clicks a button and the tv turns into a âwhy Tim isnât classist because of his generational wealthâ PowerPoint.
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âYou good there, buddy?â
âIâm fine, Dick. Itâs too cold.â
âYeah Dick, spiders canât thermoregulate and will go into brumation.â
âNot this again, Jason. Just help me with Tim.â
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Debating the hilarity of Jason knowing Tim is Cardinal and no one believes himânot even âAll Knowingâ Alfred. He just doesnât understand how no one can see it.
âTim, you donât like the hot chocolate Alfred makes?â
âHe adds peppermint. I donât like peppermint and I break out into hives.â
âFunny, did you know spiders donât like peppermint?â
*groans*
âNeither do insects such as ants. Itâs what we use to ward them away in the my house.â
âI was wondering why Tim never liked going to your house Duke. I just thought it was because it was beneath him.â
Tim clicks a button and the tv turns into a âwhy Tim isnât classist because of his generational wealthâ PowerPoint.
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âYou good there, buddy?â
âIâm fine, Dick. Itâs too cold.â
âYeah Dick, spiders canât thermoregulate and will go into brumation.â
âNot this again, Jason. Just help me with Tim.â
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DP x DC but letâs throw Randy Cunningham 9th Grade Ninja in.
Long story short: Danny and Randy are friends. Danny found his place in the Batfamily. Raâs Al Gul is a pain in the ass so Danny and Randy devise a plan to get rid of him without killing.
The two of them infiltrate the Nanda Parbat. Coincidentally Batman and Robin got whiff of their plan (but not the full of it) and followed to keep them safe.
A fight ensues, the heroes start to lose and itâs not looking good.
Then Raâs appears⌠and goes to the Ninja, demanding to be given the knowledge that the Norisu clan had been containing within the secret book - the Ninja-Nomicon. Ninja is threatened that if he wonât show the book, all of his allies will die.
Randy exchanges a glance with Danny and they share a small nod.
Ninja opens the Nomicon and gets pulled in along with Raâs. Inside he explains how the book works and how it trained new ninjas for generations.
âBut thatâs not what you need, donât you? You need the ultimate knowledge the Nomicon can provide, right?â
And so Randy leads Raâs Al Gul to the Ultimate Lesson.
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Dick: Hey, has anyone seen Tim?
Jason: No, why would I keep up with that nerd?
Damian: You're one to talk about being a nerd.
Jason: OI!
Duke, walks in: Are they fighting again?
Dick: When aren't they fighting? It's their love language at this point. Anyway, have you seen Tim?
Duke, sweats: No?
Dick, narrows his eyes: If you say so. I heard there's a new skate park opening up, wondering if he's wanting to go with me.
Background crashing sounds:
Duke: Actually, I think I know where he is.
Tim, rushing in with skateboard: Skate park?
Dick, absentmindedly picking off spider webs from Tim's hair: Yep! Duke, wanna join?
Duke, staring at Tim and Dick with disbelief: Sure.
Duke definitely doesn't know how Tim has gone this far without spilling his secrets.
Yes, Tim was napping in a web cocoon.
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i tried looking for this fanfic for the past 5 hours but i can't find it. i know i read it before but no dice. Instead i found a similar fic
Ok this is a weird one
I'm looking for a fic that I read like a long time agoďżź the batfamily like forgets Tim's birthday Damian finds out and one of the last lines is him like staring Bruce in the face and threatening him, and I really would like to read it again so if anyone knows what that is, please let me know ďżź
Also, I'm a sucker for a protective Damian because I think that kid is cooler than half the fucking bat family so like if you know of a fic rec , let me know ďżź
Also, don't ask me why I can't ever find the shit I read it might be because I read way too much shit but it's literally like I cannot remember a title to save my life
OK so I can't find that one but I found one a little similar the concepts a little different, but Damian's a fucking delight in the fic so I'm gonna share it
I loved this Fic and I mean it was cute and sad ďżź
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Duke: Are you crocheting?
Tim, running on 2 hours of sleep: The spider instincts wish to weave!
Duke, slightly weirded out: Okay? Whatcha making?
Tim, holding up his creation: Blanket!
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I mean, a good way to simplify it can be âDisturbing Reasons Auâ. Though itâs a good short and simple tag
A title can be,
â101 Disturbing Reasons Not to Killâa Tim Drake Memoir.â
lol idk
Sooooooo how badly do you guys want a part 2 of my Tim drake doesnât kill for a disturbing reason AUďżź??
Cuz how much you interact with this post is how quickly it gets done
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Headcanon for Timâs next birthday:
Tim, about to open Bruce's gift:
Tim: Bruce I swear to god, if this is a repeat of that one birthday, I will kill you, all of Gotham, Iâll even set the whole city on fire, just for good measure.
Bruce, nervous: No itâs notâŚ
The Batfamily:
Tim: What? It was a really bad birthday.
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Tim: ...so that's how I ended up in Bludhaven with a fake uncle.
Jason: ...
Tim: What?
Jason: Let me make sure I'm understanding this correctly before I respond. Your dad was murdered. Your stepmom, who never adopted you, was in a mental hospital. Dick was awol. Cass was still basically a baby as well and was finding herself. B was avoiding you because he felt guilty about getting your dad murdered.
Tim: He didn't-
Jason *speaking over him forcefully*: Then you dropped out of school, so no one could possibly miss you while you lived with a man who was a complete stranger to you and who knew you had money and no adults worth a damn in your life.
Jason *takes deep breath*: Why the fuck would you do that?!
Tim: Well, at first I wasn't sure what was going to happen to me and Batman needs Robin, but we also both needed some space to grieve. I had to make sure I was still available to Bruce while also leaving us some breathing room. Plus, Dick was out of town, so Bludhaven needed a vigilante anyway.
Jason: Okay, ignoring the twenty other things wrong with that statement, did it never occur to you that Bruce could just adopt you?
Tim: Well, Yeah. But he'd just adopted Dick, which was a really big deal for him, emotionally, you know? I was worried he'd feel bad if Bruce turned around and adopted me.
Jason: You were worried Dick would feel bad if Bruce adopted you when you had literally no one else?
Tim: Yeah. I was used to being alone anyway and you know how he can get when it comes to Bruce.
Jason: So you decided to move in with a strange man who was down on his luck and might, oh, I don't know, murder the weird, wealthy child whose bank account he had access to?!
Tim: I paid him. I never gave him direct access to my bank account.
Jason: Oh, well that makes everything fine then. He'd just have to force you to hand over more cash. Or hold you hostage against Bruce. Or blackmail you to keep you as his baby sugar daddy.
Tim: I set up everything about his fake identity so he couldn't try to blackmail me without looking really sketchy himself and he never knew about Robin, so what would he blackmail me with anyway?
Jason: How about telling Bruce what you did, since the charade was obviously mostly for him?
Tim: Then he'd risk losing everything while I moved in with Bruce. Nothing he could do against me would gain him anything, so what was the worst that could happen?
Jason: He could have murdered you in your sleep! He could've jumped you while you were vulnerable! He could've threaten to report you to a truancy officer if you didn't do something he wanted! He could've drugged you and sold you to traffickers! Fuck, I don't want to keep thinking about all the horrible things that could've happened to your idiotic baby past self. So let me just reiterate the important question: What the fuck were you thinking?!
Tim: Why does every funny story I tell you end up with you freaking out and yelling at me?
Jason: Because every story you think is a funny childhood anecdote is actually a fucking terrifying misadventure that you just somehow survived!
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Finished Timâs Cardinal suit! :3
I think my signature is funny looking lol. It kinda looks like an H instead of what it actually is.
Did I capture Timmyâs sass?
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Jason: What's keeping you from snapping and killing everybody?
Tim: Lady Shiva and Gun Batman
Steph: Gun what??
Duke: Lady Shiva??!
Everyone: [slowly back away from Tim]
Tim: [extremely unconvincingly] By which I meant my unwavering moral compass, obviously
Jason: Right. Obviously.
Tim: Would this conversation have gone better if I had said 'spite'?
Duke: Not really!
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Current favourite headcanon: Tim is supremely unbothered by truth serum/truth serum-adjacent toxins and spells because a) he's excellent at manipulating the caveats of an order/question and b) he has so many fucking secrets that broad questions only lead to the person asking getting traumatized by the answer
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Final results are in!
Jason will become the Red Hood after his death without Tim taking up the Robin mantle!!
A big thank you to everyone who voted for this poll! :3
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Tie breaker!!
The final decision: Jason Dies and becomes Red Hood
The first one would be a bit harsh on Tim because mojnlighting as both a daytime hero and nighttime hero would be terrible; however, the gags would be hilarious
Second one, Tim doesnât take up the Robin mantle. No way am I subjecting Duke to Bruceâs depression spiral to make him Robin. But as Cardinal, Tim would do his best to keep Batman in check even if it means getting hurt.
It would be great if I could set it for two days but no. Oh well.
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Oh wow! ThatâsâHnng. Yâall really want Bruce to GK through it.
Iâm a little shock that Duke becoming Robin wasnât the popular choice.
This means a tiebreaker must be in place
Thinking about Spidertim and canât help but debate whether or not to kill Jason and follow the events in canon. Like Tim becoming Robin and such.
However, I do enjoy the thought of fake dating between Cardinal and Red Robin but ehhh.
I really donât think nor want Tim as Robin (donât mind it being temporary like Stephanieâs run) probably a few months or something. Idk. Gonna make a poll.
The first one would be a bit harsh on Tim because mojnlighting as both a daytime hero and nighttime hero would be terrible; however, the gags would be hilarious
Second one, Jason just becomes a new vigilante. I think âDeath in the familyâ and few other content he takes up the Red Robin mantle? No Robin successor
Third one, Tim doesnât take up the Robin mantle. No way am I subjecting Duke to Bruceâs depression spiral to make him Robin. But as Cardinal, Tim would do his best to keep Batman in check even if it means getting hurt.
Fourth one, Duke takes up the Robin mantle when Jason moves on from being Robin.
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Thinking about Spidertim and canât help but debate whether or not to kill Jason and follow the events in canon. Like Tim becoming Robin and such.
However, I do enjoy the thought of fake dating between Cardinal and Red Robin but ehhh.
I really donât think nor want Tim as Robin (donât mind it being temporary like Stephanieâs run) probably a few months or something. Idk. Gonna make a poll.
The first one would be a bit harsh on Tim because mojnlighting as both a daytime hero and nighttime hero would be terrible; however, the gags would be hilarious
Second one, Jason just becomes a new vigilante. I think âDeath in the familyâ and few other content he takes up the Red Robin mantle? No Robin successor
Third one, Tim doesnât take up the Robin mantle. No way am I subjecting Duke to Bruceâs depression spiral to make him Robin. But as Cardinal, Tim would do his best to keep Batman in check even if it means getting hurt.
Fourth one, Duke takes up the Robin mantle when Jason moves on from being Robin.
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Duke: Whatâs wrong with Bruce?
Tim: Oh, Cardinal took over a case he was working on.
Duke: He doesnât like . . . Cardinal?
Tim, who is Cardinal: Nope. Heâs just jealous âcause heâs smarter
Bruce: Heâs reckless and annoying
Duke, who knows: Heâs not that bad, right Tim?
Bruce: Why are you asking him? He doesnât like him either.
Duke and Tim, side eyeing each other:
Bruce: Tim?
Tim: Look, I donât know how to tell you this.
Worried parent: Tim?
Liar: Iâmâ
Unhelpful: Dating Cardinal!
Lying liar who lies: *glares at Duke*
Stroke in progress: Youâre what?
Cardinal: Dating Cardinal? I didnât know how to tell you! You donât like him.
Little shit: As Red Robin.
In too deep: *sighs* Yes, Iâm dating him as Red Robin.
Bruce:
Middle child: Bruce?
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