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People need to get over this phase of abandoning fandoms so fast. There are 70 year old women still into Spirk and you people can’t hold onto a man for a month. Shape up and stop abandoning your gently used blorbos in wet cardboard boxes on the side of the highway after a week

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it’s psychological horror to YOU. to me it’s a romcom

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me and a adult eddie kasbrak have one thing in common, that being a intense desire to have richie tozier rearrange our guts.

#school is kicking my ass #so i should be allowed to horny post on main #as a treat #but i was reading in the heat of the summer by skinks (i highly recommend it btw) and i was just foaming at the mouth the whole time #bcs i’m jealous that eddie gets to ride that dick tbh #my digital footprint be damned im gonna yell about wanting to fuck bill hader #let’s hope this reaches the right audience #it 2017 #it 2019 #it chapter one #it chapter two #eddie kaspbrak #richie tozier #bill hader #text post

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i don’t give a shit that he’s 6’2 i want him MOANING and WHIMPERING

#if you saw this no you didn't #me to my friends #i’m sorry but #men whimpering #have me in a CHOKEHOLD #just because you’re tall dumb and handsome doesn’t mean your above getting on your knees and whimpering #he needs to be #submisive and breedable #i hope this reaches the right people #i stg #my thoughts #text post

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okay so i have a new blog bcs i lost the email to my other lmao. but it’s fine bcs that blog had a lot of trolls and crap. hey there y’all i’m madison and i use she/they pronouns. i like art, spider-man, horror movies, snakes, & 80’s teen movies. ngl wish that was all but alas it’s not so here’s a few things you should know about me/this account.

-since i refuse to move on from years old fandoms a lot of my posts are gonna be about both It (2017) & It Chapter 2 (2019) bcs my adhd rat brain refuses to let go of the clown movies.

-if ur homophobic, transphobic, racist, antisemitic, sexist, a map (google it), or anything else that wants to hurt people or believes other people don’t deserve human rights, please stay the fuck away from me. harassment will get you banned.

-I am asexual but don’t think that stops me from being down bad for fictional men lmao.

-cw for some sexual themes, language, and some mildly disturbing stuff.(trigger warning will be given on a post by post basis.)

-i’m not showing my face/body due to self image issues so any photos you see ARE NOT ME. please don’t ask for photos of me, that’s fucking weird bro.

-if something is reblogged/reposted i’ll attempt to credit as best as i can.

-my asks are open but i have the right to ignore any weird or hateful asks/dms.

if i can think of anything else i’ll come back and edit this post but for now that’s all folks.

#i mainly came back to the hellsite #so i could yell about my feelings #for older/fictional dudes #and have people AGREE #introductory post #intro post #introducing myself #pinned intro