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Happy May.

#i scheduled this like a year ago from when youre reading these tags so hi me from the past #video #funny

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RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33

#caspar tag #funny

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MARCILLE: So I was wondering...what kind of person is your wife?

ESPRIT DE CORPS (Easy: Success): She'll never be satisfied with bare minimum answers. She wants to know more about you, to connect with you on a genuine interpersonal level.

LOGIC (Easy: Failure): This is obviously not what you want. You are an impenetrable fortress of solitude, and she should respect that.

PAIN THRESHOLD: Also, it's an embarrassing subject.

AUTHORITY (Medium: Success): Well fuck that- Chilchuck Tims does NOT get embarrassed, especially not in front of a mere Wöman. You absolutely cannot tell her the real truth about your marriage and how it ended. It would harm your professional reputation. You've got to redirect this line of questioning.

1. "I'd rather not talk about my personal life on the clock."

2. [Drama- Legendary 14] "What about YOUR love life, Marcille? Have you met any cute boys lately? Tell me about all the cute BOYS you're into, Marcille."

3. Simply ignore her question and hope she doesn't ask it again.

4. [Suggestion- Challenging 12] Lie convincingly about a less embarrassing situation than your wife leaving you and moving in with your daughter. It's very important that whatever lie you come up with is less interesting than the real story, and puts you in a good light to protect your reputation and maintain your professionalism.

CHECK FAILURE!

You:

#dunmeshi #dungeon meshi spoilers #chilchuck (dm) #disco Elysium #crossover #love these we should apply disco elysium skills to more unrelated characters

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#grow up dude #fandom needs to understand that chilchuck isnt even really opposed to eating monsters not even at the beginning. like #he has limits on what they should be eating. absolutely no demihumans allowed #but even he is a bit flexible with this limit maybe demihuman eggs and fruits are fine #and then for regular monsters i dont ever recall him making a fuss #he was just a bit put off by the mimic but thats for obvious reasons #and he was also a bit suspicious of the ghost ice cream because it felt a bit too close to some shady magic for his tastes #but then he came around on both #anyways sorry for the rant in tags my point is. chilchuck is fine with this #he wont participate in the laios and senshi madness but he will eat what they make #marcille is the picky italian here #dunmeshi #laios (dm) #chilchuck (dm) #marcille (dm) #senshi (dm)

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Being a bi guy quite possibly the funniest sexuality like dammmnnnn I know who John Waters is and jerk it to twinks in panties but I got a coffee date with Hetero Jessica from work at 3 thats her name heteroooo jessica thats her name folks thats what we call her hertero jessica

#this is so funny #im not a guy or bi but i understood this in my bones thanks for such a rich firsthand account #nsfw text #funny

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she chil on my chuck til i tims

#union mandated timbs for all halflings in the guild #one of his proudest achievements as union leader #dunmeshi #funny #chilchuck (dm)

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#ring fit adventure???? #uhhh i got too buff? thats a crime right #funny #tag meme

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real darkness has love for a face.

#disco Elysium #dolores dei

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4 the people who wanted Izutsumi I’ll draw her more later after I am free from homework!

#izutsumi (dm) #dunmeshi

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msg

#this is what dungeon meshi is about

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kabby and friends

#kabru (dm) #rin (dm) #kuro (dm) #mickbell (dm) #daya (dm) #holm (dm) #dunmeshi #the sillies!

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dungeon yuri

#strongest soldier in the yuri trenches #marcille (dm) #dunmeshi

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Expertise can't help you here.

#dunmeshi #falin (dm) #kabru (dm) #laios (dm) #dungeon meshi spoilers

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MARCILLE'S DESPERATION FOR FALIN THE ENTIRE TIME. TO THE POINT OF NEEDING TO BE HELD BACK SO SHE DOESN'T RUSH IN AND GET HERSELF KILLED. THINKING THAT FALIN, HER FALIN WOULD NEVER HURT HER. GOD.

THEN DEFENDING HER DURING AND AFTER FALIN IS MERCILESSLY KILLING PEOPLE IN FRONT OF THEM AND BEGGING THEM NOT TO KILL HER. GOD. SAPPHICS PORTRAY DEVOTION LIKE NO OTHER

#the sheer hurt she is going thru #feeling like a failure feeling like she caused this and people like toshiro and maizuru are telling her to her face #but worst of all she feels like the suffering falin is going thru right now is all on her #WAGHHH #marcille (dm) #dunmeshi #dungeon meshi spoilers #meta

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Zzz...

#a man and his not daughter #izutsumi (dm) #chilchuck (dm) #dunmeshi

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can you get that weird guy out of here please. I’m starting to feel a little bit flustered and i don’t want to confront & come to terms with that right now

#casphardt tag #this is how Linhardt (didnt) realize he had a crush on Caspar

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Laios saying he's stronger and better organized than Shuro because he eats 3 meals every day and sleeps properly is probably one of the most encouraging things a fictional character has ever said to me

#i fuck heavy with laios #im also a 3 meals a day plus snacks plus 7-8 hours of sleep a day kinda person #he gets it #dunmeshi #dungeon meshi spoilers #meta #laios (dm)