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galaxygolfergirl · 18 hours
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one time i went through the taco bell drive thru and when i tried to order a baja blast i said “mountain boo bah” and then i just left. couldn’t recover
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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.
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galaxygolfergirl · 21 hours
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"Old friend" is a gayass thing to call someone
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Clouds over the glacier
Gosausee, September 2023
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galaxygolfergirl · 2 days
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Obi-Wan wears like 53 layer of robes so everyone assumes he’s kinda soft especially compared to his ‘in the prime of his youth’ former Padawan but then one day he goes shirtless to spar and he’s shredded, he has an 8 pack. Clones and Jedi alike are choking on drinks and tripping into walls. Ahsoka is covering her eyes and screaming because that’s basically her grandpa. Anakin has to throw a robe over Obi-Wan like The Birth of Venus. 
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galaxygolfergirl · 2 days
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OK I read about what you wrote about Lucas' determination of not having Obi-wan and Satine have any physical relationship, even when he was a Padawan protecting her in the past. But still, how can that be, if Obi-wan was longing for her to tell him how she felt after she was held at gunpoint and he was chasing after her in Voyage of Temptation? You can see Obi-wan shake his head sadly when she said she had to return to her duties when Anakin interrupted them? Something had to happen before?
I’m right there with you, Anon, and let me tell you why!
REASON 1: YOU REALLY THINK I’M SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE THAT KORKIE IS NOT OBI-WAN AND SATINE’S LOVE CHILD?
I’m sorry but look at this kid:
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Mom’s lips and skinny nose. Dad’s hair and brows. Just look at that eyebrow arch:
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He even has the Kenobi chin stroke:
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And because I have plenty of time on my hands, I went ahead and Photoshopped Korkie’s hair onto Obi-Wan (this makes me laugh so hard!):
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REASON 2: “HAD YOU SAID THE WORD, I WOULD HAVE LEFT THE JEDI ORDER.”
This declaration by Obi-Wan to Satine in Voyage of Temptation is kind of a huge deal. Do you really think Kenobi would offer to give up being a Jedi for some chaste, childish first crush? Considering that Obi-Wan is often stoic to the point of appearing cold and aloof, I find it extremely telling that he would have willingly given up the Jedi to be with Satine (at least when he was young - I do not believe he would have left the Jedi for her if she’d asked him during the Clone Wars, but that’s a whole other discussion).
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Obi-Wan’s confession indicates that he and Satine shared a deeper, more passionate kind of connection, something that young Kenobi found more fulfilling than his Jedi apprenticeship. Obi-Wan Kenobi does not make capricious decisions. He may make quick decisions based on instinct or intuition, but you really can’t accuse him of being irrational. If he was willing to leave the Order, he had good reason for his decision.
If anyone who wants to watch this wonderful/heartbreaking moment, here you go:
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In conclusion, my dear Anon, I agree that Obitine most likely had a physical relationship when they were young. I think that although George Lucas did not sanction the idea, the Clone Wars creators went as far as they could dropping hints and indirect clues without explicitly going against George’s wishes.
Until this is addressed canonically, the best we can hope for is to believe what we want to believe.
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If you're having trouble keeping up with what's going on in Palestine because of US news coverage of university protests, here are some articles you can read and a video you can watch:
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While CNN & all the other mainstream media try to paint the university protests as "pro terrorism" (which they're not, they're literally anti-war protests.) Palestinians are being slaughtered by the minute.
Please don't stop speaking about Palestine.
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galaxygolfergirl · 2 days
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i have midterms tomorrow and here i am 
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galaxygolfergirl · 2 days
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Full Pink Moon 2024 l Andrew McCarthy
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galaxygolfergirl · 2 days
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Fanduel Sportsbook may you suffer a fate worse than death for your incessant and relentless marketing campaign of irritation and terror. Every time I see Rob Gronkowski I want to put his head in a waffle iron. ENOUGH. WE GET IT. YOU CAN GAMBLE IN NORTH CAROLINA NOW. SHUT UP.
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galaxygolfergirl · 2 days
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Is this a meme
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