Saddest thing ever is reading an academic paper about a threatened or declining species where you can tell the author is really trying to come up with ways the animal could hypothetically be useful to humans in a desperate attempt to get someone to care. Nobody gives a shit about the animals that “don’t affect” us and it seriously breaks my heart
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i wish this was in my cart and not someone else’s
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I had to find out what the rest of that sentence said and it’s “fed them oats and other grains to keep them alive.” Oatmeal will never be the same.
https://omgfacts.com/article/451
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oh, yeah, eat it, you nasty little termite.
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you talk like a book! Shut the fuck up!
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I want to talk to your manager!
I am the manager.
Well, then I wanna talk to the guy below you so we can commiserate about what a fucking cunt you are!
All right. Hey. Gary. Come here.
Big Mouth S4E4: Cafeteria Girls
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