#retail life

[winter-seance]

#polls #poll #retail life #retail #antiwork #capitalism

[cashiercomplaints]

#retail problems #i hate retail #retail hell #cashier complaints #cashier problems #retail #lol #retail memes #meme #customer service #retail life

[justplainsalty]

Cash Register Controversy

OK tumblr, poll time. This topic has caused unexpected and SIGNIFICANT disagreement in the friend group, divided families, etc, and now we need to know who is right. Both sides are disturbed at the other's way of life. There can be no compromise.

After you vote, kindly put your country/state/etc, your industry (food service? retail? ticketing? banking? something else?), and your handedness (left or right) in the tags, because we need to know how and why this schism exists in order to sleep at night.

#tumblr polls #tumblr science #retail life #poll #job training #please help this escape containment #because my friends really can't figure out why the schism exists or what the distribution of the schism is #is it geographical? based on industry? #and my autism is shrieking like a wet chihuahua who just had its dinner taken away #anyway I've worked retail and ticketing and other customer service sales #in California and Pennsylvania #and it's always biggest to smallest left to right #also I'm right handed

[snoopyaday]

When customers walk in…

#peanuts storyboard #charles schulz #snoopy #at work #monday feels #retail life #snoopyaday

[mattsmemes]

#meme #mattsmemes #memes that make you go hmmm #accurate #personally attacked #day off #my day off #100% accurate #retail life #retail memes #retail hell #im in this meme #and i dont like it

[thkmadame]

#retail life #happy fucking holidays

[sarahhillips]

Customers when I’m sitting at the register playing on my phone

Customers when I’m trying to stock or clean

And mind you, I work the store by myself after lunch is finished. 🙃

#humor #i hate my job #retail #food service #retail life #anti work #ya’ll are annoying af go away

[ashleyasha]

you never realize how truly dumb people can be until you work retail

#retail life

[kristsune]

I already had to be up at 4am for work, slept like absolute dogshit and now the power goes out while trying to make bfast. Im gonna be paranoid about babysnakes all day if it doesn't come back before i have to leave

#i need a personal tag #im so fucking tired #hare hell season #retail life

[irrevocably-delicious]

“How did you know that?”

Because I am the god of this store. Because the amount of knowledge I have absorbed is staggering. I was here when you were still shitting your pants, and I will be here when your grandchildren mourn you. The product families I have seen rise to dominance only to be unceremoniously discontinued without warning. You think that little container can be found in the home organisation department? Fool that you are. It’s not in home organisation, or kitchens, or cooking. That special item has puzzled many a coworker, but only the wisest will be able to confidently tell you that it is found in the children’s department. Can these hooks be purchased separately? No, you wretch. They only come with the wall panel. You bought them separately once? You absolutely did not. You’re lying. You are a liar. How dare you look at ME and say these falses.

#i hate how good I am at my piece of shit job #retail #retail life

[matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll]

If I had a dollar for every time a shitty parent said their kid didn't know what they were doing bc they're autistic I'd have a fuckton of dollars. He's 15, your son is old enough to know not to pull a knife and threaten someone at a cash register

#retail life #autism problems #do you think I'm stupid #he us both autistic and a fucking idiot #congratulations on your moron son

[cashiercomplaints]

They’re going to make fun of you the second you leave.

#retail problems #cashier problems #cashier complaints #i hate retail #retail hell #retail #lol #retail memes #meme #customer service #retail life

[mcnecklong]

Accidentally started a minor revolution at work over the silly post it memes I've been making. My coworkers are prepared to start fights over such brilliant artistry as this:

#crafts #best memes #funny cats #retail life

[maniaemagna]

#retail life #retail hell #customer service problems #customer service #fast food #retail #minimum wage #minimum wage problems

[measureyourlifeincake]

open letters to various customers i've had

to all the visibly trans/gnc customers/anyone going for the "most fuckable person in the grocery store" look: hiiiiiiiii i love you i love you i love you i love you, yall make my job worth doing and my life worth living thank you for existing

to every customer i went to high school with: don't fucking look at me (unless youre gay now)

to the customers who put literally everything in produce bags: stop fucking doing that shit. youre just making my life harder. those granola bars are individually wrapped in plastic and in a fully sealed cardboard box. why do you do this to me.

to the guy who came in today asking where the "cooking water" was: wtf dude

love, me, a cashier at a grocery store in my hometown

#i literally cant stop thinking about cooking water guy #wait also @ cooking water guy: PLEASE understand that that is a phrase that NO ONE uses #like i am not the weird one here for not understanding what you meant by that. nor was my coworker. or my boss. #please use a different phase when looking for plain bottled water. also you do know that you can just use water from your sink right? #i have more types of customer that i get mad about but i dont feel like listing a bunch of different people just to be like ''hey. stop.'' #i chose the produce bag people specifically bc its not a thing ive heard anyone else talk about and its just a baffling behavior to me #a lot of other stuff just boils down to ''please be nice to me'' #and to be fair! most customers i have are actually pretty nice! #but the ones that arent REALLY suck #retail problems #retail life #life of bea #cashier confessional

[mattsmemes]

#meme #mattsmemes #memes that make you go hmmm #retail life #working retail #people are stupid #retail survival #retail employees #bitter #cynical #i survived retail