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foxevxid · 1 day
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“he’s a murderer” to YOU. well to me too but i forgive him<3
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foxevxid · 4 days
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source by mer0mer0_
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foxevxid · 4 days
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this gotta be satire PLEASE
this has been dominating Twitter discourse all day.
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cuz we have many discourses, are you ready?
1) this is misogynistic because only women take care of kids, and this is banning women from public places and what is this, Saudi Arabia
2) people who don't like kids are evil sociopaths. the propagation of the species must continue.
3) dogs are worse than kids. dogs aren't even cute. dogs are unsanitary. dogs shouldn't be allowed in public at all. euthanize your dogs.
4) kids are evil. your spawn are disgusting. keep them out of sight at all times.
5) this is gay people just ruining everything. faggots need to stay out of bars. they just can't stand seeing kids because they're gay. they are the downfall of society.
and it's hilarious.
I love Twitter discourse.
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foxevxid · 5 days
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Listen pal, the subtitles stay ON.
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foxevxid · 5 days
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i dont think abt paul for a few hours and feel like im going insane.
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foxevxid · 5 days
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i think this happened in supernatural
tv shows with time travel organizations/bureaus/police/agencies/whatever should have a department with instead of a tech genius eating candy, it’s a harried seamstress or fashion designer who is like
“1450 italy? does it look like I have the time to dye you wool? nO. YOU’RE GOING TO THE 1980s”
and throws shoulder pads at the hapless time agent
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foxevxid · 5 days
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I BEEN WAITIN FOR THIS ONE
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Cowboy Husk!! 🤠
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foxevxid · 7 days
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foxevxid · 7 days
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“I don’t care about dumb weed jokes,” I said naively, before I saw this
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foxevxid · 8 days
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writers and artists will go "this isn't good enough." my brother in christ, you're creating something new out of nothing and expressing yourself creatively. your productivity and unrealistic standards of perfection do not define you or the worth of your art. you're doing great.
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foxevxid · 9 days
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I guess I’ll post my memes now 🤷🏽‍♀️
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foxevxid · 9 days
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people vaguely saying 'the horrors' as shorthand for 'life problems, don't worry about it' in conversations where the problems are not going to be delved into has got to be one of my favorite new Ways Of Speaking that has emerged. like it's polite and vague and succinct enough for impersonal conversation but also extremely honest. it's very funny. The Horrors. we all know of them.
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foxevxid · 9 days
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foxevxid · 10 days
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I’m having a meltdown. When I was 9 years old I read an article in a magazine called Backyard Adventures about how this antelope, the saiga, was on the verge of extinction. I enlisted the help of my best friend and launched a fundraising campaign called Save the Saigas. We sold lemonade, had bake sales, sold belongings, yelled at strangers as they passed in their cars. Our parents were able to match the money we made. Our school helped. It wasn’t much, it didn’t save them, but it helped the organization at least a little bit.
Y’all. The saigas have been saved. A little piece of my passionate child heart that has seemed hopelessly lost and endlessly disappointed for a long time feels so soothed. Maybe it’s not all hopeless. Maybe our efforts aren’t a complete waste. Maybe we keep trying and actually hope for the best.
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foxevxid · 10 days
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Fireflies in the Woods
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